UNhappy
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:59 pm
OOC: Good Luck Kyle!
Albuquerque, New Mexico was the venue selected for EBWF's biggest event of the Summer, appropriately called Summerslam. As usual, a busy weekend was in store for EBWF talent, with multiple media appearances, commitments and appointments to discuss one of the so called “Big Four” Pay Per views. Besides shaking hands, taking pictures and signing tons of pictures for fans, vignettes were and promos were shot to be displayed in the titantron during the event. It was the turn for the Straightedge Superstar and current Path To Glory Champion to shoot his vignette. CM Punk was taping his wrists and alongside him, as usual was his good friend Colt Cabana. Colt crept behind Punk, with the Path To Glory Title in his hands.
Colt Cabana: If you need someone to carry around your title like boxing champs, I’m game.
CM Punk: That’s the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard.
Colt Cabana: Come on, even the loveable jerk CM Punk needs a manager!
CM Punk: Yeah, do you think Matt Classic is available?
Cabana replied with the finger. Punk took a hold of the title and draped it over his right shoulder. The lighting equipment was turned on, a mic dangled above the Chicago native’s head.
EBWF Crew Member: Ready when you are!
Punk nodded and stood before the camera, the set was pretty simple. A replica of the EBWF locker room stood behind Punk, who was wearing his ring attire, Black boots with four six pointed stars, black knee pads and yellow tights with red stars as a tribute to the City of Albuquerque. The red light which signalled that the camera began rolling, along with the signal of the crew member in charge of shooting the scene. Punk flashed a cocky grin.
CM Punk: Everyone is extremely happy and excited about Summerslam! Velvet Sky amasses views on her ALS Ice bucket challenge video, Chris Jericho is happy to have his buddy Lance Storm as his guest for the night… Ted and Wade Barrett are happy to have a shot at MY Path To Glory Title… Why wouldn’t they? The last time they got a title shot… I was going to make a funny pun regarding how long has it been; however, it has been so long it’s not even funny… The both reek of desperation… They are both going into the match with something in common… They would be back to square one if they don’t successfully pin me and each other… The PTG championship is their last ticket for a train called “relevancy”, and neither of them wants to miss it.
Punk smiled.
CM Punk: Now, let something straight. There is a reason why a whole month has gone by and I haven’t had a single title defense. And that reason is: Chris. Jericho. Mr. Interim CEO, Mr. Fozzy has done nothing to guarantee that interferences and impasses result in my matches ending in disqualification. Now, instead of chasing around Lance Storm and begging him to be the Summerslam guest, Chris Jericho should’ve guaranteed that I, as a fighting champion get the guarantees I need to defend my title. There’s always someone lurking in the back, someone plotting their path to glory, pun totally intended. I’m aware of that and I’m used to that… Was it too hard to make my title defenses “No disqualification” matches? Probably harder than bringing back Lance Storm, but you didn’t even try, did you Chris? I have to give you credit though. You came up with the most interesting stipulation you could… You see, it’s no rocket science, but I’m sure that if I pin Barrett, Ted will be out on Warfare next week running his mouth “Oh, you didn’t pin me! I still deserve a shot!”. Conversely, if I pin Ted, Barrett will be out there saying he wasn’t the one pinned. Last but not least, I, as a defending champion would have the absolute right for a rematch clause, specially if I weren’t pinned. So Chris, with this stipulation you’ve managed to prevent me from facing Ted or Wade Barrett in the near future!
Punk clapped slowly.
CM Punk: Now, while it pleases me to know Ted and Wade well be tiny dots in my rearview mirror after this match; I have to admit the stipulation chosen by Jericho raises the stakes. Now they have absolutely no margin of error. They’re going to apply every single trick in their book to guarantee their victory… Tonight I am expecting Ted as an active member of… Bilogy or whatever boy band name they’re going by these days… Anyway, I’m expecting Ted to rely on his buddy Miz to get the upper hand… I don’t know what tricks does Barrett seem to have up his sleeve, but apparently he’s got a bone to pick with Ryback… In case that big, hungry moron shows up… I hope he’s into Anaconda, specially around his neck, choking the air -and food out of him.
