Team..uh..something something.

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Clover

Team..uh..something something.

Post by Clover »

The pairing of Alexa Bliss and Emma might have seemed like an odd union but they at least had a few things in common. They were both blonde, generally cheerful and newcomers to the EBWF. But, most importantly, they both had a chance to become champions. Prior to being announced as a team to take on defending champs Eva Marie and Sasha Banks, along with AJ Lee and Paige, the two young women had never met each other before. At the moment they were both walking down a long, hallway. Alexa was dressed in her ring gear, leaving silver sparkles with each step she took and her hands folded behind her back, strolling along like something that had just popped out of a storybook. Emma, dressed in her street clothes, trailed along and stared at the little pixie as if she were a being from another planet. Emma halted all of her moves and quickly rose a hand towards the air, as if she were a student waiting for a teacher to call on her. Alexa blinked in confusion and slowly tilted her head to the side.

Alexa Bliss: Do..you have a question?


Emma leaned in very closely and spoke in a whisper.

Emma: Are..you..a fairy?


Alexa Bliss: Well, I-


Emma: Because THAT would give us a very big edge over our opponents! An actual, living breathing Tinkerbell! They won't be able to touch you! Unless, of course, they trap you inside of a giant jar or something. But no worries! Because I would break you right out of there!

The Aussie proudly pointed a thumb towards herself and nodded matter of factly. Alexa slowly raised her hand now.

Emma: Yes, Miss Sparkly Tiny Baby Fairy?

Alexa Bliss: Have you thought up any names for our tag team? If we happen to win I think it would be a good idea to have something neat to go by.


Emma: Dancing Sparkles! Sparkling Wiggles! Fairy Stompers! Enchanted Dance Moves!


Alexa Bliss: Hm. Maybe we should come back to that. Let's think about how we want to go about winning this match.


Both blondes pressed their backs against the walls behind them and struck matching thinking poses while scratching their chins.

Emma: We need to win this one! If we get those titles, everyone would take us seriously!


Alexa Bliss: Heavens. No one takes us seriously?


The camera took a long shot of the living, breathing Disney character and the awkward Australian who was bobbing her head side to side to the beat that was playing exclusively in her own head.

Emma: Well, in my debut match I sort of knocked myself out. But that was purely on accident! Sasha Banks didn't beat me, I beat myself! This time I'll be razor focused and ready to give her what's for!

Alexa Bliss: I've happen to have defeated Mickie James and MsChif. Two wrestlers with veteran status. Stopping my drive would take a frightening apparatus. Pinning me is no east feat. When we win this match, we'll become the elite.


The young lady beamed a smile and performed a little curtsy.

Emma: ...


Emma stared forward in complete blankness before suddenly snatching Alexa in a hug. She winced as her legs wiggled about.

Emma: Holy crap! You do rhymes?! You are a fairy!


Emma sat Alexa down and hoisted up the front of her frilly tutu, which caused quite an alarm to her.

Emma: Blue! Your ring outfit is blue! My gear for this match is BLUE! We're color coded! That goes a long way for any team! I'll go swimming a pool of sparkles and we'll completely match!


Alexa quickly shoved her tutu back down.

Emma: No way Eva and Sasha are going to be united in color. Sasha is too much of a BAWS to think about things like that. And Eva Marie is always all red. Everywhere. What does that mean?


Alexa Bliss: It sounds extremely lewd.


Emma: Is she talking about..EW! Ew, ew, ew! She's red EVERYWHERE?! Why is she bragging about that?

Alexa Bliss: ..I..think it's..all 'red everything' actually..


Emma: Oh. OOOOOH. Alright. That does sound a lot less pornographic.


Emma slid behind Alexa, placed her hands on her waist and began to direct her forward. Doing a conga line of sorts while speaking a sing-song-voice. Alexa was understandably confused.

Emma: A lot less pornographic! A lot less pornographic! HEY!


Alexa Bliss: W-W-What are you doing??


Emma: When the music strikes me, I just have to dance!


Alexa Bliss: But there's no music! And those type of lyrics are going to get us a lot of unwanted attention.


Emma: Right. You're right! We've got a whole 'nother team to deal with and I bet they aren't having a dance party in a hallway right now! Who knows what type of nefarious, evil things those two are doing right now? Probably..eating babies!


Alexa Bliss: E-Eating babies?


Emma: Yes! Baby souffle! Look at AJ and tell me she doesn't look like she would just take a chomp right out a baby! And Paige! Baby eater if I've ever seen one!


Alexa's tiny fists balled up and she struck an elaborate pose with a stern look upon her face. She was suddenly filled with an overwhelming sense of justice.

Alexa Bliss: Eating babies?! No forgiveness! I won't allow it! For treating sweet, innocent babies like appetizer's I will PUNISH those two! In the name of all things good, lovely and blissful! Those two will not be allowed to walk out of the arena with the tag team titles.


Emma: Wowzers, that really fired you up. I don't really know for SURE if those two like to eat babies or not. They just really look like the type, ya know? But cool! Let's dance all over their faces!


Alexa Bliss: But I don't know how to dance.


Emma: WHAT?! Seriously?! Are you for real?! I had completely planned on doing a spontaneous, but completely unified victory dance after our win! You don't know ANY dance moves?!


Alexa Bliss: I know how to prance, frolic, romp and cavort but I'm afraid I'm not much of a dancer.


Emma: THAT is going to change!


She tossed her arm around her tiny partner and pulled her close.

Emma: When one of us pins Sasha, AJ, Paige or Eva, just follow my lead! Luckily, both of our entrance themes are very danceable! Let the music carry you and carry us to GOLD!


Emma pulled Alexa along, presumably to show her some steps. Alexa looked about as worried as anyone would be who was about to be taught the art of dance by EMMA.