Runnin' the show
Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 10:33 pm
OOC - Kamden and I were busy this week but managed to write something small together to build some storyline stuff coming up mostly. Good luck Jon and thank you Tony for the use of Alexa Bliss.
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The EBWF cameras took us backstage at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio, where Alexa Bliss stood, ready to be interviewed by Michael Cole about her Royal Rumble win. A small logo appeared at the top of the screen that read “earlier today”.
Michael Cole: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, Michael Cole here with the 2016 Women’s Royal Rumble winner, Alexa Bliss.
Michael Cole stopped and nodded his head at Alexa who smiled in turn.
Michael Cole: Alexa, how are you doing this evening?
Alexa: I’m feel like I’m on top of the world right now, Michael. I came back at the Royal Rumble and did exactly what I said I was going to do. You can’t make a bigger statement than winning the Women’s Rumble on your first night back.
Before Michael Cole could get in another word, Alexa was knocked to the ground. Sasha Banks started punching and pulling Bliss’s hair, and even slammed her head against the ground a few times. Cole had backed out of the way as security had to rush in and break up the two divas. It only took a few seconds before Sasha was pulled away. She snatched herself out of security’s grip and walked away on her own. The staff began to check on Alexa Bliss who was knocked out cold after Sasha's attack. The camera faded out and the footage was posted on EBWF.com.
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The present scene was again backstage at the Quicken Loans Arena, where Summer Rae and Sasha Banks were seen hanging out, standing and chatting idly. Their words were barely audible and they seemed in their usual catty mood, until Michael Cole approached them.
Michael Cole: Good evening, ladies.
He had a solemn look on his face. Not cute. Sasha rolled her eyes and “Tuh’d” at the sight of Michael, while Summer graced him with a clearly annoyed comeback to his unwanted presence.
Summer: I swear, Michael, you can’t ever take a hint. You do understand we don’t like you, right?
Michael: I - uh…
Summer: Save your words because I honestly don’t even care to listen to anything you have to say.
Sasha was uncharacteristically quiet while standing next to Summer. But she still looked like a BOSS. Summer was in her comfort zone, scalping anyone who dared mess with any of the Mean Girls. Michael Cole seemed slightly offended of course.
Michael Cole: Then maybe you’ll listen to what a lot of our fans are saying here tonight after your partner, Sasha Banks, viciously attacked Alexa Bliss tonight.
This was obviously news to Summer. She turned and smiled proudly at her tag team partner.
Summer: You really did that?
Sasha beamed proudly at her actions from earlier and nodded in response.
Michael Cole: How does that make you feel hearing that, Summer?
Summer: OMG! I’m so proud but I never expected anything less from a BOSS like my girl Sasha! Michael, you and everyone else should know by now that you don’t MESS with the Mean Girls… EVER! We warned everyone and Alexa continued to disregard us. She may have started the battle, but the Mean Girls are going to wage a full on war on Alexa Bliss and make her life a living hell. She should know, we’ve been down this path once before. The only difference is this time, it’s going to be ten times worse! Once we run her out of here for the second time, that ring rat won’t ever try to show her duck face in an EBWF ring ever again! Mark my words.
Michael Cole turned to Sasha, who still hadn’t said much and only nodded occasionally at Summer’s comments.
Michael Cole: Sasha, what was the motive behind attacking Alexa?
Sasha smacked her lips, and looked to Summer. The two rolled their eyes in unison before Sasha responded.
Sasha Banks: A dumb question from a dumb person like you she get a dumb answer. Tuh. But since I’m in a good mood today thanks to Summer, I’ll break it down for you, boo boo. Actions speak louder than words. That’s the saying, right?
Summer gave an affirmative nod and Sasha turned her attention back to Cole.
Sasha Banks: Are you paying attention, Michael? Or are you already lost? Your beady eyes look a little glazed up.
Summer Rae: That’s probably from all the donuts he eats.
Sasha Banks: Okay, well people needs to watch out because things are about to get bitter around here. Like everyone saw earlier, I already slapped the taste out of Alexa’s mouth because actions speak louder than words. I eliminated the most people in the women’s royal rumble, and that was after coming in at number 3. And altogether the Mean Girls snatched the W from SIX people. Twice as many as Alexa.
Summer: We all know Alexa stole Sasha’s win. Sasha clearly did all the work, and that little troll left her bridge and weaseled her way through the match until the end. It all comes down to the fact that she got LUCKY. She could never pull that off again no matter how hard she tried.
