Old Dog To Teach New Dogs Old Tricks
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:11 pm
The scene is back stage at the US Airways Center in Phoenix, Arizona after Sami Zayn's last comments.
Mr Kennedy is sitting in his changing room, staring straight ahead. He has refused all interviews.
The door opens, and in walks the Undertaker. He looks down at Mr. Kennedy.
"Hey Kennedy what's this about you refusing to do Interviews?"
Mr. Kennedy does not move. He keeps staring into space. The Undertaker shakes his head, and leaves the room.
Minutes later he comes back with a bucket of cold icy water, and pours it all over Mr. Kennedy.
Mr Kennedy shakes his head, as if snapping out of his trance, and looks around. He stands up and looks at the Undertaker.
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"Why are you refusing to do interviews?"
"It's none of your business.
"Now it's none of my business, wow I see Sami has really gotten into your head."
"No he hasn't."
"Yes he has."
Suddenly there was a cough behind the Undertaker. The Undertaker turns around to see Renee Young with a camera man, and the camera going live.
The Undertaker looks down at Renee. "Renee."
Renee blushes "Taker."
"What do you want Renee?"
Renee blushes again "To get a comment about what Sami Zayn said before."
The Undertaker looks back at Mr. Kennedy who is shaking his head. He turns back to Renee.
"It's all true."
Renee was shocked "Sorry Taker, what did you just say?"
"Everything that Sami said about Kennedy is all true. He is too old, he has a big mouth, he is certainly irritating, very irritating if you must know, he is sly, very sneaky, and he is an has been, he's got no fans, and if you must know he's past his used by date."
"Shut up."
The Undertaker turned around.
"You heard me, I said shut up."
Mr Kennedy who is shaking in anger, and going really red as a beetroot, pushes the Undertaker out of the way. He looks at Renee. Renee looks back, and then down at the microphone. Mr. Kennedy nods. Renee smiles and hands Mr. Kennedy the microphone. She steps out of the way, so Mr. Kennedy can look at the camera.
Mr. Kennedy angrily looks at the Undertaker, who has his arms folded with a smirk on his face. Mr. Kennedy looks back at the camera.
"This is for my millions of fans across the world and here out in that arena."
There is a huge roar of a cheer from the fans in the arena.
"I am.....Miiiiiiiiiiissssstttttteeerrrrr Keeeeeennnnnneeeedddyyyyy. Kennedy."
Once again everyone can hear the large roar of fans going nuts in the arena.
"Sami Zayn. Does that sound like someone who has no fans? No. I have Millions of fans across the world, and thousands here tonight. They've come for one purpose only and that's to squash your puny little arse. I am not a has been, I am not old, granted I maybe annoying, I am not sneaky or sly, and I know who I am. Do you Sami? Do you know who you are?
"Do you really know? You're just starting out in this business, whereas I have made it. According to you I was thrown out in the trash by the WWE. That is not the case. I walked out. I walked out because I believe in my principles. I believe they wanted to change who I am. I do not change for anyone. You either get what you see, or you don't.
"You know what Sami? You have one of the biggest mouths that I have ever come across including my own. That's not a compliment. You like to react, so do I. So you've done it now.
"Tonight. Our match is a triple threat match with your idol Seth Rollins, and myself. That to me is disturbing. You've got this love thing going on with Seth, and it's not healthy. Me, I hate your guts, and I hate Seth. No love triangle here.
"You want to see what an old dog can do when cornered? I'll show you what an old dog can do. You haven't made it yet, and nor will you. I'm going places in the EBWF, and I'll just leave you behind eating my dust.
"Yes Sami I'm a big yapper. Yapper yapper yapper. So what. So are you. It takes a yapper to know a yapper. You hurt my ears before, so therefore what am I going to do? Hurt you back.
"So what if I have befriended the Undertaker? Who have you befriended Sami? No one. No one wants to touch you because of your ego. Your mouth, your brotherly love about Seth. At least the Undertaker has my back, and I have his. Can you say that? No you can't.
"So before you open that big mouth of yours Sami, I'd take a bit of time to see who ahs your back, so you can back those words up.
"Seth Rollins, you haven't escaped my thoughts either. You're in this match whether you like it or not. Beware me, beware who I am. Who am I Seth? Who am I? I am...."Miiiiiiiiiiissssstttttteeerrrrr Keeeeeennnnnneeeedddyyyyy. Kennedy."
Mr. Kennedy hands back the microphone to Renee, looks at the Undertaker, and walks out of the changing room. The Undertaker looks to be smiling.
Renee: "Very clever mind games Taker."
