The Show-Off Reigns

[David]

The camera shows Dolph Ziggler at a house show, making his way back, after having won a match. The crowd's noise starts getting muffled, as the cameras still follow Ziggler past the gorilla position and into the locker room area. Dolph tries to ignore this but at one point it becomes way too annoying to dismiss. He turns to the cameraman and shouts.

Dolph: WHAT?!

The cameraman takes a few steps back and stutters something that vaguely sounded like him asking Ziggler to talk about his match last week against Sami Zayn.

Dolph: My match?! My match?! Last week, I was being put in a match against the guy who took my World Championship! That is until that egomaniac Kevin Owens and that on-again, off-again wrestler CM Punk ended that match. Now, I understand that you don't want to sit back there and wait for your opportunity to come down from the heavens above but you do NOT interrupt my matches. Sami and I may not see eye to eye, but I am well aware of his skills as a wrestler. Now, he'll tell you he had me beat, but the fact of the matter is, he didn't, and no one will ever find out how I was going to win that match, all thanks to those two morons who decided to name themselves after a video game from 2013. So, you wan't me to talk about my match?! I can't, because there was no match, basically.

A brief awkward silence settles as Ziggler realizes the camera man is stuttering some more.

Dolph: Do I need to hire a translator, bro? Where's Renee, or Coach, don't they work house shows?! You're clearly not ready to replace them. I assume you want me to talk about my match against Roman Reigns. Listen, last week, I had to go one on one with Sami Zayn, and I was going to beat him. This week, I don't care if you've got an army of two calling themselves "The Last of Us" or two plumbers in moustaches calling themselves the freaking Mario Brothers. This week, I will be ready, no matter who strikes me, whether it's Reigns, Owens, Punk, hell, even Zayn and his apparent new best friend Shinsuke Nakamura. If you think kicking down Dolph Ziggler will keep Dolph Ziggler down, you can think again, because I will turn heads, and steal the show... and your girlfriend. This week, I will walk into Warfare with guns blazing, and take down anyone in the path of the DZ Destruction Tour, and that's not just me showing off, because I can guarantee you, this Monday, I will back it up. You can believe that.

Ziggler throws his towel at the camera, and walks away, ending the segment.