PIZZA'S HERE
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 7:39 pm
The completely bad ass theme of The Ascension threatened to rock your face off as the two powerful forces of death emerged in front of a backdrop of an apocalyptic warzone. Konnor. Viktor. The instruments of fear known the world over. There was much heavy breathing and glaring and it could safely be assumed that the majority of the audience had just wet themselves from sheer terror
Konnor: KNOCK KNOCK, EDGE!
Viktor: PIZZA'S HERE!
Konnor: GUESS WHAT THE TOPPING IS?!?!
Viktor: YOUR DEATH!
Konnor: With thin crust!
Viktor: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
The face painted, should pad wearing demons of wrath and scorn released mighty roars. Both roars were just as mighty as the other and neither one could be considered more or less mighty. They were equal
Viktor: Edge! You're not getting the crown! Or the throne! All you're going to get is a BEAT DOWN!
Konnor: Get ready for pain you Canadian SLUT!
The camera filming this could take no more. It was engulfed in flames. SFX or the real thing? PROBABLY THE REAL THING.
Konnor: KNOCK KNOCK, EDGE!
Viktor: PIZZA'S HERE!
Konnor: GUESS WHAT THE TOPPING IS?!?!
Viktor: YOUR DEATH!
Konnor: With thin crust!
Viktor: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
The face painted, should pad wearing demons of wrath and scorn released mighty roars. Both roars were just as mighty as the other and neither one could be considered more or less mighty. They were equal
Viktor: Edge! You're not getting the crown! Or the throne! All you're going to get is a BEAT DOWN!
Konnor: Get ready for pain you Canadian SLUT!
The camera filming this could take no more. It was engulfed in flames. SFX or the real thing? PROBABLY THE REAL THING.