PRE SHOW MAYHEM
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:15 pm
Colorful festive Easter decorations were as far as the eye could see. A lot of bright yellows, pinks and light blues. Baskets full of goodies were propped on a table and very serene music played over such a pleasant backdrop. Things were about to change. The calming tunes transformed into an unmistakable, blood pumping guitar riff. The table was flipped over suddenly and with great force courtesy of the brawny and burly Ascension. The lush grass turned a red color and the cloud filled backdrop became a black sky straight out of hell.
Konnor: We are The Ascension!
Viktor: And we hate Easter!
Konnor grabbed a sizable Easter egg in his strong hand and crushed it a red liquid began to pour outwards like a fountain of blood.
Konnor: We hate candy! We only drink blood!
Viktor: Baby blood!
The Ascension pounded their burly chests and roared to assert their dominance. Viktor cracked open one of the eggs and allowed the life giving red liquid to flow into his mouth.
Konnor: Last week was nothing but a fluke!
Viktor: We were so distracted by how unmanly our opponents were that caught us off guard!
Konnor: IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!
The cheery table was destroyed after repeated hammer fists from the conquering bruisers.
Konnor: At the Wrestle Mania preshow we face Cage and Big Ryck! Big Ryck?
Viktor: I'm big Viktor!
Konnor: And I'm big Konnor! On the grandest stage of them all our skulls will collide with Ryck and Cage! We will emerge victorious!
Viktor: You two are going to be nothing but bloody red ragdolls! Suspended on our fists for the world to see! Enjoy your moment in the spotlight boys!
Konnor: Because we're going to put your lights our permanently! WELCOME! TO! THE WASTELAND!
The blood red Easter had came but the nightmare was only just beginning for the hapless fools that had the unfortunate luck to lock horns with THE ASCENSION!
Konnor: We are The Ascension!
Viktor: And we hate Easter!
Konnor grabbed a sizable Easter egg in his strong hand and crushed it a red liquid began to pour outwards like a fountain of blood.
Konnor: We hate candy! We only drink blood!
Viktor: Baby blood!
The Ascension pounded their burly chests and roared to assert their dominance. Viktor cracked open one of the eggs and allowed the life giving red liquid to flow into his mouth.
Konnor: Last week was nothing but a fluke!
Viktor: We were so distracted by how unmanly our opponents were that caught us off guard!
Konnor: IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!
The cheery table was destroyed after repeated hammer fists from the conquering bruisers.
Konnor: At the Wrestle Mania preshow we face Cage and Big Ryck! Big Ryck?
Viktor: I'm big Viktor!
Konnor: And I'm big Konnor! On the grandest stage of them all our skulls will collide with Ryck and Cage! We will emerge victorious!
Viktor: You two are going to be nothing but bloody red ragdolls! Suspended on our fists for the world to see! Enjoy your moment in the spotlight boys!
Konnor: Because we're going to put your lights our permanently! WELCOME! TO! THE WASTELAND!
The blood red Easter had came but the nightmare was only just beginning for the hapless fools that had the unfortunate luck to lock horns with THE ASCENSION!