No Chemistry Needed
Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 9:50 pm
This past weekend The Celtic Warrior went to see a shrink for some answers. This week on Warfare Sheamus will go to battle with Bully Ray in tag team action against Zack Ryder and Dolph Ziggler. Before he can make his comments public though, he has a scheduled session with a shrink. Here's how it all unfolded...
Shrink: "I see that you're the Great Sheamus from Ireland. May I ask you what has been your troubles as of late, sir?"
Sheamus shakes his head in compliance with his shrink. He tries to figure out where to start.
Sheamus: "Where to begin? Ugh...well let's see. I really think I got messed up with the wrong events as of late, fella. You see my friend Jeeves and I were taken to a police facility just only a few short weeks back now. It kind of really played tricks with my mind. But you see, he doesn't mean no harm and really he helps me when I need to take a break from the road and the things that go on with wrestling. He makes me laugh, we have fun when we're not getting ready for the next match."
Shrink: "Okay well can I ask if maybe you're having just a little too much fun then? Is your focus solely on your work and the task at hand? You told me that you have been losing for awhile now and if you don't take things seriously, then maybe that is why? Is that your problem then?"
Sheamus blinks, then takes a long deep breath. He shrugs his shoulders.
Sheamus: "I am not entirely sure. That could be it. What do you think I should do?"
The shrink writes down the comments made by Sheamus as she looks up to him and then responds.
Shrink: "Here's my suggestion...try and take the week off from any activities with this Jeeves friend of yours. Just try to focus all of your energy onto your match. You say it's a tag team match? With Bully Ray? Talk to me about this and how it makes you feel. Let out your feelings...and just focus."
Sheamus: "Alright, that sounds good, fella. Well here goes..."
Sheamus sits back in his chair and begins to express his feelings upon the news of teaming with Bully Ray to face Dolph Ziggler and Zack Ryder. The winner will become the number one contender's to the EBWF Tag Team Championship.
Sheamus: "Well to be honest...I hadn't planned on teaming with anybody. I didn't actually think I would be needing a partner here. I thought I had it all planned out. You know, come in destroy my opponents and be the next big thing. Instead it's been the complete opposite. Perhaps I let my outside life interfere with my wrestling career. There's no way I'd be getting beat by losers like Tyler Breeze if my mind was a hundred percent. Maybe instead of worrying about what people think or see me as, I just go out there and prove it. Maybe at Warfare I shouldn't worry about chemistry like Dolph Ziggler and Zack Ryder seem to be focusing on. Yet instead just go out there, be the best tag team partner Bully Ray could ask for and kick some heads off with my Brogue!"
Sheamus looks quite happy now, letting out his feelings and snapping out of his funk as of late. He snaps his fingers, stands up and has a big smile upon his face.
Sheamus: "That's it! That's what I've got to do! I will just beat them down and prove to everyone including myself that I am capable of being great!"
Sheamus now leans over towards his shrink doctor and shakes her hand.
Sheamus: "Thank you so much, Doc! I think I'm good for today's session. I'll see you next time, fella!"
With that said Sheamus begins to walk away and head for the exit. He has an up coming tag team match at EBWF Warfare against Dolph Ziggler and Zack Ryder. The winners will take on the EBWF Tag Team Champions Wade Barrett and if healthy, Ryback. The scene fades out as Sheamus heads towards the arena for this week's EBWF Warfare!