Bunny

[Clover]

A figure could very slowly be seen creeping it's way through the hallways of the arena. But it's not as if they were very difficult to miss. This was because they were inching about inside of a plush, white rabbit costume. The same bunny that could be seen observing in the background of Adam Rose and Brian Kendrick's most recent promo's. With it's large, costumed head and the fact they were covered from head to toe, it was impossible to pin-point who it may have been. As the bunny began to slow down and look about, an arm slipped around it's neck from behind. It was pulled closely to the culprit.

Brian Kendrick: Honestly..

Kendrick tightened his grip on the shorter individual inside of the rabbit suit. Strangely enough, they didn't seem to struggle in the least.

Brian Kendrick: You really think someone like ME isn't going to notice someone stalking around during my promo's?

The person the bunny suit could be heard sighing dreamily which was a very strange reaction.

Brian Kendrick: You didn't think this through very well did y--

A pause was given as a furry palm reached back and began to rub along his leg. This made even someone known for their wild unpredictability pause for a moment.

Brian Kendrick What the dick are you doing? I'm not into extreme furry roleplaying. This isn't getting you out of..

Another pause. Now he was curious as to just who was underneath the rabbit head. Twirling the person around, Kendrick yanked the head off and found a female with long blonde hair underneath. She stared up at him with adoring eyes.

Emma: ...

Brian Kendrick: Which..one are you again?

Emma: Dancing! Bubbles!

Brian Kendrick: Ah. Right.

Obviously this wasn't exactly what he had expected. Kendrick scratched along the side of his messy, long hair while Emma continued to stare on with a wide smile. Kendrick leaned in a little closer.

Brian Kendrick: If I threaten you..you aren't going to run off, are you?

Emma: Nuh-uh.

Brian Kendrick: And if I hit you..

Emma folded her hands furry hands underneath of her chin and squeaked with joy.

Brian Kendrick: Guh.

It wasn't as if Kendrick wasn't used to rats or things like that but a straight up fan-girl was completely new to him.

Brian Kendrick: I would have thought with my body of work, this kind of thing would be..avoidable.

Emma: You are so amazing. Since the moment you came back, I've been watching. I knew I had to get your attention somehow and..

She spread her arms out and motioned to the bunny outfit.

Emma: ..It worked!

Brian Kendrick: Is this..uh..something a lot of people know about?

Emma: No, no, no! No one at all!

Awkward silence. Emma suddenly lunged forward and wrapped her arms around Kendrick's neck and attempted to make out with him. He seemed disinterested and pulled his head away in a bored manner. As if someone trying so hard ruined the experience for him.

Brian Kendrick: ..Eh. No. Get off. Off. Get..get the fuck off. No.

Undaunted, Emma took a step backwards and slowly unzipped some of the rabbit outfit. She was dressed in a white top and a pair of white hot pants with bunny patterns and even a little cotton tail. This caught his interest a bit more and after a shrug, they embraced and engaged in a little tonsil hockey. After a few moments, he pushed away from her again.

Brian Kendrick: Wait..I need something from you..

Emma: Yes?

Emma bobbed her head up and down like an obedient puppy.

Brian Kendrick: All I know about you is..

The Australian began to do her weird little dance.

Brian Kendrick: ..That. And I need a new blonde and I can tell already that something is wrong with you. So you probably fit in. But..I need you to..impress me..

Emma: But you don't care about wins and loses! I know! I listen to everything you say!

Brian Kendrick: Right. I didn't say anything about winning your match against those other three broads. I said..IMPRESS me. Do something. Make me notice. Make me..stand up, for lack of a better term. Consider this a tryout.

Emma: I'm in!

Brian Kendrick: Whoa, whoa. Slow down my little kangaroo. Make with the impression first.

Emma: And then find you?

Brian Kendrick: No. I'll find you.

Emma: I know what hotel room you're in!

Kendrick blinked at this sudden, blurted out bit of information and made a deep, guttural sigh. He picked up the rabbit head he had removed earlier and placed it back over Emma's head, zipping her costume back up.

Brian Kendrick: Go.

He gave her a small push in a random direction and headed off. But it didn't seem to matter to Emma who was quite pleased with his development. Dancing along within her bunny costume, almost hopping with joy.

****

Sometime later, Emma could be found within her locker. She brushed her blonde locks in front of a mirror and looked to be off in a happy little daydream. She was still clad in her bunny costume, aside from the head. A very confused and cautious Renee Young slowly entered the room.

Renee Young: Emma? Could I..possibly have a few words with you!

Emma: Of course!

Despite her run-in with someone so violent, it didn't seem to alter Emma sunny disposition. Yet. Renee took a seat beside her.

Renee Young: Earlier we saw you have an..uh..'interaction' with Brian Kendrick. You do realize how dangerous he is, don't you? For anyone. Man, woman..animal..I think anything that has a pulse..

Emma: He. Is. So. Perfect.

Renee was probably about as befuddled as everyone else watching.

Renee Young: How long have you..?

Emma: Been a fan? Since the first moment I saw him on television! He just..does whatever he wants! It's so..attractive. I love it! I've been waiting and waiting to talk to him! Don't you think we hit it off?

Renee Young: You..could say that?

Emma: The way he moves, the way he talks, the way he threatens people and..AHH! It's so amazing!

Emma flopped back out of her chair and flat onto her back, legs stuck in the air. She gave a heavenly sigh and hugged her arms around herself.

Renee Young: A-Alright. So..you're match at Warfare. If you were to win..you could pick any partner you want and challenge for the Women's Tag Titles. If you win..who would that be?

Emma: Brian Kendrick.

Renee Young: I'm PRETTY sure you can't pick a male.

Emma: Oh. Well..then..I'm not really sure!

Renee Young: Not that winning would be very easy as you're up against three ighly skilled challengers in Lufisto, AJ Lee and Summer Rae..

Emma slowly sat up with and eyes practically shimmered and sparkled.

Emma: I don't have to win! I just have to make a good impression! And. I'm. Going. To do. That.

The young woman sighed again and curled up into a little ball in her bunny costume, smiling from ear to ear, staring blankly off into space. Renee figured she probably wasn't going to get much more out of her and slowly took her leave from the locker room.

[Ben M]

Well that was an unexpected twist! Look forward to seeing how this one plays out :)

[Kamden]

all I'm picturing is Emma going on a rampage in the bunny suit. I wonder what's gonna happen :0

[Will]

Okay, do I know you? I think I do! This was too fucking awesome.