EXCLUSIVE stories from Ryan Clark

[Nick]

EXCLUSIVE stories from Ryan Clark - now with 300% more B.S.
By Ryan Clark on Fri, June 22nd, 2012

So my exclusive, insider sources, that I have and are totally real and not at all made up are telling me a number of interesting facts going on backstage at EBWF. Apparently AJ Lee and Trent Barreta have struck up a potential romance. They are keeping very hush-hush about it, but the general feeling is that behind the scenes they are hot and heavy…how anyone would possibly know that without having walked in on them? I don't know, whatever, shut up, fuck you.

Speaking of AJ - this time Styles - apparently he was not too wild about Kevin Nash's recent shoot interview with Feinstein. Remember, I totally told everyone about that? That was me! I broke the story, and all I had to do was read it off someone else's website and then pass it off as my exclusive news. I'm awesome like that - I'm surprised no one else ever thought to steal other websites stories and pass it off as their own - well other than the Huffington Post.

So anyway, yeah, he's been very quite this last week. But my exclusive ass is about to shit out the biggest story of the week, are you ready??? Kevin Nash is AJ Styles' father! Or uncle. Or maybe ex-lover? I don't know - whatever - fuck you. It's totally true though, unless it's not true, in which case it's just a rumor.

Oh and before I forget, I think it would be funny if Brodus Clay ended up winning the Breakout, PTG, and IC belts and uniting them to create the Funky Championship - so let's go ahead and say that it's in the works. Meanwhile I'm going to get back to work on figuring out how to attach fake lips to the end of my vacuum hose...

OMG! Mae Young's hand baby wasn't a fake? IT'S ALIVE! to star in Addam's Family Movie!!! PICS!!!

[Ben M]

Hilarious, Nick :) I've edited the title of your post because it was too long and messed up the board :P