The Uggo Enigma

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It was pretty common to find the Breakout Champion studying his favorite subject: himself. With a grip on his selfie stick, Prince Pretty stood outside of his locker room and stared into his phone. He was flawless as usual but if you had been paying attention you would have already known that. But there was a disturbance. Someone NOT gorgeous could be seen in screen of his phone. They approached from behind.

Todd Grisham: Excuse me, Tyler? Could I--

Tyler Breeze:] Um? Do you see that I'm in the middle of something here? I really need you to shut up.

Todd complied since he was very clearly in the wrong here. The King of Cuteville gave a disgusted look and slowly turned to face the interviewer

Tyler Breeze: What? What do you want? What's so important that you had to interrupt me?

Todd Grisham: Well, I wanted to ask you about your match last week..

Tyler Breeze: Was my title on the line?

Todd Grisham: No.

Tyler Breeze: Is Seth Rollins the Breakout Champion?

Todd Grisham: ..No.

Tyler Breeze: Is he still hideous abomination?

Tyler leaned forward with an expectant look on his face.

Tyler Breeze: Well?

Todd Grisham: Ah, uh, so this week you're facing Jeff Hardy..

The Gorgeous One rolled his eyes

Tyler Breeze: Jeff Hardy. Am I supposed to care or be even slightly impressed? Because I''m not. Jeff Hardy should have stayed..wherever he was and stayed far away from a ring. Go back to making ugly sculpture's in his redneck backyard. Go huff some paint or something. Do whatever it is you..hillbillies do. Ride your BMX off a cliff.

Todd Grisham: You seem awfully critical of one of the most beloved names in the world of wrestling.

Tyler Breeze: More beloved than me? I highly doubt it. I have a bit of advice for Jeff Hardy. When you decide to paint your face before our match? Why don't you try painting your face to look like someone that isn't completely repulsive?

He smirked at his own snide comment before adjusting his fur covered, stylish cape.

Tyler Breeze: What is this? The Attitude Era? No. This is the GORGEOUS ERA. And Jeff Hardy, and his 1999 Hot Topic teenager outfit, need to realize that Tyler Breeze, the Breakout Champion, is the biggest star in this promotion. I'll give him PLENTY of time to think it over after I lay him out with a Beauty Shot. To my understanding, Jeff Hardy is supposed to be some kind of rockstar? Adoring fans, screeching everywhere he goes? Well, Jeff Hardy and all of his backwoods fans, cannot compare to the sheer number of my WannaBreeze. Takes notes, Hardy. I'll show you what a REAL star looks like.

After giving Todd one final sneer, he headed off into his locker room.