The Great One? More like..the Great Ugly One.
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 7:50 pm
A live audience was in for the treat of a lifetime as they were greeted by an appearance by none other than Tyler Breeze. He stepped out onto the stage as theme music ushered him in, wearing a black and white, striped version of his furry ring coat. He gazed intently into his phone which was broadcast over the 'tron. After his music died down he retrieved a microphone from his jacket pocket.
Tyler Breeze: After defeating a former World Champion..and my amazing performance in the Royal Rumble..I have a match with..The Rock?
Tyler rolled his eyes smoothed some of his slick, blond locks backwards.
Tyler Breeze: Am I supposed to be impressed because he's a so-called movie star? I've seen a few of his movies. This is about the extent of his abilities.
Tyler motioned to the 'tron which replaced the feed of his face with this image.
Tyler Breeze: Yes, that's about the range the Great Uggo has. Who goes around and calls themselves a bull? Bull's are..ugly. And they smell. And they serve no purpose, much like The Rock.
Tyler's gorgeous features once again took over the big screen.
Tyler Breeze: The Rock's time has come and gone. It's time for him to move aside. I am the future. I've beaten one former World Champion and I'm going to do it again at Warfare. And no amount of nursery rhymes, catch phrases or eyebrows are going to be able to stop me from rearranging The Rock's face. I imagine Hollywood will come knocking once I kick the Rock's teeth out. Then Hollywood can finally have a REAL leading man. I'll defeat The Rock, win the Elimination Chamber, Do you smell what I'M cooking?
The super model rose a prolific brow of his own.
Tyler Breeze: ..It smells..GORGEOUS..
Tyler allowed the hapless masses a few more moments to snap photo's before he vanished into the back, his phone still keeping all of his attention.
Tyler Breeze: After defeating a former World Champion..and my amazing performance in the Royal Rumble..I have a match with..The Rock?
Tyler rolled his eyes smoothed some of his slick, blond locks backwards.
Tyler Breeze: Am I supposed to be impressed because he's a so-called movie star? I've seen a few of his movies. This is about the extent of his abilities.
Tyler motioned to the 'tron which replaced the feed of his face with this image.
Tyler Breeze: Yes, that's about the range the Great Uggo has. Who goes around and calls themselves a bull? Bull's are..ugly. And they smell. And they serve no purpose, much like The Rock.
Tyler's gorgeous features once again took over the big screen.
Tyler Breeze: The Rock's time has come and gone. It's time for him to move aside. I am the future. I've beaten one former World Champion and I'm going to do it again at Warfare. And no amount of nursery rhymes, catch phrases or eyebrows are going to be able to stop me from rearranging The Rock's face. I imagine Hollywood will come knocking once I kick the Rock's teeth out. Then Hollywood can finally have a REAL leading man. I'll defeat The Rock, win the Elimination Chamber, Do you smell what I'M cooking?
The super model rose a prolific brow of his own.
Tyler Breeze: ..It smells..GORGEOUS..
Tyler allowed the hapless masses a few more moments to snap photo's before he vanished into the back, his phone still keeping all of his attention.