This Was No Fluke

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A recent match up had sent shock waves through the EBWF. No one expected MsChif, a former Women's Champion and previous Royal Rumble winner to be defeated by a glittery little rookie pixie. Not only that but who could have predicted this to occur during the first round of the all important Queen of the Ring? But that's exactly what happened and the highlights of the match that were currently playing spelled that out perfectly clear. This was no sneaky roll up or win by distraction. Alexa Bliss had beaten the veteran clean as a sheet with the 450 Splash. It seemed as though the only person who wasn't stunned by this result was Alexa herself. Alexa, she of tiny, blonde, sparkly Disney Princess fame, was prepared to speak on this startling debut.

"I told you I wasn't just another pretty face!"

The silhouette of the newcomer stood with her back facing the camera and her hands rested on her hips. There was a backdrop of stars and other celestial imagery flowing around her until she spun around and sent a ton of silver colored pixie dust swirling around the camera. She seemed even more confident than last week and the smile on her face was even brighter this time. An instrumental version of her theme played in the background.

Alexa Bliss: I went into my match completely outmatched and overpowered. Or so everyone thought! But I did exactly what I said I was going to do and overcame MsChif and her dark, evil energy!

A quick curtsy with her blue and white fairy skirt was given for a job well done.

Alexa Bliss: The menacing energy that engulfed MsChif was sent straight back to the Nega Verse where it belonged! Love, justice and tranquility was able to prosper! But I'm not quite done yet. In order to become Queen of the Ring, I have another opponent that I'm going to have to go through! Someone with a serious chip on her shoulder that doesn't seem to be a very happy person at all.

Alexa placed two fingers on the corners of her mouth and turned it into a momentary frown.

Alexa Bliss: I'm talking about Brie Bella. The last time she spoke she was talking about..puppies that were missing eyeballs..and..bowel problems..and..just a lot of gross stuff to be kind of honest with you. I don't see why she's so down in the dumps! "You Can Look But You Can't Touch", isn't that how her song goes? That sounds like something a happy, confident person would embrace! Not someone who says such nasty things about a respected talent like Torrie Wilson! I think someone is upset that they can't use magical powers anymore. Remember, The Bella's use to be able to cast 'Twin Magic' but that all changed when Nikki went out and got..well..you know..a different kind of enchantment..

The blue fairy puffed out her own chest briefly to illustrate this point.

Alexa Bliss: But I think that we all know that 'Twin Magic' was never really magic at all. It was just something dirty, rotten cheaters relied on and that isn't magic at all. REAL magic is what I'm going to bring down to the ring with me in my Warfare debut! Just like MsChif, Brie is going to end up completely dazzled and spell bound. She won't even have to worry about anyone comparing her to her sister anymore! Not at all. Nikki is going to be known as "The Other Bella" and Brie is going to be known as "The Bella that lost to Alexa Bliss in her second match!" Maybe it doesn't roll off the tongue but it's very much a fact!

Alexa struck an elaborate pose while pointing at the viewer.

Alexa Bliss: Brie Bella! You are negative and bitter person! Being as influential and well known as you are, you need to set a better example! I'll just have to beat some sense into you and purify you of whatever sinister force has taken over your mind! In the name of bliss..I'll punish you!

While still holding the pose, Alexa's figure faded back into a silhouette while the stellar, astronomical pattern remained moving about. Would lightning strike twice for this young, new Diva?