The Undertaker looks down at Renee "I don't know what you mean."
Renee blushes as the Undertaker leaves the room.
Mr Kennedy is sitting in his changing room, staring straight ahead. He has refused all interviews.
The door opens, and in walks the Undertaker. He looks down at Mr. Kennedy.
"Hey Kennedy what's this about you refusing to do Interviews?"
Mr. Kennedy does not move. He keeps staring into space. The Undertaker shakes his head, and leaves the room.
Minutes later he comes back with a bucket of cold icy water, and pours it all over Mr. Kennedy.
Mr Kennedy shakes his head, as if snapping out of his trance, and looks around. He stands up and looks at the Undertaker.
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"Why are you refusing to do interviews?"
"It's none of your business.
"Now it's none of my business, wow I see Sami has really gotten into your head."
"No he hasn't."
"Yes he has."
Suddenly there was a cough behind the Undertaker. The Undertaker turns around to see Renee Young with a camera man, and the camera going live.
The Undertaker looks down at Renee. "Renee."
Renee blushes "Taker."
"What do you want Renee?"
Renee blushes again "To get a comment about what Sami Zayn said before."
The Undertaker looks back at Mr. Kennedy who is shaking his head. He turns back to Renee.
"It's all true."
Renee was shocked "Sorry Taker, what did you just say?"
"Everything that Sami said about Kennedy is all true. He is too old, he has a big mouth, he is certainly irritating, very irritating if you must know, he is sly, very sneaky, and he is an has been, he's got no fans, and if you must know he's past his used by date."
"Shut up."
The Undertaker turned around.
"You heard me, I said shut up."
Mr Kennedy who is shaking in anger, and going really red as a beetroot, pushes the Undertaker out of the way. He looks at Renee. Renee looks back, and then down at the microphone. Mr. Kennedy nods. Renee smiles and hands Mr. Kennedy the microphone. She steps out of the way, so Mr. Kennedy can look at the camera.
Mr. Kennedy angrily looks at the Undertaker, who has his arms folded with a smirk on his face. Mr. Kennedy looks back at the camera.
"This is for my millions of fans across the world and here out in that arena."
There is a huge roar of a cheer from the fans in the arena.
"I am.....Miiiiiiiiiiissssstttttteeerrrrr Keeeeeennnnnneeeedddyyyyy. Kennedy."
Once again everyone can hear the large roar of fans going nuts in the arena.
"Sami Zayn. Does that sound like someone who has no fans? No. I have Millions of fans across the world, and thousands here tonight. They've come for one purpose only and that's to squash your puny little arse. I am not a has been, I am not old, granted I maybe annoying, I am not sneaky or sly, and I know who I am. Do you Sami? Do you know who you are?
"Do you really know? You're just starting out in this business, whereas I have made it. According to you I was thrown out in the trash by the WWE. That is not the case. I walked out. I walked out because I believe in my principles. I believe they wanted to change who I am. I do not change for anyone. You either get what you see, or you don't.
"You know what Sami? You have one of the biggest mouths that I have ever come across including my own. That's not a compliment. You like to react, so do I. So you've done it now.
"Tonight. Our match is a triple threat match with your idol Seth Rollins, and myself. That to me is disturbing. You've got this love thing going on with Seth, and it's not healthy. Me, I hate your guts, and I hate Seth. No love triangle here.
"You want to see what an old dog can do when cornered? I'll show you what an old dog can do. You haven't made it yet, and nor will you. I'm going places in the EBWF, and I'll just leave you behind eating my dust.
"Yes Sami I'm a big yapper. Yapper yapper yapper. So what. So are you. It takes a yapper to know a yapper. You hurt my ears before, so therefore what am I going to do? Hurt you back.
"So what if I have befriended the Undertaker? Who have you befriended Sami? No one. No one wants to touch you because of your ego. Your mouth, your brotherly love about Seth. At least the Undertaker has my back, and I have his. Can you say that? No you can't.
"So before you open that big mouth of yours Sami, I'd take a bit of time to see who ahs your back, so you can back those words up.
"Seth Rollins, you haven't escaped my thoughts either. You're in this match whether you like it or not. Beware me, beware who I am. Who am I Seth? Who am I? I am...."Miiiiiiiiiiissssstttttteeerrrrr Keeeeeennnnnneeeedddyyyyy. Kennedy."
Mr. Kennedy hands back the microphone to Renee, looks at the Undertaker, and walks out of the changing room. The Undertaker looks to be smiling.
Renee: "Very clever mind games Taker."
The Undertaker looks down at Renee "I don't know what you mean."
Renee blushes as the Undertaker leaves the room.