http://holjon19.webs.com/Dolph-Ziggler- ... ania14.htm


Internet went out in the last 5 minutes before deadline! AHHHH!

"ALL YOU EVER DID WAS WRE EH EHK MEEEEEE!!!!!!"

He was on the Grammys just then lol

"’I'd be SO AFRAID of looking like a complete loser because of it, you know?

He blinked.

Nick Nemeth: Remind me again exactly why I talk to you?"

Bitch. lol

"She’d rather chew off all her toes then shove them in a meat grinder than be in the same room alone with him again."

This is probably a direct Trish quote.

"Todd Grisham: Brock Lesnar and John Cena are in the main event.

Dolph Ziggler: I know and it’s so wrong! Why should I be punished just because AJ Styles can’t be trusted to main event Wrestlemania?!"

Wes' insurance so if they find him dead in his hotel on Wrestlemania Monday, the whole show isn't shot to shit.

"The Royal Rumble winner had always been granted the main event slot at Wrestlemania. Every year except the last two."

Respectfully, this is untrue.
Jeff Hardy -v- Undertaker @ WM 2
Wes Ikeda -v- Ric Flair @WM 5
Wes Ikeda -v- Randy Orton @ WM 8

All before your time. And all because Wes is the biggest tool in the box. :-)

"Out like Helen Keller in musical chairs."

This emoji seems fitting lol.

"I don’t think a single person was surprised or shocked by this “radical” announcement. In fact I think it was probably the most anticlimactic moment of Styles’ life... unless of course you talk to Layla or Michelle McCool in which case I’m sure you’ll find out I’m wrong. "