The Annihilation of Ambrose
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:53 am
JR-And welcome to EBWF Warfare ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we have some barn burners for everyone here in attendance and all you lovely folks watching at home
The King-That's right, JR. Tonight we have Sami Zayn going up against The Phenomenal AJ Styles. But more important than that, we have Summer Rea facing AJ Lee. You know what that means, don't you JR? PUPPIES!!
JR-Well that's right King. We all know you love puppies. And I'd like to welcome you all again here at the Toyota Center here in Hou...
Jim Ross is cut off mid sentence as the opening drums of Angry Chair blares over the PA system and shortly after Raven steps out onto the stage and throws his arms out as he stairs over the Texas crowd. Raven drops his arms and starts to make his way to the ring. He reaches the ringside area and grabs a microphone from a cameraman. He rolls into the ring and paces for a bit before he goes to the back right corner and sits up on the top turnbuckle. The music fades and Raven raises the microphone to his mouth and begins to speak.
Raven-That is right. Soak it all in. I know most of you sociopathic degenerates may have never seen someone with such an intelligent fortitude as I. So I will try and dull it down so you all can follow.
JR-Well that's not exactly a good way to build a fan base here in the EBWF
The King-Shut up, JR. A genius is speaking
The majority of the crowd erupts with boos while some of the crowd gives him a small pop and even fewer fans start an ECW chant. Raven looks at the crowd and they die down as he raises the microphone back to his mouth
Raven-That's right. Boo me. Hate what you don't know. Fear what you don't understand. You solidarity ingrates are not the focus of my attention, so I could care less what you think of me.
JR-Well Raven's right, this isn't a popularity contest.
Raven-All I do know is that the EBWF powers to be have decided to put me against Dean Ambrose. Dean Ambrose, tonight, you step into the terrordome. You step into my chaotic courtyard. You walk through my path of pillage. Welcome to Raven's Clockwork Orange House of Fun. Where your debut shall be your devastation. I actually feel sorry for you, Ambrose. You're going to experience exactly what that smiling monkey Bo Dallas experienced last week. Tonight, you shall experience what has come to be known as The EvenFlow. And after the smoke has cleared, you're going to think real long and hard about your professional choices in life. If you could think at all.
JR-Raven seems real cocky for still being new here in the EBWF. I hope he can back it up.
The King-He's showing a great deal of confidence, JR. Not cockiness.
Raven-Tonight, I have planned for you, Dean Ambrose an annihilation of biblical proportions. Welcome to my world. Quoth the Raven,
FOREVERMORE
Raven drops the microphone and gets down off of the turnbuckle and rolls out of the ring and jumps the barricade and heads back to his locker room through the crowd.
The King-Now there's a man that has a bright future here in the EBWF, JR.
JR-Well for Raven's sake, I hope you're right, King.
The King-That's right, JR. Tonight we have Sami Zayn going up against The Phenomenal AJ Styles. But more important than that, we have Summer Rea facing AJ Lee. You know what that means, don't you JR? PUPPIES!!
JR-Well that's right King. We all know you love puppies. And I'd like to welcome you all again here at the Toyota Center here in Hou...
Raven-That is right. Soak it all in. I know most of you sociopathic degenerates may have never seen someone with such an intelligent fortitude as I. So I will try and dull it down so you all can follow.
JR-Well that's not exactly a good way to build a fan base here in the EBWF
The King-Shut up, JR. A genius is speaking
Raven-That's right. Boo me. Hate what you don't know. Fear what you don't understand. You solidarity ingrates are not the focus of my attention, so I could care less what you think of me.
JR-Well Raven's right, this isn't a popularity contest.
Raven-All I do know is that the EBWF powers to be have decided to put me against Dean Ambrose. Dean Ambrose, tonight, you step into the terrordome. You step into my chaotic courtyard. You walk through my path of pillage. Welcome to Raven's Clockwork Orange House of Fun. Where your debut shall be your devastation. I actually feel sorry for you, Ambrose. You're going to experience exactly what that smiling monkey Bo Dallas experienced last week. Tonight, you shall experience what has come to be known as The EvenFlow. And after the smoke has cleared, you're going to think real long and hard about your professional choices in life. If you could think at all.
JR-Raven seems real cocky for still being new here in the EBWF. I hope he can back it up.
The King-He's showing a great deal of confidence, JR. Not cockiness.
Raven-Tonight, I have planned for you, Dean Ambrose an annihilation of biblical proportions. Welcome to my world. Quoth the Raven,
FOREVERMORE
The King-Now there's a man that has a bright future here in the EBWF, JR.
JR-Well for Raven's sake, I hope you're right, King.