Bliss Prism Power

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Matt Striker: Ladies and gentleman, I'm Matt Striker and joining me at this time is Alexa..

As the former teacher began to make his introduction for the pint-sized, young newcomer, he received a face full of pixie dust which had been blowing into his face from the blonde's hands. They were standing outside of her locker room which had a bedazzled nameplate outside of it.

Matt Striker: ...

Striker wiped his face off and removed some of the sparkly stuff from the corner of his eyes as Alexa beamed a mile wide, bright smile with her hands on her hips. It was difficult to be angry at someone so filled with pleasant happiness. Not to mention someone so tiny and cutesy.

Matt Striker: ..Bliss. Thank you for that, Alexa.

Alexa Bliss: Anytime!

Matt Striker: One would have assumed that following your lose to Brie Bella, which effectively took you out of the Queen of the Ring, you would be a little more sour.

Alexa Bliss: Who? Me? Not at all! Sunday is going to be a magical night! We're going to crown a new King and a new Queen. And even though I won't be taking the crown, another opportunity has popped up! I have a chance to become a number one contender. Why shouldn't I have the biggest smile?

The graduate from Bling University pointed two fingers to her pearly whites.

Matt Striker: Did you lost to Brie Bella effect you at all? Did you learn anything? You are a rookie and you don't have very many matches under your belt in your young career.

Alexa Bliss: Learn anything? From her? What was I going to learn?

Alexa deepened her voice and began to march in place while swinging her fists back and forth.

Alexa Bliss: "Don't be entertaining! Don't be interesting! Be boring like me!" That's all I really got from Brie. But if you mean did I learn anything in the ring? Then yes! I'm going to get better with every match I have!

Matt Striker: Well, you are going to be going up against two fellow rookies in Sasha Banks and Eva Maria. Although, Mickie James may have more years in the ring than all of you combined.

Alexa Bliss: Hey Mickie! Make up your mind! Hey Mickie! Are you a cowgirl or a stalker? Hey Mickie!

Alexa performed a quick little cheerleading routine with ease as she was formerly one before becoming a wrestler, amongst other things.

Alexa Bliss: Bliss her heart! I have a lot of respect for Mickie but I'm not so sure what she's going to be when she comes down the aisle. Maybe she's a little confused? I'll help her out! A few knocks to the head from me and I'll have her thinking straight! Bling it on!

Matt Striker: Nice pun. Your thoughts on Eva Marie? A very polarizing figure to be sure.

Alexa Bliss: Big red? Look, I know I didn't come from the indies or anything. I came from outer space, I'm a reincarnated Moon Princess, you know!

Striker gave a few confused blinks as Alexa brought up her proud, celestial heritage.

Matt Stirker: R-Right?

Alexa Bliss: But does she have an athletic background at all? Anything? Or is she just a model? I guess I'll find out when I get in the ring with her! But something tells me she's just looks, no brains and no skills!

Matt Striker: And finally Sasha Banks who has been very outspoken and boisterous as of late.

Alexa Bliss: What does 'swerve' mean?

Matt Striker: Swerve?

Alexa Bliss: Yeah! She says it all the time!

Matt Striker: I believe it's a hip-hop slang term. Or she's a big Vince Russo fan.

Alexa Bliss: Gotcha! Sasha talks a lot. And talks very fast. And doesn't seem to ever shut up long enough to take a breath. And I feel sort of bad for her servant-bodyguard-assistant guy. Can you imagine having to hear that RAH-RAH-RAH all day? I think I'm going to be doing a great, cosmic deed in shutting her up. The entire planet and every planet will thank me, I'm pretty confident in that. To realign love and justice I'm going to have to send one of my sparkly, bedazzled, sparkly shoes right into that big mouth of hers. So..

The glitter queen struck a pose while staring right into the camera.

Alexa Bliss: To solve your identity crisis, stuck up model attitude and to regain balance in the universe by ceasing that mouth..Mickie, Eve, Sasha..I'll punish you!

Matt quickly side stepped in case more fairy dust was thrown his way but it didn't come. Alexa simply winked up at him and went swaying back into her flashy, shiny, locker room.