Princess
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:08 pm
A close up of the young, pretty face of Alexa Bliss filled the screen. The blonde flashed her pearly whites and batted her eyes, which had sparkly, silver eye shadow surrounding them.
Alexa Bliss: I just realized something. And do you know what that is? No? I'll tell you.
Alexa tilted her head to the side slightly
Alexa Bliss: *I* am not someone who should bullied by the likes of The Mean Girls. Just look at me! I'm easily the prettiest girl on the entire roster!
She folded her hands underneath of her chin to amplify her cuteness
Alexa Bliss: I have the most class and grace. The most potential. I shouldn't be wasting my time with hasbeens who think their super heroes or washed up nobodies! I'm in the Queen of the Ring tournament but I'm already..
The camera panned back fully to reveal that Alexa was sitting on a red colored, heart shaped sofa. On the upholstered seat were various, large stuffed animals that were adorable but somewhat grim looking. Along with various sweets and candies. The room was decorated like something a spoiled, rich child would call their dwelling
Alexa Bliss: ..a princess. I am a Disney Princess come to life. Perfect in every way. Unlike that disgrace Eva Marie.
Alexa shuddered a bit
Alexa Bliss: Now, Eva, I know you get by on just your looks and in the brains department you're..well..severely lacking. That's a pretty big accomplishment when Summer Rae is one of your best friends. But you're pretty! Really! Just..nowhere near as pretty as I am.
Little Miss Bliss shrugged her shoulders and leaned backwards
Alexa Bliss: I mean, if you were crowned Queen that would just be..gross. What in the world are you even capable of ruling over? If it's the Kingdom of dead, soulless eyes and vacant stares than you get the crown! But as for Queen of the Ring? I don't think so. So allow me to take you out of this thing so you don't get your precious, mindless little hopes up. Prepared to be pummeled cheerfully, jauntily and utterly one-sidedly!
Alexa blew a little kiss to the camera and ended her promo after showing off her bratty and arrogant new demeanor
Alexa Bliss: I just realized something. And do you know what that is? No? I'll tell you.
Alexa tilted her head to the side slightly
Alexa Bliss: *I* am not someone who should bullied by the likes of The Mean Girls. Just look at me! I'm easily the prettiest girl on the entire roster!
She folded her hands underneath of her chin to amplify her cuteness
Alexa Bliss: I have the most class and grace. The most potential. I shouldn't be wasting my time with hasbeens who think their super heroes or washed up nobodies! I'm in the Queen of the Ring tournament but I'm already..
The camera panned back fully to reveal that Alexa was sitting on a red colored, heart shaped sofa. On the upholstered seat were various, large stuffed animals that were adorable but somewhat grim looking. Along with various sweets and candies. The room was decorated like something a spoiled, rich child would call their dwelling
Alexa Bliss: ..a princess. I am a Disney Princess come to life. Perfect in every way. Unlike that disgrace Eva Marie.
Alexa shuddered a bit
Alexa Bliss: Now, Eva, I know you get by on just your looks and in the brains department you're..well..severely lacking. That's a pretty big accomplishment when Summer Rae is one of your best friends. But you're pretty! Really! Just..nowhere near as pretty as I am.
Little Miss Bliss shrugged her shoulders and leaned backwards
Alexa Bliss: I mean, if you were crowned Queen that would just be..gross. What in the world are you even capable of ruling over? If it's the Kingdom of dead, soulless eyes and vacant stares than you get the crown! But as for Queen of the Ring? I don't think so. So allow me to take you out of this thing so you don't get your precious, mindless little hopes up. Prepared to be pummeled cheerfully, jauntily and utterly one-sidedly!
Alexa blew a little kiss to the camera and ended her promo after showing off her bratty and arrogant new demeanor