Fashion villain
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:45 pm
OOC - IDK what I wrote tbh LOL! Vacation mode so it mostly boiled down to being busy/lazy. =)
Some cell phone footage was posted on EBWF.com earlier in the day. The shaky camera work focused in on Summer Rae who appeared to be in some kind of ridiculous looking costume. An enormous bedazzled "S" on the front of her red outfit. The cell phone zoomed in and out for a few moments before panning back.
Sasha: Summer, seriously. You need to upgrade this iPhone. The 5 still? Not cute.
Summer blinked at her friend and pursed her lips together. Feeling ridiculous in the outfit she was wearing. She swatted at the cape she had on as it was annoying her.
Summer: Sasha, really? Like... I'm standing in this hideous attire straight out of a freakin' comic book... and you're worried about my outdated phone?
Sasha: Tuh - yeah.
Summer sighed.
Summer: Let's just get this over with okay? I feel like... so tacky right now. Nerds every where are going to fantasize about me after this. So gross.
Summer turned and visibly shuddered at the horrific thought. She took a moment to inhale and exhale, regaining her composure.
Summer: Attention EBWF Universe, Superior Summer here. Obviously I'm here to, like, declare war on this Might Polly chick, or whatever her name is. You see Holly Molly, I know what your Kryptonite is. Yeah! KRYPTONITEEE. Surprised I know what it means, huh? Well don't be so shocked, I'm much smarter than you all think I am. And I never had to waste any of my precious life reading those ridiculous picture books for nerds. Who pays money for that crap? I know I don't and I never will. That is SO a waste of money that could be used for shopping!
Sasha: I second that!
Summer tossed her blonde hair over her shoulder and Sasha zoomed in with the cell phone.
Summer: So, I hear my opponent here in Arizona, is unfortunately, Lolly Molly. She calls herself Mighty and I don't even get why... seriously, why? I mean, you look old... and... puny. Run down. But it's totally okay because that will all work in my favor. Jolly Molly has a weakness and I know what it is. It's makeup! Obviously she never wears any. She's at the age where makeup is basically mandatory 24/7. Even if you just run down to the gas station or local Wal-Mart, where she undoubtedly shops. I mean, have you seen her choice in clothing? Gahh-rose!
Summer scrunched her face and shook her head now.
Summer: Someone has to put a stop to the atrocity that is Dolly Holly's fashion. In case you all forget, I'm Superior Summer. Because duh, I'm SUPERIOR over all the other basics in the locker room! No one holds a candle to me and my BAE's. Obviously we are all champions for a reason! But that's not all, you see, we also fight fashion crimes. Sasha Banks, Eva Marie and myself, make it our personal mission to better the EBWF in fashion and looks. But you see, there are just SO many offenders in this company it's hard work. I mean seriously. Holly Jolly is one of the biggest fashion criminals of all time! A fashion VILLAIN if you will. She's against having an updated fashion sense, she refuses to beautify with some makeup, her hair is this odd color with gray hairs. Just... old. It's not okay. It's not!
Summer adjusts her cape but it started to annoy her. She ripped it off and threw it on the ground.
Summer: I'm ready to avenge fashion for all of us Fashionistas all of the world. I will end the visual suffering so many of you have had to endure! Superior Summer, out!
The feed camera cut out and the feed ended into static.
Some cell phone footage was posted on EBWF.com earlier in the day. The shaky camera work focused in on Summer Rae who appeared to be in some kind of ridiculous looking costume. An enormous bedazzled "S" on the front of her red outfit. The cell phone zoomed in and out for a few moments before panning back.
Sasha: Summer, seriously. You need to upgrade this iPhone. The 5 still? Not cute.
Summer blinked at her friend and pursed her lips together. Feeling ridiculous in the outfit she was wearing. She swatted at the cape she had on as it was annoying her.
Summer: Sasha, really? Like... I'm standing in this hideous attire straight out of a freakin' comic book... and you're worried about my outdated phone?
Sasha: Tuh - yeah.
Summer sighed.
Summer: Let's just get this over with okay? I feel like... so tacky right now. Nerds every where are going to fantasize about me after this. So gross.
Summer turned and visibly shuddered at the horrific thought. She took a moment to inhale and exhale, regaining her composure.
Summer: Attention EBWF Universe, Superior Summer here. Obviously I'm here to, like, declare war on this Might Polly chick, or whatever her name is. You see Holly Molly, I know what your Kryptonite is. Yeah! KRYPTONITEEE. Surprised I know what it means, huh? Well don't be so shocked, I'm much smarter than you all think I am. And I never had to waste any of my precious life reading those ridiculous picture books for nerds. Who pays money for that crap? I know I don't and I never will. That is SO a waste of money that could be used for shopping!
Sasha: I second that!
Summer tossed her blonde hair over her shoulder and Sasha zoomed in with the cell phone.
Summer: So, I hear my opponent here in Arizona, is unfortunately, Lolly Molly. She calls herself Mighty and I don't even get why... seriously, why? I mean, you look old... and... puny. Run down. But it's totally okay because that will all work in my favor. Jolly Molly has a weakness and I know what it is. It's makeup! Obviously she never wears any. She's at the age where makeup is basically mandatory 24/7. Even if you just run down to the gas station or local Wal-Mart, where she undoubtedly shops. I mean, have you seen her choice in clothing? Gahh-rose!
Summer scrunched her face and shook her head now.
Summer: Someone has to put a stop to the atrocity that is Dolly Holly's fashion. In case you all forget, I'm Superior Summer. Because duh, I'm SUPERIOR over all the other basics in the locker room! No one holds a candle to me and my BAE's. Obviously we are all champions for a reason! But that's not all, you see, we also fight fashion crimes. Sasha Banks, Eva Marie and myself, make it our personal mission to better the EBWF in fashion and looks. But you see, there are just SO many offenders in this company it's hard work. I mean seriously. Holly Jolly is one of the biggest fashion criminals of all time! A fashion VILLAIN if you will. She's against having an updated fashion sense, she refuses to beautify with some makeup, her hair is this odd color with gray hairs. Just... old. It's not okay. It's not!
Summer adjusts her cape but it started to annoy her. She ripped it off and threw it on the ground.
Summer: I'm ready to avenge fashion for all of us Fashionistas all of the world. I will end the visual suffering so many of you have had to endure! Superior Summer, out!
The feed camera cut out and the feed ended into static.