OOC - Good luck everyone this week. I hope you enjoy reading. Any feedback is always great!
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Backstage at Warfare Tyler Breeze had just beaten Dolph Ziggler in a hard fought match. With a cameraman Jonathan Coachman was waiting to conduct an interview with the victor. At which point Tyler Breeze walked through the curtain and immediately spotted the Coach waiting for him. Breeze was dripping in sweat following his match and snatched a towel and bottle of water from a backstage helper. Taking his time to wipe his torso dry and taking a long, deliberate sip from the bottled water, Coachman awkwardly waited for the interview to begin. Finally after fixing his hair, Breeze approached Jonathan and leaned his ear toward him in an over the top gesture to signal for him to begin talking.

Jonathan Coachman - Tyler its just been announced by Stone Cold Steve Austin that….

Tyler Breeze - What? Who?

Coachman looked slightly confused.

Jonathan Coachman - That’s what I was just about to tell you, next week you’ve been put in a match against….

Tyler Breeze - No, I mean Steve who?

Jonathan Coachman - Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Tyler Breeze - Ha, are you kidding me? Who is that?

Breeze looked completely confused, while Coachman began to smile, clearly he was being ribbed by Tyler in some.

Jonathan Coachman - Stone Cold Steve Austin, he’s in charge around here.

Tyler Breeze - What sort of pencil pusher sits in his office and calls himself “Stone Cold”?

Jonathan Coachman - The Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold…..

Looking even more confused, the Coach was starting to genuinely believe that Breeze did not know who Stone Cold Steve Austin was! Meanwhile, Tyler was starting to grin, clearly amused by his own thoughts on who this mystery man was.

Tyler Breeze - Honestly Coach I have no clue who on earth you are talking about, but the more you tell me about this guy he sounds like one real idiot. I can just imagine him with his pencil neck, sitting in his big office wearing some terrible suit he bought straight off the hanger. It makes me laugh the poindexters the EBWF employs.

Jonathan Coachman - You genuinely don’t have a clue who Stone Cold Steve Austin is? The toughest S.O.B, stunner…..

Tyler Breeze - I tell you what Jon. A. Than. There’s only one guy who is truly stunning around here and that is me! Now, let’s stop talking about Lukewarm Austin or whatever his name is and let me know who I’m beating next week.

After such a peculiar exchange Coachman steadied himself and started speaking again, as if totally restarting the interview.

Jonathan Coachman - Right, yes next week at Warfare you’ll be taking on the Celtic Warrior Sheamus. What’s your thoughts on that?

Once again Tyler Breeze looked confused.

Tyler Breeze - Sheamus? What one is he?

Jonathan Coachman - Are you serious? The Great White. Big tall guy, he literally just wrestled before you tonight?

Like a light bulb being switched on Breeze’s face lit up as he finally knew who Sheamus was. Jonathan’s jaw had literally dropped at this point, as Tyler’s complete lack of knowledge of the EBWF’s superstars had astounded him.

Tyler Breeze - Oh that was Sheamus? HAHA. I thought he was one of the hired goons who set up the ring! Ha you learn something new every day. (Breeze turned to the camera pointing his finger at it.) Well, Sheamus you’ve come here all the way from London, Scotland……

Coachman interjected, correcting him.

Jonathan Coachman - Ireland. He’s from Dublin, Ireland.

Breeze stopped and his eyes flicked towards Coachman suspiciously.

Tyler Breeze - He’s from an island? Which one?

Jonathan Coachman - No, Ireland. You know like Guinness, Bono, Leprechauns…..

Tyler Breeze - What Staten Island?

Jonathan Coachman - No, not Staten Island……..

Waving his hand as if to dismiss the Coach, Breeze carried on talking as he was clearly agitated by being corrected continually.

Tyler Breeze - Ah just give me a break Jon. A. Than. It doesn’t matter where he comes from. I’ve seen you around here Sheamus, strutting around like some proud peacock. A new face who thinks he’s going to be the next top dog. Well you know what Coach, I’m the new kid on the block who is here to ruffle some feathers. Like a cheap suit, not unlike your own god awful effort Jon. Come on, 3 buttons? The 1990’s called Coach, and they want their suit back.

With that comment Breeze looked Coachman up and down raising his eyebrows and rolling his eyes as he inspected the Coach’s grey suit.

Tyler Breeze - Anyway, Sheamus, like a cheap suit sewn in a Chinese sweatshop, you will be unravelled by me with ease. I’m not planning on letting anyone stand in my way while I make it to the very top here in the EBWF. So, fella, when all the Tyler Breeze razzmatazz has died down. Once hashtag Tyler Breeze is trending worldwide thanks to my millions and millions of fans you’ll be stood face to face with this example of excellence (He ran his hand down his now dry body). And we both know that you just can not compete with the King of Cuteville. Believe me Coach there’s no way I can be seen to lose to someone that looks as ridiculous as Sheamus. I’m not worried about my reputation, but what would that do for the EBWF? They don’t want me, they’re poster boy, to be beaten by someone who looks like they’ve never seen sunshine.

Breeze paused a moment, allowing his last comment in hang in the air.

Tyler Breeze - So book the time in your diary Coach. Because same time next week, just like I just beat old Father time Dolph Ziggler I’ll beat Sheamus and you can have the pleasure of interviewing Prince Pretty once again. We can talk about your inevitable fashion faux pas and how I took Sheamus apart piece by piece. Hey I might even let you take a selfie with me next time……

With that Breeze flashed his smile at the camera and strutted away, leaving the Coach bewildered by the whole interview experience.