Zack Ryder: Are we recording? Okay... Good.
The youtube video cut and a montage of Zack Ryder dressed as Tyler Breeze with 'Let me take a #Selfie' by The Chainsmokers playing over the montage, Zack held up a selfie stick taking photo's of himself in a selection of different places; in the bathtub of his hotel room, inside a freezer, inside an all lady yoga group with them all holding up signs saying "We <3 Tyler".
Zack Ryder: Tyler Breeze, You're really starting to grate on me, bro. You with that selfie stick, I mean, if that stick comes anywhere near to me on Sunday I'm going to shove that thing so far where the sun don't shine, you'll be able to give yourself your own personal colonosocopy. I mean, come on bro, you walk around, strutting your stuff like you think you're some kinda' king, oh, wait you are a king, aren't you, yeah the king of Cuteville. Come on more like the Jester of [BLEEP]Ville. Tyler on Sunday I'll look at you and yeah I'll get blinded for a slight second from your hideos pout and your incredibly large ego but from then on out I will finish what you started and actually make a name for myself in EBWF, now, for the other guys.
The scene cuts again and Beaker from The Muppets pop up.
Zack Ryder: Oh hey, Sheamus, thanks for joining me here to talk about our match on Sunday. You look a bit scared, you okay?
Beaker looked at Zack.
Beaker [Sheamus]: Meep, Meep, Meep.
Zack pushed Beaker out of shot and looked down the camera.
Zack Ryder: See, Sheamus, you're nothing more than a big, pale, irish dude with strange hair and a cool accent. That's literally all you have going for you, you're big so you think you can ruin the smaller guys, but that isn't always the case as Tyler showed on Monday. You think you can run your mouth about everyone when everyone knows you're the problem and I'm the solution. So on Sunday, I'm going to do what I just did to your twin, you're smaller, more successful twin, Beaker. Farewell, Fella, See yous Sunday.
Zack Ryder: Dolph, y'know, I don't really have a bad word to say about you, you're a pretty cool guy, you're a great wrestler and I can't wait to step inside the squared circle with you on Sunday because everyone knows the eyes will be on us and not those other two nobodies. You're successful and I am destined for success. I am here in the EBWF to make my mark and to show everyone I am here to stay, win my fair share of gold and beat the baddest and the best here.
Zack Ryder: So this goes out for the other 29 people in the Rumble on Sunday, I am Zack Ryder, The Long Island Loudmouth and EBWF's resident Pinnacle of Perfection, I will seal my start to the path to success with the Royal Rumble match, I'm coming in, the crowd will cheer or boo, but I don't care, I will still walk to that ring and show the top brass at the EBWF that they have not made a mistake in hiring me, as I will be in the Rumble the new Number One Contender for the Breakout Championship and I will show everyone in the Rumble that they need to watch out for the Long Island Iced Z! ZACK RYDER! Z, out.