Michael: Nevermind the fact that Alexa Bliss eliminated three out of four Mean Girls…
Summer: Hold up, did we ask about what Alexa did? Pretty sure we didn’t! The fact is, Sasha came in way before her and did all the hard work. We all know Alexa Bliss is not Wrestlemania material, or even championship material. My girl Sasha was the best Women’s champion this company has ever seen. Forget Trish Stratus, or our current joke of a champion, Velvet Sky. Or anyone else that isn’t a Mean Girl. We’ve proved since day one that we run this Divas division. People thought we’d burn out and fade away a few months into our contracts and guess what… we’re still here! Still running the show.
Sasha Banks: Right! Lookit, you’re interviewing us. And we’re the newest number one contender’s to the diva’s tag titles, and the future diva’s tag champions.
Michael Cole: Actually, that’s not even the case because--
Sasha Banks: Because what? Because we have a match against Paige and AJ Lee tonight? Paige and AJ Lee who we’ve probably beat even more times than an ugly little nymphoid trick?
Summer: We’ve beaten that joke of a team more times than I even care to count. We could win this match with our eyes closed, it’s THAT easy to beat them. So you might as well go on and say we’re the number one contenders, because we basically are already. AJ and Paige can keep trying but they will never be on our level, not even close! There is literally not a chance in hell those two will get one over on me and my girl Sasha. Not even in their dreams. So let's all enjoy these two coming down to the ring and trying for the 50 millionth time to beat us, but just like every other time in the history of ever, the Mean Girls are going to prevail. Once we eliminate these two pieces of trash floating around in the locker room, wasting all of our precious oxygen and TV time... then it’s on to the next one. On to take back our tag titles from Trish and Nattiecakes and bring those titles back to the Mean Girls where they rightfully belong!
Sasha Banks: We should probably fight them tonight with our eyes closed anyway… They’re still lookin’ a hot mess. Tuh.
Summer: ...and unfortunately for AJ and Paige, and well, all of you... you can't fix ugly.
Sasha turned to Summer and busted out laughing as Summer cackled obnoxiously. Then they remembered Michael Cole was there and their faces changed immediately. Sasha flipped a hand in his face as she brushed passed him, followed by Summer who shot him a look of disgust and rolled her eyes, heading in the direction Sasha Banks went. Michael Cole shook his head and muttered something to himself as the cameras faded out to a commercial break.
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The EBWF cameras took us backstage at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio, where Alexa Bliss stood, ready to be interviewed by Michael Cole about her Royal Rumble win. A small logo appeared at the top of the screen that read “earlier today”.
Michael Cole: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, Michael Cole here with the 2016 Women’s Royal Rumble winner, Alexa Bliss.
Michael Cole stopped and nodded his head at Alexa who smiled in turn.
Michael Cole: Alexa, how are you doing this evening?
Alexa: I’m feel like I’m on top of the world right now, Michael. I came back at the Royal Rumble and did exactly what I said I was going to do. You can’t make a bigger statement than winning the Women’s Rumble on your first night back.
Before Michael Cole could get in another word, Alexa was knocked to the ground. Sasha Banks started punching and pulling Bliss’s hair, and even slammed her head against the ground a few times. Cole had backed out of the way as security had to rush in and break up the two divas. It only took a few seconds before Sasha was pulled away. She snatched herself out of security’s grip and walked away on her own. The staff began to check on Alexa Bliss who was knocked out cold after Sasha's attack. The camera faded out and the footage was posted on EBWF.com.
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The present scene was again backstage at the Quicken Loans Arena, where Summer Rae and Sasha Banks were seen hanging out, standing and chatting idly. Their words were barely audible and they seemed in their usual catty mood, until Michael Cole approached them.
Michael Cole: Good evening, ladies.
He had a solemn look on his face. Not cute. Sasha rolled her eyes and “Tuh’d” at the sight of Michael, while Summer graced him with a clearly annoyed comeback to his unwanted presence.
Summer: I swear, Michael, you can’t ever take a hint. You do understand we don’t like you, right?
Michael: I - uh…
Summer: Save your words because I honestly don’t even care to listen to anything you have to say.
Sasha was uncharacteristically quiet while standing next to Summer. But she still looked like a BOSS. Summer was in her comfort zone, scalping anyone who dared mess with any of the Mean Girls. Michael Cole seemed slightly offended of course.
Michael Cole: Then maybe you’ll listen to what a lot of our fans are saying here tonight after your partner, Sasha Banks, viciously attacked Alexa Bliss tonight.
