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Ugly Inspiration

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:13 pm
by Clover
Stylist's, photographers and others associated with the beautiful followed each step taken by Tyler Breeze as he entered the arena for this week's edition of Warfare. Todd Grisham trailed along with them as well but we finding it difficult to stand out from the pack and get a word with The Gorgeous One. After attempting to do so, incessantly, Tyler finally gave him half of a glance while the rest of his focus remained on his camera phone.

Tyler Breeeze: What do you want, uggo?


Todd Grisham: The EBWF audience is--

Tyler Breeze: Do you see this?

Tyler held up his right index right which was covered in a velvet colored wrap

Tyler Breeze: This is a career threatening injury. It's the only reason why that ugly creature Damien Sandow was able to defeat me. But I went out and I fought just like I'm going to fight tonight. I'm going against my publicist's orders. Do you understand that? Can you comprehend what my mental state is right now? Most models don't come back from a hang nail at this level. But here I am.


Todd Grisham: ..A hang nail?

Tyler Breeze: That's right. It's as drastic as it sounds. But despite my intense personal suffering, I'm going to step into the ring and put down that beast known as Bo Dallas. I understand that he's a motivational speaker. How could he possibly inspire anyone when he looks like THAT? I'm an inspiration. I give all everyone, all of these WannaBreeze's, something to aspire to be. Something they could never in their wildest dreams ever achieve but something to aspire to be nonetheless. Now if you will kindly go crawling back to the black lagoon you surfaced from, I have business to attend to. Bo Dallas is going to feel the brunt of my frustration and I'm going to make his ghoulish features even more twisted..

With slightly more of an edge in his voice, Grisham ceased to exist for Tyler as he entered the building.