Rated Awesome will AMORE another victory.
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 3:30 pm
Here is my RP this week. Enjoy! Good luck to my opponent.
The Miz had been a controversial figure in the EBWF. That was the understatement of the year. Everytime you thought you had a handle as to what he was doing, he threw a curve ball at you that you left you standing in the box with the bat on your shoulder. The latest example of this came this past Monday Night on Warfare, when Miz turned his back on Ted DiBiase to join with Edge and become the other half of the EBWF Tag Team Champions. This week, he'd be back in the ring to face Enzo Amore in singles action. It wasn't exactly a match for the ages, but Miz would be ready . It had been awhile since he was in singles competition, and it wasn't a match that he was about to take lightly.
The scene opened up at a TGIF Fridays. There were people spread throughout the place, it was your typical Saturday Night despite the name of the restaurant. The camera panned over to the bar where we quickly picked up the Miz and Edge. They both wore three piece suits and the tag titles sat in front of them at the bar in which they sat. Edge smirked taking a sip of the beer in front of him.
Edge: So dude are you scared?
The Miz looked at him like he was nuts.
The Miz: Scared?
Edge: Yeah I mean this week.. you go up against... oh I can't even say it.
The Miz looked interested.
The Miz: SAY IT!
Edge: You go up against... I can't say it..
The Miz: SAY IT!!!
Edge: You go up against Enzo Amore.
Edge covered his face with his hand, completely mocking Miz' next opponent.
The Miz: Enzo a what?
Edge: Enzo A.. MORE.. you go up against Enzo Amore..
The Miz: Well that's just terrifying.
Edge: I hear you man.. I would NOT want to be you!
The Miz: I never say this.. but I don't want to be me right now..
Edge: Really?
The Miz laughed.
The Miz: No not really, I'm psyched to be me.. I'm the freaking Miz.
Edge: True, not a bad person to be.
The Miz nodded and took a sip of his beer.
The Miz: I don't even know who or what Enzo Amore is, but there is one thing I do know, and that one thing is that the Miz is NOT losing to a jamoak like this. I am a grand slam champion. I've held the World, IC, PTG, and Tag Titles. I have done everything anyone would want to do in this business. Enzo Amore has done.. well.. pretty much nothing. His name alone reminds me of a Men's Warehouse commercial with guys who are sporting beards and look like they smell like they overdid it on 3 dollar shitty cologne.
Edge: That's pretty racist.
The Miz: I don't care. The point I'm making is simple. I'm The Miz.. The Miz Edge.. that means something in this business. Say what you want about me, but there are guys all over the world of the squared circle that would give their left nut to be in my shoes. Enzo Amore is one of them.. for god sakes every time I even say the guys name I want to cry because EBWF actually has put us against each other. That would be like the Denver Broncos playing a pop warner football team.. makes no sense. Enzo Amore.. really? Doesn't amore mean love?
Edge: It does.
The Miz: Enzo love.. that's who I'm facing.. well Miz will LOVE when I plant Enzo love face first in the middle of the ring. I just can't shake the fact that I'm going to be facing some guy trying to make me buy his companies engagement ring. "BUY MY RING AND I'LL GUARANTEE SHE'LL SAY YES"
Edge smirked as he took a sip of his beer.
The Miz: Well I don't know about all that, but face the Miz and I guarantee you'll get destroyed.... I'm talking to you Enzo.. you are out of your league buddy.. WAY out of your league. Me losing to you is just NOT something that's going to happen, it'd be like Kanye West admitting that someone is better than him.
Edge: But he would never do that!
The Miz: Wait.. he wouldn't?
Edge: I feel like he wouldn't.
The Miz: So that must mean.. that I would never lose to Enzo Amore.
Edge: Sounds reasonable to me.
The Miz: Look we're Rated Awesome and that's not just a sweet team name. I mean it IS a sweet team name, but that's not all it is. It's the god's honest truth. We are the best duo in the history of professional wrestling. All week I've heard, but Miz why did you do it? Why did you turn your back on Ted Dibiase? To which I replied.. A.) Don't talk to me random stanger nobdy.. and B.) Because Ted DiBiase sucks and Edge is awesome.
Edge: True that.
