Breakout Model

[Clover]

Renee Young: EBWF fans, joining me at this time is-

"..No, no, no, no.."

The dreary and bland were no place for a super good looking model like Tyler Breeze to present himself. A droll and lifeless backstage area of an arena? Absolutely not. It was not going to get the job done. The Gorgeous One himself stepped in front of the camera and dazzled the screen with his presence. Shirtless to show off his defined trim body but not too much. A sleeveless jacket covered in blue fur made sure all of his perfection was not visible. That was only for paying audiences. His ever present cell phone had the same colored fur to serve as a case as he gazed at his flawless features. Not a single, strand of blonde, golden hair out of place. An amazing tan. Determined eyes faultless lips. Super good looking. But when he looked over at Renee Young he did not see the same. Sure, some might describe her as "cute". But gorgeous? Surely not. She had a microphone in hand and that must have meant she had questions. But not today.

Tyler Breeze: Sorry Renee. You don't make the cut. You're bringing..disharmony into my life. Shoo.

A few delicate gestures with his figures called in a pair of men in crisp, dark suits to take Renee by her shoulders and lift her off the ground. The pint-sized interviewer was carried off and she could be heard shouting "HEY!" in the distance. Tyler gave just a hint of a smirk and glanced to the camera filming him.

Tyler Breeze: I'm afraid there just isn't anyone worthy enough to stand next to me and conduct an interview. But we can't all be gorgeous, can we?

This prompted Tyler to stare even deeper into his phone while he quirked a brow.

Tyler Breeze: Can something be done about this sub-par lighting arrangement?

One cue the studio lights were taken away by more men in suits who hurriedly rushed to meet Tyler's demands. They were replaced by far more powerful lights with shutter's, the kind found during photo shoots. Tyler sighed. He was still not pleased.

Tyler Breeze: Do I have to mention the backdrop?

It didn't take long for the EBWF banner to be confiscated and swapped out with a screen covered in dazzling lights, similar to the kind found during his 'tron entrance video. Bright, shimmering lights that further showcased Tyler's features. A subtle pose when struck and he nodded in approval.

Tyler Breeze: Now we can begin. On the night when I become the new Breakout Champion, only one thought comes to mind.."duh." No one should be surprised. I said from the very beginning that not only do I superior looks but that I'm also a superior athlete. Not a single person had been able to even close to pinning me. Because you simply can't pin down something so beautiful. I was pitted against some of the supposed 'best, young talent' the wrestling world had to offer and looked what happened. I outlasted each and every one of them. When you conquer the world of modeling..

Tyler did a short cat-walk pace and turn before smiling into his phone.

Tyler Breeze: ..conquering the world of wrestling just isn't a challenge. Oh, I've heard what some of the uggo's who graze around backstage have to say. That I'm "soft". That I've just been lucky. If that's what they truly think then they are sadly mistaken. And lost. And, undoubtedly, overweight. This has nothing to do with luck but it has everything to do with jealously. All of my legions of fans clamoring to touch me when I walk down that aisle. My perfect win-loss record, just like my perfect face. People have been jealous of me my entire life. So I'm not at all stunned to see a pack of grotesque wrestler's have nothing but envy in their eyes when they look at me. Lesser men couldn't handle the pressure of being so ridiculously pretty. But I can. Just like I'm going to handle the pressure of being a champion.

With a finger and a thumb placed on either side of his chin, Tyler mimicked the pose of someone else. His opponent. Damien Sandow.

Tyler Breeze: Sadly, I can't say the same for Damien Sandow. The man who I'm going to be taking that title from. I would say the stress of being a champion had really gotten to him. That stringy hair. That unkempt rat's nest of a beard. I believe I'm starting to even see some..crow's feet..

Prince Pretty gave a mocking sort of sympathetic expression towards his upcoming foe.

Tyler Breeze: Aww. Too bad for Damien. He's pride's himself on being so smart. So intelligent. But if he's so smart..why is he so ugly? If he had such a huge brain you assume he would be able to figure out how to remedy that problem, wouldn't he? Does it really take a genius to know that you need to shampoo and condition your hair? And not with products bought from the gas station? That little conundrum has eluded Damien so far. So the question must be asked..is he a fraud? Does he only seem intelligent because he hangs out with that gorilla he calls a partner? I'm afraid so. So, there you have it. I solved the problem. Maybe, just maybe, along with being super good looking..I'm also super smart.

Tyler seemed to ponder that statement and looked pleased with his discovery.

Tyler Breeze: Yes. That must be it. After I defeat Damien Sandow, and I will, everyone will have to recognize just how brilliant I am. If I can outsmart a brainiac then it has to be true. "Tyler Breeze. Super good looking. Super genius."

His palms spread outwards as if he was envisioning this title on a billboard. But after further thought Tyler seemed to be disgusted with the idea and shook his head.

Tyler Breeze: No. Being a genius means that you are a nerd. And nerd's don't take showers, nerds don't get to be model's and nerds are LOSERS. Damien Sandow can keep his little title. But not his Breakout Title. That is coming home with me and it's going to be proudly displayed in every photo-shoot I take part in, all over the world. Just think about it. I not only am going to be a champion but I'm STILL going to be the most beautiful human being walking the planet. Damien on the other hand, only is allowed to keep being a smart, ugly nerd with bug eyes. Where is that going to get him? Who is going to want to take a picture of that? The world can be so unfair sometimes, can't it?

Another fake taunting frown was showcased for the camera as Tyler tucked his hood over his head. The pose he struck next could be described as 'mysterious and thought provoking'. To him anyway. His only desire now was to win gold and have even more reasons for the masses to snap photo's of his startling good looks. An incredibly strong motivator for someone like Tyler Breeze.