Hasta La Vista
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:17 pm
We were one week away from Wrestlemania. The feuds and rivalries were heating up quick. The one man that had seemed to have lost a little bit of momentum going into the pick show was the People's Champ The Rock. He had come back with a fury intially, but after a hot start, he had fallen out of the public eye somewhat. There was no debating that The Rock still had what it took to hang in the squared circle. He was in as good of shape as he'd ever been in, and it didn't appear he had lost a step. The issue was that there was a NEW breed of superstars, that were starting to emerge and take some of the spotlight away from the veterans. One of these such superstars is Sami Zayn. Sami had made a quick emergence into the limelight in this business. He wasn't brash, towards the great one, rather very complimentary, but Zayn carried a quiet confidence about him, and it was a confidence that he'd backed up since day one of stepping into the EBWF. Time would tell if The Rock would be able to prove to Zayn, and the rest of the locker room that we wasn't quite ready to pass the torch just yet.
The scene opened up at a house show in Chicago, Illinois. A match had just concluded and the crowd was waiting to see what was going to happen next. All of a sudden the fans erupted in cheers as on the tron appeared The Rock. He wore sunglasses on his face and an "I Bring It" tank top. He sat in a room that was clearly in his home, as there were pictures of moments from his career as well as framed title belts in the background. He had a stone faced look on his face, as the crowds cheers built up with every moment that passed. A "Rocky" chant broke out, The Rock went to go say his first words, but as he was about to the "Rocky" chant grew louder. Finally the crowd died down to the point where The Rock could speak.
The Rock: The past couple of weeks have been hard for The Rock. You see the past couple of weeks, The Rock has been forced to look into the mirror, and come to a few different realizations. The Rock had to come to the realization, that it was no longer 2001, The Rock had to come to the realization, that this is a different EBWF, it's a different world of professional wrestling. The Rock had to realize that there were new players, new faces, that all were looking to make a name for themselves. So what The Rock did in this moment was he asked himself one simple question, and that question was this. The Rock took off his electrifying 500 dollar sunglasses
The Rock did just that.
The Rock: Looked himself in the mirror, and said "Rock, can you still hack it with these new young guns, can you still lay the smack down like you once did, even with all of these new hot shots emerging in this business?" To which The Rock, stared, he thought for a second, put back on his electrifying 500 dollar sunglasses.
The Rock did just that.
The Rock: And said to himself oh you can bet your monkey ass that The Rock can still hack it! You see The Rock recognizes the fact that he's one of the older guys, The Rock recognizes the fact that he's been through more wars, been through more battles, than most of the other guys on the current EBWF roster. He's got a few more bumps, a few more bruises, a few more battle scars, The Rock gets that, The Rock knows that. But there's also one thing that the EBWF roster needs to get and needs to know, and that is that The Rock has whooped more candy asses than any of them as well.. and The Rock's... NOT... DONE.
The crowd cheered and another "Rocky" chant broke out.
The Rock: You see tomorrow night, The Rock is going to be going head to head with one of these new young guns. The Rock is going to be going head to head with Sami Zayn.
The crowd had a mixed reaction.
The Rock: Na na na na, it's OK you can cheer, cheer for Sami Zayn. He has been impressive, he has won some matches, he's made a name for himself in a short period of time. The Rock respects it, The Rock sees it, but if you really think that that's going to intimidate The Rock, if you really think that's going to concern The Rock, than you are Sami.. In zayn. You see The Rock heard you talking about this match, he heard you say what a thrill it would be to be in the ring with The Rock, yeah you watched The Rock as a kid, it's a once and a lifetime opportunity that you always dreamed of. Well The Rock is positive how that dream went, right after you finished your 11th grade math homework, you put on your spider man pajamas, threw in your retainer, put on your head gear and you hopped into your I Carly bed sheets, and drifted away into dream land. In your dream you stood in The Rock's ring, tall, so you know it was a dream, you stood in The Rock's ring and you stood across from the People's champ. You stood across from The Rock, excited, ready to go ONE on ONE with the great one. In this dream you might have punched The Rock, kicked The Rock, clothes lined The Rock, stomped The Rock, you might have even pinned The Rock one.. two.. three. Well Sami Zayn, The Rock wants you to wake up.. wake up.. because this Monday Night, you ARE going to feel like it's a dream coming true.. because you are going to be standing in the ring with The Rock.. you are going to be excited, ready to go ONE on ONE with The Great One. Except this time you won't be punching, kicking, clothes lining, or stomping, but what you WILL be doing is something you've always done, and that's watch The Rock, admire The Rock, you will watch and admire The Rock's fist coming across your bearded face, wham whack smack, you will watch and admire The Rock's boot as it hits both cheeks of your ass, left cheek, right cheek, then goes right down the middle, when The Rock sticks his boot.. DIRECTLY UP YOUR CANDY ASS!
The crowd cheered once again as The Rock remained stone faced.
The Rock: You see Sami Zayn, The Rock knows that as you were growing up, as you were coming through the ranks, you were one of The Rocks.. millions..