The Miz: So now I'm one half of the EBWF Tag Team Champions, and I'm facing Enzo Amore. The natural progression for someone in my position, I... make a huge career move.. become a champion.. then I face someone who's literally debuting in the EBWF.
The Miz let out a deep sigh.
Edge: You should be honored.
The Miz: Oh I totally am.
You could feel the sarcasm.
The Miz: Enzo Amore, is going to take me to places I've never been before. It's a match of PROPORTIONS so EPIC that I've never experienced in my life.
Edge: Are you nervous?
The Miz: Am I nervous? OF COURSE I'M... OF COURSE I'M.. well no I'm not nervous at all because Enzo Amore.. is well.. Enzo a freaking more.. he's awful dude.
Edge: He really is.
The two men shared a laugh and both took a sip of their beer.
The Miz: Monday night is going to do a couple things. It's going to show people that The Miz is someone that if beats the hell out of nobodies, and it's going to show people that Rated Awesome is a team that is quite simply unbeatable. I would Enzo AMORE if this guy comes into the match and tries to make a name for himself. I'd Enzo AMORE if he came out this weekend, and claimed that he was going to "shock the world" and beat me. Because that would just make me Enzo AMORE it even more when I beat him into a bloody pulp where he just sat in the middle of the ring covered in his own snot, blood, and tears. I'm sure he's played this match out in his head so many times. I'm sure he's dreamed about what his debut in the EBWF would be like , then he looked at the card and he saw his name a cross from mine.. talk about a total buzz kill, talk about a total momentum killer. Be like a major league rookie with his first at bat agaisnt Kershaw.. it'd be like a rookie defensive back going up against Peyton Manning. It's not a fair fight. It's a recipe for disaster, and make no mistake about it. This Sunday.. you are in for a complete and utter disaster. Enzo Amore.. you aren't going to even flirt with a victory, because this Monday.. I welcome you to the big leagues... because this Monday, I make it CLEAR that the EBWF is a place where you do not and will NOT ever belong.. because I'm the Miz...
Edge: And what are you Miz?
The Miz: Well Edge.. I'm glad you asked.. and I'd love to tell you.. that I'mmmm AWESOME.
The two men clinked their glasses together as the scene faded out.
The Miz had been a controversial figure in the EBWF. That was the understatement of the year. Everytime you thought you had a handle as to what he was doing, he threw a curve ball at you that you left you standing in the box with the bat on your shoulder. The latest example of this came this past Monday Night on Warfare, when Miz turned his back on Ted DiBiase to join with Edge and become the other half of the EBWF Tag Team Champions. This week, he'd be back in the ring to face Enzo Amore in singles action. It wasn't exactly a match for the ages, but Miz would be ready . It had been awhile since he was in singles competition, and it wasn't a match that he was about to take lightly.
The scene opened up at a TGIF Fridays. There were people spread throughout the place, it was your typical Saturday Night despite the name of the restaurant. The camera panned over to the bar where we quickly picked up the Miz and Edge. They both wore three piece suits and the tag titles sat in front of them at the bar in which they sat. Edge smirked taking a sip of the beer in front of him.
Edge: So dude are you scared?
The Miz looked at him like he was nuts.
The Miz: Scared?
Edge: Yeah I mean this week.. you go up against... oh I can't even say it.
The Miz looked interested.
The Miz: SAY IT!
Edge: You go up against... I can't say it..
The Miz: SAY IT!!!
Edge: You go up against Enzo Amore.
Edge covered his face with his hand, completely mocking Miz' next opponent.
The Miz: Enzo a what?
Edge: Enzo A.. MORE.. you go up against Enzo Amore..
The Miz: Well that's just terrifying.
Edge: I hear you man.. I would NOT want to be you!
The Miz: I never say this.. but I don't want to be me right now..
Edge: Really?
The Miz laughed.
The Miz: No not really, I'm psyched to be me.. I'm the freaking Miz.
Edge: True, not a bad person to be.
The Miz nodded and took a sip of his beer.
The Miz: I don't even know who or what Enzo Amore is, but there is one thing I do know, and that one thing is that the Miz is NOT losing to a jamoak like this. I am a grand slam champion. I've held the World, IC, PTG, and Tag Titles. I have done everything anyone would want to do in this business. Enzo Amore has done.. well.. pretty much nothing. His name alone reminds me of a Men's Warehouse commercial with guys who are sporting beards and look like they smell like they overdid it on 3 dollar shitty cologne.
