Corpse Party

[Jack]

"..Tick..tock..tick..tock.."

The hooded, bearded and shadowy figure of Luke Harper stood over the camera with those unmistakable eyes of his. They were pulled open wide as if they might pop out of his skull at any moment. He looked like he was standing in nothing but infinite darkness as he stared downwards.

| Luke Harper | I hope you boys are ready for a FIGHT. Because we're here to rip you limb from limb.

Another figure rose in front of Harper. He was also unmistakable. The black cape and elaborately painted face made it very clear who it was.

| Stardust | And what will we do with all of these new body parts?

| Luke Harper | Piece ourselves back together with 'em.

| Stardust | Yes, yes, yes! We are going to turn you FREAKS into our own personal zombies! Ooh, there is going to be so much blood and guts! I. Can't. Wait.

The very strange duo both looked stoic and lifeless. Well, for the moment. One of them was a bit more animated than the other. Stardust struck his arms forward, wrists pointed downwards and began to march forward slowly

| Stardust | We're going to make you our little undead puppets! When I pull the strings, you dance! When I step on your face, you scream! And you never, ever, ever get to touch these..

He held out both tag titles, holding them by their straps, letting them dangle back and forth

| Stardust | Not you Owens, not you O'Reily! ESPECIALLY not Rollins or Ambrose! You just get to be good little cadavers and watch!

| Luke Harper | And if you're still breathing by the time this match is over..you're gonna wish you weren't.

Harper began to grin now, a rare sight, and not a very welcome one. His teeth could be seen underneath that massive beard and he looked hungry.

| Stardust | Welcome to our corpse party, boys. Enjoy the festivities! You have your invitations personally from us! Dress up for this affair! Put a smile on those faces! Because when it's oooooover..

| Luke Harper | ..You're dead. [/i]

| Stardust | Dead, dead, dead, dead, DEAD!

Stardust broke out into hysterics while Harper snarled behind. The two disturbing superstars faded into the black.