CROWD: AND MILLIONS.
The Rock: Of fans, The Rock also knows that you like to play the nice guy routine. You look at all The Rock's fans all bright eyed and bushy tails, talking about how
The Rock mocked Sami talking in a very upbeat, almost wimpy tone.
The Rock: Oh BOY.. I sure do love wrestling.. I can't wait to get back in that squared circle.. give it my best shot.. and get the job done! I'm going to run, jump, grapple, and compete... because it's what I love to do. I know I'm facing The Rock.. and boy oh boy am I ready. He may be bigger, stronger, more charismatic, better looking, actually have male genitalia, but I still believe that I can go out there and get th....
Normal voice.
The Rock: Oh shut your mouth you little ginger bearded piece of donkey crap.
The crowd cheered once again, a "Rocky" chant broke out once more.
The Rock: You see Sami, The Rock sees your little goody two shoes act, and he's not buying it. Deep down The Rock knows that you have a mean streak, deep down The Rock knows you would do just about anything to get ahead, but there's one thing you will never.. AND THE ROCK MEANS.. never will do to get ahead and that is get a victory over The People's Champ. The Rock is here in the EBWF for one reason and one reason only. That one reason is not to launch the careers of jabroni's like you.. that one reason is to instead launch his fist into your face and flat out slap the taste of who evers stroodel you digested to get to where you are.. right out of your overrated mouth.
The crowd cheered again.
The Rock: You see quite simply Sami Zayn, for all The Rock knows you really might be a nice guy. You really might just be a young go getter who's got a lot to look forward to in this business, but this Monday Night.. is not ONE of those such occasions. You see this Monday Night.. you should NOT be looking forward to the Rock doing exactly what he does best, and that's kicking your candy ass all over Chicaggooooo.
The crowd cheered at the mention of their city.
The Rock: You see Sami Zayn, you mentioned things that The Rock does, that you yourself just haven't had a chance to do much of in your lifetime. You mentioned The Rock starring in movies, you mentioned The Rock.. enjoying some... pie. Now The Rock isn't sure why your mother would share that last piece of information with you.. but here we are.
The crowd started cheering, and another "Rocky" chant broke out.
The Rock: But see you are familiar with pie aren't you Sami... yeah.. you know all about it.. and you know about being in movies too.. so don't go ahead and act like The Rock is the only one who's been a star on the big screen.. yeah... we all enjoyed your work in American Pie.. Shermenatorrrrr!
The crowd popped once more.
The Rock: Yeah the Shermanator you were great.. really The Rock loved it.. he loved it.. just like he is going to love it this Monday night when he delivers to you personally.. the ass kicking of a lifetime.. leaving The Rock with just one thing left to say to you and that is...
HASTA LA VISTA... Sami....
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAALALALALALALALALOW
WHAT THE ROCK
IS COOKIN'
The Rock cocked an eye brow as his music played in the arena and the crowd was cheering loudly as the scene faded to black.
The scene opened up at a house show in Chicago, Illinois. A match had just concluded and the crowd was waiting to see what was going to happen next. All of a sudden the fans erupted in cheers as on the tron appeared The Rock. He wore sunglasses on his face and an "I Bring It" tank top. He sat in a room that was clearly in his home, as there were pictures of moments from his career as well as framed title belts in the background. He had a stone faced look on his face, as the crowds cheers built up with every moment that passed. A "Rocky" chant broke out, The Rock went to go say his first words, but as he was about to the "Rocky" chant grew louder. Finally the crowd died down to the point where The Rock could speak.
The Rock: The past couple of weeks have been hard for The Rock. You see the past couple of weeks, The Rock has been forced to look into the mirror, and come to a few different realizations. The Rock had to come to the realization, that it was no longer 2001, The Rock had to come to the realization, that this is a different EBWF, it's a different world of professional wrestling. The Rock had to realize that there were new players, new faces, that all were looking to make a name for themselves. So what The Rock did in this moment was he asked himself one simple question, and that question was this. The Rock took off his electrifying 500 dollar sunglasses
The Rock did just that.
The Rock: Looked himself in the mirror, and said "Rock, can you still hack it with these new young guns, can you still lay the smack down like you once did, even with all of these new hot shots emerging in this business?" To which The Rock, stared, he thought for a second, put back on his electrifying 500 dollar sunglasses.
The Rock did just that.
The Rock: And said to himself oh you can bet your monkey ass that The Rock can still hack it! You see The Rock recognizes the fact that he's one of the older guys, The Rock recognizes the fact that he's been through more wars, been through more battles, than most of the other guys on the current EBWF roster. He's got a few more bumps, a few more bruises, a few more battle scars, The Rock gets that, The Rock knows that. But there's also one thing that the EBWF roster needs to get and needs to know, and that is that The Rock has whooped more candy asses than any of them as well.. and The Rock's... NOT... DONE.
The crowd cheered and another "Rocky" chant broke out.