This was obviously news to Summer. She turned and smiled proudly at her tag team partner.
Summer: You really did that?
Sasha beamed proudly at her actions from earlier and nodded in response.
Michael Cole: How does that make you feel hearing that, Summer?
Summer: OMG! I’m so proud but I never expected anything less from a BOSS like my girl Sasha! Michael, you and everyone else should know by now that you don’t MESS with the Mean Girls… EVER! We warned everyone and Alexa continued to disregard us. She may have started the battle, but the Mean Girls are going to wage a full on war on Alexa Bliss and make her life a living hell. She should know, we’ve been down this path once before. The only difference is this time, it’s going to be ten times worse! Once we run her out of here for the second time, that ring rat won’t ever try to show her duck face in an EBWF ring ever again! Mark my words.
Michael Cole turned to Sasha, who still hadn’t said much and only nodded occasionally at Summer’s comments.
Michael Cole: Sasha, what was the motive behind attacking Alexa?
Sasha smacked her lips, and looked to Summer. The two rolled their eyes in unison before Sasha responded.
Sasha Banks: A dumb question from a dumb person like you she get a dumb answer. Tuh. But since I’m in a good mood today thanks to Summer, I’ll break it down for you, boo boo. Actions speak louder than words. That’s the saying, right?
Summer gave an affirmative nod and Sasha turned her attention back to Cole.
Sasha Banks: Are you paying attention, Michael? Or are you already lost? Your beady eyes look a little glazed up.
Summer Rae: That’s probably from all the donuts he eats.
Sasha Banks: Okay, well people needs to watch out because things are about to get bitter around here. Like everyone saw earlier, I already slapped the taste out of Alexa’s mouth because actions speak louder than words. I eliminated the most people in the women’s royal rumble, and that was after coming in at number 3. And altogether the Mean Girls snatched the W from SIX people. Twice as many as Alexa.
Summer: We all know Alexa stole Sasha’s win. Sasha clearly did all the work, and that little troll left her bridge and weaseled her way through the match until the end. It all comes down to the fact that she got LUCKY. She could never pull that off again no matter how hard she tried.
Michael: Nevermind the fact that Alexa Bliss eliminated three out of four Mean Girls…
Summer: Hold up, did we ask about what Alexa did? Pretty sure we didn’t! The fact is, Sasha came in way before her and did all the hard work. We all know Alexa Bliss is not Wrestlemania material, or even championship material. My girl Sasha was the best Women’s champion this company has ever seen. Forget Trish Stratus, or our current joke of a champion, Velvet Sky. Or anyone else that isn’t a Mean Girl. We’ve proved since day one that we run this Divas division. People thought we’d burn out and fade away a few months into our contracts and guess what… we’re still here! Still running the show.
Sasha Banks: Right! Lookit, you’re interviewing us. And we’re the newest number one contender’s to the diva’s tag titles, and the future diva’s tag champions.
Michael Cole: Actually, that’s not even the case because--
Sasha Banks: Because what? Because we have a match against Paige and AJ Lee tonight? Paige and AJ Lee who we’ve probably beat even more times than an ugly little nymphoid trick?
Summer: We’ve beaten that joke of a team more times than I even care to count. We could win this match with our eyes closed, it’s THAT easy to beat them. So you might as well go on and say we’re the number one contenders, because we basically are already. AJ and Paige can keep trying but they will never be on our level, not even close! There is literally not a chance in hell those two will get one over on me and my girl Sasha. Not even in their dreams. So let's all enjoy these two coming down to the ring and trying for the 50 millionth time to beat us, but just like every other time in the history of ever, the Mean Girls are going to prevail. Once we eliminate these two pieces of trash floating around in the locker room, wasting all of our precious oxygen and TV time... then it’s on to the next one. On to take back our tag titles from Trish and Nattiecakes and bring those titles back to the Mean Girls where they rightfully belong!
Sasha Banks: We should probably fight them tonight with our eyes closed anyway… They’re still lookin’ a hot mess. Tuh.
Summer: ...and unfortunately for AJ and Paige, and well, all of you... you can't fix ugly.
Sasha turned to Summer and busted out laughing as Summer cackled obnoxiously. Then they remembered Michael Cole was there and their faces changed immediately. Sasha flipped a hand in his face as she brushed passed him, followed by Summer who shot him a look of disgust and rolled her eyes, heading in the direction Sasha Banks went. Michael Cole shook his head and muttered something to himself as the cameras faded out to a commercial break.