Broken and Ugly

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Amongst a solid black background was a furry, velvet colored hood, pulled over someone's head. Who else could possibly look so gorgeous in such attire? The hood was pulled down to reveal Prince Pretty himself: Tyler Breeze. He smirked towards the viewer and pushed the neck of his jacket closer to his perfect and envy inducing features.

Tyler Breeze: While all of you uggo's out there have already broken your New Years Resolutions..I'm hard at work on mine..

A look of contemplation appeared upon his face.

Tyler Breeze: But what kind of resolutions do you have when you already have it all? Good looks. An astounding modeling career. But there IS one thing I don't have..

He held up a single finger. A finger that would drive hand models mad with jealousy.

Tyler Breeze: ..GOLD. But I'm striving to remedy that. And I'm going to begin on my path by defeating Ted DiBiase. A former multi-time champion and a current hideous wreck. I don't think Ted has accomplished very much lately. In fact, the only thing notable he's done in a long time is frighten audiences with his ghastly face.

Tyler shivered and scrunched up at his face at the thought of the former World Champion's mug.

Tyler Breeze: 2014 wasn't a good year for you, Ted. 2015 is going to be even worse. Because you get to hold court with the King of Cuteville and I'm going to rearrange your horrible face and send you back to the hole you crawled out of. Yes, you get to begin all over again with the taste of abysmal failure on your tongue. But me? I get to kick off the new year just like I begin every day of my life. ..Absolutely..gorgeous..

The arrogant model turned grappler gave one of his trademark smug and photogenic expressions as the scene faded