Zack walks out of his dressing room as he makes his way to the large black curtain which is currently hiding an arena full of a untelevised show for EBWF, standing behind it in a suit and a tie, dressed like a business man, Zack takes a bottle of water off of one of the tables standing next to him and he took a sip of if, before pouring the rest on both his hands, shaking off until his hands are left with excess water so he could slick back his hair. "Oh Radio." By Watt White played, causing the crowd to boo. Zack waited and counted down until he opened the curtain with menace and to his own personal cue. Standing at the top of the ramp with his music playing over the PA he looked out to the thousands in attendance. Smiling at the boos, he made his way down to the ring, stopping at a little boy who was holding a foam finger with ZR on it who he gave a high five too and carried on to the ring, going up the steel steps and stepping under the top rope and asked the time keepers area for a microphone.
ZR: I'm Zack Ryder! EBWF's Pinnacle of Perfection and the TRUE Long Island, Loudmouth.
He said, gaining boos from the crowd due to his arrogance.
ZR: Can you people have some respect, I'm trying to talk. Listen, I could have been the number one contender for the breakout championship. Had someone not got in my way at the Royal Rumble, I would be stood here today the number one contender. So EBWF decide to team me up with Dolph Ziggler.
The crowd cheer at the mention of Dolph's name.
ZR: So here is why I have no qualms of being teamed up with Ziggler. Y'see, Dolph and I have quite a few things in common. Dolph is a pretty handsome guy, and so am I. Dolph is an incredibly gifted wrestler, and so am I. Dolph had an opportunity to be the number one contender for the EBWF Breakout Championship and so did I. Dolph Ziggler wants to be at the top of EBWF, and, So. Do. I.
The crowd started to cheer, agreeing with Zack.
ZR: So when me and Dolph get into the ring on Monday, against... Wait who are we up against?
Zack looks down at the commentators who tell him who he's against.
ZR: Sheamus and who?...
Zack listens as he's told who Sheamus' partner is. He starts jumping around shouting 'Get the tables'.
ZR: Get the tables? More like 'Get the Zimmer frames' Sheamus, I never realised it was bring your uncle to work day, ha. Okay, Bully you were good in your time, but c'mon, when was the last time you actually did something worthwile, hm? 2001? C'mon Billy Ray Cyrus, surely there is no way you actually think you could beat me, or Dolph or even both of us, because you don't have the rev. with you this time? Where's he too Bully? Huh, has he taken a sabbatical? And as for Sheamus, man, c'mon, when are you going to just leave it out and actually put some work in at the gym, you're getting increasingly close to physically look like Conan O'Brien's twin.
Zack trys to shush the crowds laughter.
ZR: No, but lets be real here. Sheamus and Bully, if you think you can walk in with no chemistry, and think you can beat me and Dolph you can think again, that's not going to happen, I might have let the Breakout Championship contendership run away from me at the Royal Rumble but I can tell you now, it won't happen again, Sheamus you may have to make sure Bully gets out of bed after his granny nap but I can assure you, Dolph and I will be waiting for our chance to shine, and I'm sure I speak for both of us when I say that if teaming up means we get a shot at the big time, hitting the gold which, Sheamus I know you know about, seeing as you protect a pot of it at the end of the rainbow; then we will fight for our right to be top of this company.