Underdog

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Elf, fairy, sprite, imp. All supernatural beings in folklore and children's stories. But the EBWF had it's very own resident pixie in the form of young Alexa Bliss. At a local Smoothie King, which also happened to own the arena in which Warfare would be taking place, the blonde sat at an outside bench with her elbows propped up on the table in front of her. She sipped away at the cherry, blended beverage and looked to be deep in thought. She was dressed in a purple colored Disney hoodie and a pair of black jeans and began to speak out loud to herself.

Alexa Bliss: I have to prove that I can be known for more than that girl that leaves glitter all over the women's locker room. I was gymnast, a cheerleader and a kick boxer! I just need an opportunity to prove that I can be a champion!

Her fists had clenched in determination before a light bulb went off in her head.

Alexa Bliss: ..Oh! Wait! I DO have a chance! This week, in fact!

Of course she was referring to her four-way, number one contender's match. Her focused look slipped away and she began to drum her fingers

Alexa Bliss: ..But everyone in that match is so much more experienced than me.

After a small pout she balled up her fists again and firmly placed them onto the table.

Alexa Bliss: No. No. You know what? Sometimes you just have to put on your tutu and THROW DOWN. Even if the odds are against you, even if you're the underdog!

At the current moment, no one seemed to notice that the young diva was speaking such loud words of passion to herself. Perhaps the smoothie's they were enjoying were so delicious that it demanded all of their attention. But all of that attention was soon on Alexa as she climbed onto her table and struck a dynamic pose.

Alexa Bliss: Attention customers of Smoothie King! I am Alexa Bliss!

She cast a finger towards the night sky as the sign of the establishment above her seemed to illuminate on cue

Alexa Bliss: I am a defender of love, justice and all things blissful!

Reaching into her hoodie pocket, she removed a handful of sparkling, silver pixie dust and tossed it into the air. It rained down, sparkling in the darkness

Alexa Bliss: I am set to battle three very different loathsome beasts but I will do my very best to overcome them!

Alexa mimicked, or mocked Sasha Banks' entrance ramp pose she routinely performed

Alexa Bliss: If you are a fan of funky hip-hop then you know very well who Snoop Dogg is! He spreads joy wherever he goes! Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for everyone in his family! For you see, his cousin, Sasha Banks, is without question a joyless person! The only thing she spreads is misery! She calls herself a 'BAWHS" and even wears a chain that says so but the only chain I wield is the Love Chain of the planet Venus! I'm going to SWERVE all over face!

The customers were already a bit confused and alarmed by this impromptu speech but they became even more so when Alexa copied a part of Angelina Love's entrance. She slid her hands onto her knee's, stuck her behind out and gave it a few wiggles

Alexa Bliss: A tempting and seductive gesture like this can produce a ton of positive feelings! But not when it's performed by someone like Angelina Love! It's a horrible atrocity that her name has 'LOVE' in it, since she's incapable of anything close to that! She's a shallow, vain, creature that exemplifies everything nasty and vile! Well, I'm going to give her a little bit of TOUGH LOVE when rattle whatever small amount of brains she has floating in that empty head of hers! And then..!!

Alexa paused. She folded her arms and lightly tapped a foot on the table she stood upon.

Alexa Bliss: ..Torrie Wilson, you seem very wholesome and nice. Like an aunt that you like to visit because she always bakes you fresh cookies before bed. You're a very accomplished performer. I respect you, mam.

Alexa's face looked blank before lighting up.

Alexa Bliss: ..Mam! Yes! You have been around a long time and it's time for you to GO! I know at one point you were close with Billy Kidman. Well, did he teach you how to defend against a 450 Splash? Because when I hit you with mine, you are going to be down and out! ..Wait..did Kidman do a 450 Splash or a Shooting Star Press? ..It doesn't matter! No matter what the case may be, I'm going to capture this shot with a little bit of glitter, glitz, sparkle and bliss!

She pointed to the Smoothie King sign as if it were a Wrestle Mania banner, with a look of pure resolution and resolve. After performing a little curtsy, Alexa hopped down from the table and went sauntering off. This left the customers wondering if they had just watched some type of bizarre performance art of a completely insane pre-teen girl.