Punk cocked his head to one side.
CM Punk: I’m not John Cena. I won’t complain with a moronic smile on my face and a bunch of jokes on how many times I’ve have a match with Ted DiBiase… I had hundreds of matches with Chris Hero and Colt Cabana, each and every one of them better than the last. So Ted, my advice to you is to bring your A-game, because beating me won’t be easy… I’m sure you already know that. But proving the EBWF universe you are tougher, faster and stronger than the last time you faced me. That you’re crazier for my title and you’re willing to do just about anything to get it… That’s a bit tougher. Specially when you consider your rival is the best Wrestler in the World, CM Punk. You’re not a bad wrestler, you just happen to have the bad luck of always running into me.
Punk Shrugged.
CM Punk: Wade Barrett, Bad News Barrett… Well, I’ve got the worst of news for you. You don’t stand a chance against CM Punk. When Ryback decided to make himself relevant and remind the EBWF universe he inexplicably is still under contract… He just delayed the inevitable. Let’s say you earned a good couple of weeks before the worst news ever came knocking to your door in the shape of a knee to the face. You can’t beat me Wade, you won’t beat me because you simply don’t have what it takes… The only reason I hadn’t beaten you sooner is because Ryback chose to step into a ring instead of stepping into the catering room like he usually does… Tonight I’ll be on the look out and I won’t hesitate on decimating anyone … I won’t waste my shot at proving I am the best in the world.
Punk pressed his tongue agains his lip ring for a moment.
CM Punk: Tonight I began by saying how everyone is happy about Summerslam. Well, I am going to be brutally honest and tell you I am not happy, not happy at all. because instead of fighting John Cena for the World Title I am facing two nobodies I should’ve taken care of weeks ago… Johnny boy… I’ll see you soon.
Punk crossed his arms forming an X as the scene faded to black
Albuquerque, New Mexico was the venue selected for EBWF's biggest event of the Summer, appropriately called Summerslam. As usual, a busy weekend was in store for EBWF talent, with multiple media appearances, commitments and appointments to discuss one of the so called “Big Four” Pay Per views. Besides shaking hands, taking pictures and signing tons of pictures for fans, vignettes were and promos were shot to be displayed in the titantron during the event. It was the turn for the Straightedge Superstar and current Path To Glory Champion to shoot his vignette. CM Punk was taping his wrists and alongside him, as usual was his good friend Colt Cabana. Colt crept behind Punk, with the Path To Glory Title in his hands.
Colt Cabana: If you need someone to carry around your title like boxing champs, I’m game.
CM Punk: That’s the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard.
Colt Cabana: Come on, even the loveable jerk CM Punk needs a manager!
CM Punk: Yeah, do you think Matt Classic is available?
Cabana replied with the finger. Punk took a hold of the title and draped it over his right shoulder. The lighting equipment was turned on, a mic dangled above the Chicago native’s head.
EBWF Crew Member: Ready when you are!
Punk nodded and stood before the camera, the set was pretty simple. A replica of the EBWF locker room stood behind Punk, who was wearing his ring attire, Black boots with four six pointed stars, black knee pads and yellow tights with red stars as a tribute to the City of Albuquerque. The red light which signalled that the camera began rolling, along with the signal of the crew member in charge of shooting the scene. Punk flashed a cocky grin.
CM Punk: Everyone is extremely happy and excited about Summerslam! Velvet Sky amasses views on her ALS Ice bucket challenge video, Chris Jericho is happy to have his buddy Lance Storm as his guest for the night… Ted and Wade Barrett are happy to have a shot at MY Path To Glory Title… Why wouldn’t they? The last time they got a title shot… I was going to make a funny pun regarding how long has it been; however, it has been so long it’s not even funny… The both reek of desperation… They are both going into the match with something in common… They would be back to square one if they don’t successfully pin me and each other… The PTG championship is their last ticket for a train called “relevancy”, and neither of them wants to miss it.
