A press conference had been arranged. And when you were a world traveled super model, it didn't create long to create a buzz. Paparazzi formed around a podium but there was no sign of Prince Pretty, The King of Cuteville, The Gorgeous One Himself, Tyler Breeze. Chatter and whispers went through the media crowd as they wondered when the blonde superstar would make his appearance. Tyler would show up but not in a physical form. A large curtain on the stage fell, revealing a large screen, not unlike the kind that emerged during Tyler's phone toting entrance. Even in his digital form, Breeze looked as fantastic and photogenic as ever. Flashes went off by the dozens.
Tyler Breeze: Here is the situation. My important upcoming match is taking place in..Louisiana.
A shudder and shiver went through Tyler's spine.
Tyler Breeze: It's for a shot at the Path to Gorgeous Title and I cannot allow myself any distractions. Therefore I'm trying to spend the least amount of time possible in Louisiana. Shorty before my match begins, I will be whisked in by a jet and hurried into the arena. I can't risk being infected by swamp gas or running afoul of an alligator or something. After I make quick work of my opponents, I will be led back to a jet and I'll return to one of my many seasonal homes to recuperate in order to claim my title at the pay per view. My hair and my skin, as you are all aware, are completely perfect in being in such a wasteland for over twenty four hours is NOT happening. Looks like these don't deserve to be tarnished just because Warfare has to be booked in places with lots of poor people. Any questions?
Hands rose and more camera's went flashing. Tyler merely rolled his eyes.
Tyler Breeze: Yes, I'm aware that you all want to speak with me. But do you really think I'm going to..
He squinted his eyes just a tiny bit before recoiling his head.
Tyler Breeze: ..stare at any of your uggo faces long enough to pick any of you out? No. Not happening. We're not doing that. So, I'll just answer all of the simple little questions I know you're going to ask.
Tyler held up a single, delicate but well toned finger.
Tyler Breeze: I am going to win this match and take that title away from that monster Justin Gabriel? Yes. Obviously. Am I going to tear throw my three opponents Monday night in order to be granted said opportunity? Again, yes. This is all basic and common knowledge and I wouldn't have had a press conference to go over this sort of thing but I know you WannaBreeze wouldn't be able to handle a week without this amazing face.
A brow was quirked and that was a signal for more photo's to be snapped.
Tyler Breeze: One of the participants in this match is Bad News Barrett, one of my minions, my lackies from Survivor Series. Because of my leadership, my team was able to emerge victorious. Barrett on my every word and that's why he was able to survive. I, however, was selfless and I sacrificed myself for the good of the team by stepping into the ring with that sad clown man. However, I'm no longer Barrett's Captain, and I have no affiliation with him which I'm sure has ruined his life. So, I plan on breaking his crooked nose for the what I imagine is, like, the 800th time, and leaving him a horrible mess. More so than he already is. Please go back to England and take your ugly with you.
Then I have another one of my Survivor Series teammates, Daniel Bryan. This gruesome, awful, werewolf beast who is somehow allowed out of his cage long enough to compete. Well, Daniel, I'm sorry but I'm no longer your captain either. You shaggy, unkempt, ferocious, wild uggo. I know without my guidance that you're wandering around a confused daze but all you need to know is that freaks like you shouldn't be champions and I won't allow it. I also won't allow you to touch me and I'm BEGGING the EBWF higher up's to force this man to shower in 2015. I don't know what layer of hell he crawled out of but there's no excuse to smell like a wet dog when soap is so plentiful.
And that leads me to..that..other person in the match. The homeless, insane man that keeps showing up. Dean..whatever. Honestly, he scares me. I don't think he knows where he is, what he's doing, or what he's even competing for. It's unsettling and I don't approve. Is there a giant net we can catch him in? Or men in white coats that can arrive and lead him to his padded new home? You people can't possibly understand the amount of stress you have to go through when you lead two careers and everyone around is less attractive and smart than you are.
A deep sigh as people the world over feel Tyler's pain that they themselves will never be able to truly understand.
Tyler Breeze: I'm done speaking. I'm going to even busier than I already am after I become a champion and I need to prepare for that. The Golden Age of Gorgeous is about to begin..
After one more photo drawing pose and expression, the image of Tyler vanished from the starving masses.
Streaming Gorgeous
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You always find a way to make me laugh with your Tyler Breeze RPs :) Best of luck Clover!
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'Path to Gorgeous' title is just perfect.