I spit in the face...
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 1:16 am
NOTE: I'm reposting this for Brian W. because we lost his RP in the transfer! Thanks for writing it!
Just a short announcement that I am here. Great to be back.
| The arena is lit bright with lights and the crowd is taking a break from the action during a small house show. Out of nowhere a clock appears on the titan tron. As the clock hits 5 the crowd starts counting down with the timer. When the clock hits zero a loud bang is heard and the crowd cheers. Right after the bang, a massive amount of red apples are dropped down on the entrance ramp area from the rafters. The sound of the apples makes a loud boom on the ramp, but the sound is short lived. A couple moments after the last apple falls the arena goes dark and is instantly filled with the loud words, “I spit in the face, of people who don’t want to be cool!” The crowd gets silent in anticipation of who they are about to see. They know who the song belongs to but they aren’t quite sure if he has actually signed a contract with EBWF. Their questions are answered moments later when Carlito, glorious afro and all, steps through the apples on to the ramp. The crowd cheers in excitement as Carlito smiles and makes his way toward the ring. Carlito, as usual, is carrying a red apple in his right hand. He is wearing a bright orange shirt with his face on it and the words ‘That’s Cool’ written underneath, and is also sporting purple shiny wrestling shorts. He quickly makes his way to the ring where he grabs a microphone and stands in the middle of the ring waiting to talk. |
-Carlito- Ladies and gentlemen, you have no idea how good it is to hear your cheers again. | Crowd cheers loudly. | I have been wrestling for a long time now, I have been in some big promotions, I have done a lot of things. A lot of… cool things. But there was one thing on my list I had never done before, it was something I thought I would never have the chance to do. Just a couple of weeks ago I was out wrestling in some no name promotion. I was going from gym to gym trying to keep the dream alive of one day being a big superstar again. I kept thinking to myself, “Come on little Carlos, You don’t belong in these gyms. You belong under the bright lights, you belong in… E…B…W…F! | The crowd cheers again. | Then the craziest thing happened. I was sitting in a hotel room one night listening to Blood Orange and my phone rang. It was no other than the leader of this promotion. I was asked if I would be interested in coming to EBWF to spice things up for the special time of year. You know, Wrestlemania time! | Carlito pauses. | I told him I would come to EBWF under one condition. What was that condition? He promised me that he would keep it cool.
| Carlito takes a bite out of the apple he is holding in his hand and chews it for a couple moments. |
-Carlito- I am going to make this short and sweet for being my first time out here. Unlike everyone else that comes out here I am not going to tell you I am here to win championships and take what is mine. If championships come my way that will just be icing on the cake. I am here to do two things. I am here to be the coolest superstar you have ever seen wrestle, and I am here to spice and things up and bring some unique entertainment to the product again. Whenever you are asked by the owner to do him a personal favor… you deliver on that promise… I will deliver on that promise… as long as he says cool.
| Carlito smiles at the camera and drops the microphone and then throws the apple in to the crowd. He exits the ring and walks up the ramp where he again walks through the mass of apples before walking behind the curtain. |
| The arena is lit bright with lights and the crowd is taking a break from the action during a small house show. Out of nowhere a clock appears on the titan tron. As the clock hits 5 the crowd starts counting down with the timer. When the clock hits zero a loud bang is heard and the crowd cheers. Right after the bang, a massive amount of red apples are dropped down on the entrance ramp area from the rafters. The sound of the apples makes a loud boom on the ramp, but the sound is short lived. A couple moments after the last apple falls the arena goes dark and is instantly filled with the loud words, “I spit in the face, of people who don’t want to be cool!” The crowd gets silent in anticipation of who they are about to see. They know who the song belongs to but they aren’t quite sure if he has actually signed a contract with EBWF. Their questions are answered moments later when Carlito, glorious afro and all, steps through the apples on to the ramp. The crowd cheers in excitement as Carlito smiles and makes his way toward the ring. Carlito, as usual, is carrying a red apple in his right hand. He is wearing a bright orange shirt with his face on it and the words ‘That’s Cool’ written underneath, and is also sporting purple shiny wrestling shorts. He quickly makes his way to the ring where he grabs a microphone and stands in the middle of the ring waiting to talk. |
-Carlito- Ladies and gentlemen, you have no idea how good it is to hear your cheers again. | Crowd cheers loudly. | I have been wrestling for a long time now, I have been in some big promotions, I have done a lot of things. A lot of… cool things. But there was one thing on my list I had never done before, it was something I thought I would never have the chance to do. Just a couple of weeks ago I was out wrestling in some no name promotion. I was going from gym to gym trying to keep the dream alive of one day being a big superstar again. I kept thinking to myself, “Come on little Carlos, You don’t belong in these gyms. You belong under the bright lights, you belong in… E…B…W…F! | The crowd cheers again. | Then the craziest thing happened. I was sitting in a hotel room one night listening to Blood Orange and my phone rang. It was no other than the leader of this promotion. I was asked if I would be interested in coming to EBWF to spice things up for the special time of year. You know, Wrestlemania time! | Carlito pauses. | I told him I would come to EBWF under one condition. What was that condition? He promised me that he would keep it cool.
| Carlito takes a bite out of the apple he is holding in his hand and chews it for a couple moments. |
-Carlito- I am going to make this short and sweet for being my first time out here. Unlike everyone else that comes out here I am not going to tell you I am here to win championships and take what is mine. If championships come my way that will just be icing on the cake. I am here to do two things. I am here to be the coolest superstar you have ever seen wrestle, and I am here to spice and things up and bring some unique entertainment to the product again. Whenever you are asked by the owner to do him a personal favor… you deliver on that promise… I will deliver on that promise… as long as he says cool.
| Carlito smiles at the camera and drops the microphone and then throws the apple in to the crowd. He exits the ring and walks up the ramp where he again walks through the mass of apples before walking behind the curtain. |