Punk smiled.
CM Punk: Now, let something straight. There is a reason why a whole month has gone by and I haven’t had a single title defense. And that reason is: Chris. Jericho. Mr. Interim CEO, Mr. Fozzy has done nothing to guarantee that interferences and impasses result in my matches ending in disqualification. Now, instead of chasing around Lance Storm and begging him to be the Summerslam guest, Chris Jericho should’ve guaranteed that I, as a fighting champion get the guarantees I need to defend my title. There’s always someone lurking in the back, someone plotting their path to glory, pun totally intended. I’m aware of that and I’m used to that… Was it too hard to make my title defenses “No disqualification” matches? Probably harder than bringing back Lance Storm, but you didn’t even try, did you Chris? I have to give you credit though. You came up with the most interesting stipulation you could… You see, it’s no rocket science, but I’m sure that if I pin Barrett, Ted will be out on Warfare next week running his mouth “Oh, you didn’t pin me! I still deserve a shot!”. Conversely, if I pin Ted, Barrett will be out there saying he wasn’t the one pinned. Last but not least, I, as a defending champion would have the absolute right for a rematch clause, specially if I weren’t pinned. So Chris, with this stipulation you’ve managed to prevent me from facing Ted or Wade Barrett in the near future!
Punk clapped slowly.
CM Punk: Now, while it pleases me to know Ted and Wade well be tiny dots in my rearview mirror after this match; I have to admit the stipulation chosen by Jericho raises the stakes. Now they have absolutely no margin of error. They’re going to apply every single trick in their book to guarantee their victory… Tonight I am expecting Ted as an active member of… Bilogy or whatever boy band name they’re going by these days… Anyway, I’m expecting Ted to rely on his buddy Miz to get the upper hand… I don’t know what tricks does Barrett seem to have up his sleeve, but apparently he’s got a bone to pick with Ryback… In case that big, hungry moron shows up… I hope he’s into Anaconda, specially around his neck, choking the air -and food out of him.
Punk cocked his head to one side.
CM Punk: I’m not John Cena. I won’t complain with a moronic smile on my face and a bunch of jokes on how many times I’ve have a match with Ted DiBiase… I had hundreds of matches with Chris Hero and Colt Cabana, each and every one of them better than the last. So Ted, my advice to you is to bring your A-game, because beating me won’t be easy… I’m sure you already know that. But proving the EBWF universe you are tougher, faster and stronger than the last time you faced me. That you’re crazier for my title and you’re willing to do just about anything to get it… That’s a bit tougher. Specially when you consider your rival is the best Wrestler in the World, CM Punk. You’re not a bad wrestler, you just happen to have the bad luck of always running into me.
Punk Shrugged.
CM Punk: Wade Barrett, Bad News Barrett… Well, I’ve got the worst of news for you. You don’t stand a chance against CM Punk. When Ryback decided to make himself relevant and remind the EBWF universe he inexplicably is still under contract… He just delayed the inevitable. Let’s say you earned a good couple of weeks before the worst news ever came knocking to your door in the shape of a knee to the face. You can’t beat me Wade, you won’t beat me because you simply don’t have what it takes… The only reason I hadn’t beaten you sooner is because Ryback chose to step into a ring instead of stepping into the catering room like he usually does… Tonight I’ll be on the look out and I won’t hesitate on decimating anyone … I won’t waste my shot at proving I am the best in the world.
Punk pressed his tongue agains his lip ring for a moment.
CM Punk: Tonight I began by saying how everyone is happy about Summerslam. Well, I am going to be brutally honest and tell you I am not happy, not happy at all. because instead of fighting John Cena for the World Title I am facing two nobodies I should’ve taken care of weeks ago… Johnny boy… I’ll see you soon.
Punk crossed his arms forming an X as the scene faded to black