The Prettiest Rumble of All

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Tyler Breeze: ..The Royal..Rumble..

An extreme close up of the best kind. Of Tyler Breeze. The model must have been feeling very generous to his legions of WannaBreeze by allowing such a glimpse of perfection. His silver and black colored hood covered his head and the blonde began to smirk.

Tyler Breeze: I'm already Prince Pretty. King of Cuteville. I'm royalty. Why do I have to compete with 29 other uggo's? Everyone knows that the main event at Wrestle Mania needs someone who is..

That trademark, expression of Tyler's was flashed to no doubt the admiration of all currently watching.


Tyler Breeze: ..Super good looking..


He removed his hood so everyone could gaze upon his majestic features.


Tyler Breeze: Just imagine my gorgeous face on billboards across the country. Purifying the disgusting eyes of everyone who views it. The very first ever super model to headline the biggest event in EBWF history.

He began to rub at his chin, looking upwards in contemplation.


Tyler Breeze: Can you even begin to fathom how perfect that would be? This is the perfect opportunity to prove how my stunning good looks can be the ultimate distraction for not only the other participants but the audience as well..

His smirk became a little wider before unfurling his grandiose plan for an assured Royal Rumble victory


Tyler Breeze: ..I imagine the crowd will be snapping so many photographs that it's going to be something like a solar flare for all the other members of the roster. And as they stumble around blinded, I'll toss them all one by one. Gracefully.

He dusted his hands off, as if he had tossed a bag of trash into gorgeous garbage can


Tyler Breeze: It doesn't matter if you're John Cena..or Trent..or even Wes Ikeda. Every last one of them is going to be eliminated by yours truly.

The camera panned behind Tyler who was standing in front of a mini-tron of sorts. Multiple images of his face began to emerge in square form, countless, each one with a different expression, striking a different amazing pose


Tyler Breeze: My 2015 began by defeating a former World Champion and it's going to continue with moi becoming the most GORGEOUS World Champion the EBWF has ever seen..

Tyler stared directly into the camera and each of the images behind him did the same, leaving the audience with a lasting image of perhaps TOO much breath-taking good looks for a single human being to handle.