Lord Stardust

[Jack]

The throne of Stardust, that looked like something straight out of a comic book, was shrouded in darkness. But through all of those shadows, a wide grin and scarlet red eyes could be seen. The increasingly deranged alter ego of Cody Rhodes had seemingly become the dominant personality and there were less and less flashes of the former World Champion to be found with each passing week.

| Stardust | King..of the Cosmos..that's what you're all going to have to start calling me..

He snickered to himself and leaned forward in his ceremonial chair

| Stardust | And I am not going to be a very benevolent King. Not. One. Bit. I am going to be a RUTHLESS and VICIOUS ruler the likes of which this planet has never seen before!

Stardust slowly began to walk down his throne in sort of a creeping kind of movement

| Stardust | Around one month ago Tyler Breeze took something from me. My Cosmic Key. My Breakout Title. But now..hehehe..I have a chance to take something from him! I have a chance to take away his opportunity to become King! Question! If Tyler is already the King of Cuteville..how can he be Prince Pretty?! Which is it?! Make up your mind!

The Space Oddity let his tongue roll outwards about as long as he could before licking his top row of teeth

| Stardust| Not that it really matters. Because Tyler Breeze is not going to competing for this ROYAL and MAJESTIC HONOR very long! There are fourteen black holes that we know of! I can SUCK..the blood down to the marrow from your bones, that can disintegrate your eyeballs! Consider me number fifteen!

He made grand, sweeping gesture towards himself

| Stardust | Tyler, Tyler, Tyler. In another life I knew all about being DASHING. In yet another life, I knew about being GROTESQUE! But right now? I..think..I'm..somewhere in the middle. But when I become King, oh, oh, when I become KING, I won't be in the middle anymore! I'll be at the top! And everyone else will just be insects underneath of my feet. Not that you LESSER BEINGS aren't already. It's just going to be a little more apparent. So while everyone inevitably prattles on and on AND ON about what they're going to do once they become King and what they're going to do once they get their title shot..

Stardust kicked back into his throne and grinned again. Not wide, and maniacal but a scheming, plotting sort of smirk

| Stardust | ..I'll just allow it all to unfold..and watch as your simple minds attempt to grasp it..