Edge: That's pretty racist.
The Miz: I don't care. The point I'm making is simple. I'm The Miz.. The Miz Edge.. that means something in this business. Say what you want about me, but there are guys all over the world of the squared circle that would give their left nut to be in my shoes. Enzo Amore is one of them.. for god sakes every time I even say the guys name I want to cry because EBWF actually has put us against each other. That would be like the Denver Broncos playing a pop warner football team.. makes no sense. Enzo Amore.. really? Doesn't amore mean love?
Edge: It does.
The Miz: Enzo love.. that's who I'm facing.. well Miz will LOVE when I plant Enzo love face first in the middle of the ring. I just can't shake the fact that I'm going to be facing some guy trying to make me buy his companies engagement ring. "BUY MY RING AND I'LL GUARANTEE SHE'LL SAY YES"
Edge smirked as he took a sip of his beer.
The Miz: Well I don't know about all that, but face the Miz and I guarantee you'll get destroyed.... I'm talking to you Enzo.. you are out of your league buddy.. WAY out of your league. Me losing to you is just NOT something that's going to happen, it'd be like Kanye West admitting that someone is better than him.
Edge: But he would never do that!
The Miz: Wait.. he wouldn't?
Edge: I feel like he wouldn't.
The Miz: So that must mean.. that I would never lose to Enzo Amore.
Edge: Sounds reasonable to me.
The Miz: Look we're Rated Awesome and that's not just a sweet team name. I mean it IS a sweet team name, but that's not all it is. It's the god's honest truth. We are the best duo in the history of professional wrestling. All week I've heard, but Miz why did you do it? Why did you turn your back on Ted Dibiase? To which I replied.. A.) Don't talk to me random stanger nobdy.. and B.) Because Ted DiBiase sucks and Edge is awesome.
Edge: True that.
The Miz: So now I'm one half of the EBWF Tag Team Champions, and I'm facing Enzo Amore. The natural progression for someone in my position, I... make a huge career move.. become a champion.. then I face someone who's literally debuting in the EBWF.
The Miz let out a deep sigh.
Edge: You should be honored.
The Miz: Oh I totally am.
You could feel the sarcasm.
The Miz: Enzo Amore, is going to take me to places I've never been before. It's a match of PROPORTIONS so EPIC that I've never experienced in my life.
Edge: Are you nervous?
The Miz: Am I nervous? OF COURSE I'M... OF COURSE I'M.. well no I'm not nervous at all because Enzo Amore.. is well.. Enzo a freaking more.. he's awful dude.
Edge: He really is.
The two men shared a laugh and both took a sip of their beer.
The Miz: Monday night is going to do a couple things. It's going to show people that The Miz is someone that if beats the hell out of nobodies, and it's going to show people that Rated Awesome is a team that is quite simply unbeatable. I would Enzo AMORE if this guy comes into the match and tries to make a name for himself. I'd Enzo AMORE if he came out this weekend, and claimed that he was going to "shock the world" and beat me. Because that would just make me Enzo AMORE it even more when I beat him into a bloody pulp where he just sat in the middle of the ring covered in his own snot, blood, and tears. I'm sure he's played this match out in his head so many times. I'm sure he's dreamed about what his debut in the EBWF would be like , then he looked at the card and he saw his name a cross from mine.. talk about a total buzz kill, talk about a total momentum killer. Be like a major league rookie with his first at bat agaisnt Kershaw.. it'd be like a rookie defensive back going up against Peyton Manning. It's not a fair fight. It's a recipe for disaster, and make no mistake about it. This Sunday.. you are in for a complete and utter disaster. Enzo Amore.. you aren't going to even flirt with a victory, because this Monday.. I welcome you to the big leagues... because this Monday, I make it CLEAR that the EBWF is a place where you do not and will NOT ever belong.. because I'm the Miz...
Edge: And what are you Miz?
The Miz: Well Edge.. I'm glad you asked.. and I'd love to tell you.. that I'mmmm AWESOME.
The two men clinked their glasses together as the scene faded out.