The Rock: You see tomorrow night, The Rock is going to be going head to head with one of these new young guns. The Rock is going to be going head to head with Sami Zayn.
The crowd had a mixed reaction.
The Rock: Na na na na, it's OK you can cheer, cheer for Sami Zayn. He has been impressive, he has won some matches, he's made a name for himself in a short period of time. The Rock respects it, The Rock sees it, but if you really think that that's going to intimidate The Rock, if you really think that's going to concern The Rock, than you are Sami.. In zayn. You see The Rock heard you talking about this match, he heard you say what a thrill it would be to be in the ring with The Rock, yeah you watched The Rock as a kid, it's a once and a lifetime opportunity that you always dreamed of. Well The Rock is positive how that dream went, right after you finished your 11th grade math homework, you put on your spider man pajamas, threw in your retainer, put on your head gear and you hopped into your I Carly bed sheets, and drifted away into dream land. In your dream you stood in The Rock's ring, tall, so you know it was a dream, you stood in The Rock's ring and you stood across from the People's champ. You stood across from The Rock, excited, ready to go ONE on ONE with the great one. In this dream you might have punched The Rock, kicked The Rock, clothes lined The Rock, stomped The Rock, you might have even pinned The Rock one.. two.. three. Well Sami Zayn, The Rock wants you to wake up.. wake up.. because this Monday Night, you ARE going to feel like it's a dream coming true.. because you are going to be standing in the ring with The Rock.. you are going to be excited, ready to go ONE on ONE with The Great One. Except this time you won't be punching, kicking, clothes lining, or stomping, but what you WILL be doing is something you've always done, and that's watch The Rock, admire The Rock, you will watch and admire The Rock's fist coming across your bearded face, wham whack smack, you will watch and admire The Rock's boot as it hits both cheeks of your ass, left cheek, right cheek, then goes right down the middle, when The Rock sticks his boot.. DIRECTLY UP YOUR CANDY ASS!
The crowd cheered once again as The Rock remained stone faced.
The Rock: You see Sami Zayn, The Rock knows that as you were growing up, as you were coming through the ranks, you were one of The Rocks.. millions..
CROWD: AND MILLIONS.
The Rock: Of fans, The Rock also knows that you like to play the nice guy routine. You look at all The Rock's fans all bright eyed and bushy tails, talking about how
The Rock mocked Sami talking in a very upbeat, almost wimpy tone.
The Rock: Oh BOY.. I sure do love wrestling.. I can't wait to get back in that squared circle.. give it my best shot.. and get the job done! I'm going to run, jump, grapple, and compete... because it's what I love to do. I know I'm facing The Rock.. and boy oh boy am I ready. He may be bigger, stronger, more charismatic, better looking, actually have male genitalia, but I still believe that I can go out there and get th....
Normal voice.
The Rock: Oh shut your mouth you little ginger bearded piece of donkey crap.
The crowd cheered once again, a "Rocky" chant broke out once more.
The Rock: You see Sami, The Rock sees your little goody two shoes act, and he's not buying it. Deep down The Rock knows that you have a mean streak, deep down The Rock knows you would do just about anything to get ahead, but there's one thing you will never.. AND THE ROCK MEANS.. never will do to get ahead and that is get a victory over The People's Champ. The Rock is here in the EBWF for one reason and one reason only. That one reason is not to launch the careers of jabroni's like you.. that one reason is to instead launch his fist into your face and flat out slap the taste of who evers stroodel you digested to get to where you are.. right out of your overrated mouth.
The crowd cheered again.
The Rock: You see quite simply Sami Zayn, for all The Rock knows you really might be a nice guy. You really might just be a young go getter who's got a lot to look forward to in this business, but this Monday Night.. is not ONE of those such occasions. You see this Monday Night.. you should NOT be looking forward to the Rock doing exactly what he does best, and that's kicking your candy ass all over Chicaggooooo.
The crowd cheered at the mention of their city.
The Rock: You see Sami Zayn, you mentioned things that The Rock does, that you yourself just haven't had a chance to do much of in your lifetime. You mentioned The Rock starring in movies, you mentioned The Rock.. enjoying some... pie. Now The Rock isn't sure why your mother would share that last piece of information with you.. but here we are.
The crowd started cheering, and another "Rocky" chant broke out.
The Rock: But see you are familiar with pie aren't you Sami... yeah.. you know all about it.. and you know about being in movies too.. so don't go ahead and act like The Rock is the only one who's been a star on the big screen.. yeah... we all enjoyed your work in American Pie.. Shermenatorrrrr!
The crowd popped once more.
The Rock: Yeah the Shermanator you were great.. really The Rock loved it.. he loved it.. just like he is going to love it this Monday night when he delivers to you personally.. the ass kicking of a lifetime.. leaving The Rock with just one thing left to say to you and that is...
HASTA LA VISTA... Sami....
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAALALALALALALALALOW
WHAT THE ROCK
IS COOKIN'
The Rock cocked an eye brow as his music played in the arena and the crowd was cheering loudly as the scene faded to black.