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FATALITY

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:49 pm
by Skyler
The Ascension are forged from the deepest layers of hell and as such it was safe to assume that they were completely comfortable in that type of situation. This was the present location of Konnor and Viktor. Sure, SOME PEOPLE might have the gall to tell you that the fiery, hellish backdrop they stood in front of was courtesy of the EBWF's editing team. But if those people were to utter such a thing to these barbarians of lust and violence, THOSE PEOPLE would be beaten with their own arms and legs. The Ascension stood proudly in the lake of hell and tensed their muscles and gritted their teeth. Lesser men would have had their flesh licked from their bones in this environment. But not Konnor and Viktor.

Konnor: Viktor! Steve Austin thinks he's a bad ass.

Viktor: Konnor! Jokes like that make me laugh!

And laugh they did. Deep, bellowing and scary laughs. Too scary for most.

Konnor: If he's such a bad ass..where are his shoulder pads?

Viktor: Or are this puny and weak shoulders too puny and weak to carry them?

Konnor: And where is his ceremonial war paint?

Viktor: One cannot refer to themselves as a bad ass without it!


Satan's Assault Force looked entirely unimpressed with Stone Cold's notable lack of war regalia.

Konnor: Are we supposed to fear Steve Austin? We do not! We fear no man! Rattlesnake?! BAH! We eat Rattlesnakes for breakfast!

Viktor: A hearty bowl of rattlesnakes every morning makes us STRONG!


Surely no one would be foolish enough to believe that The Ascension. Perhaps the strongest duo to ever grace a ring.

Konnor: And who, pray tell, does Austin have watching his back? A BIRDMAN?! Some sort of avian beast given the ability to speak?! I am confused by this sight! Befuddled! BUT NOT AMUSED! Steve Austin, you may have been able to tame this rare, bizarre creature, but it will do you no good!

Viktor: We will tear his wings off! Pluck his feathers! Snap his beak! DEVOUR HIS DELICIOUS FLESH!


Dean Malenko's alias has confused The Ascension. They are mighty. And powerful. But perhaps not the most intelligent. But IQ means very little when you are capable of such carnage and VIOLENCE.

Konnor: Austin! You and your pet monster will bare witness to our brute strength! Bring whatever creature you wish with you! For it will be a brutality!

Viktor: No! It was will not be a brutality! But rather..A FATALITYYYYY!!!!

Konnor: YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!


Following their roars of dominance the promo ended. Such rage could no longer be contained by conventional means.