Michael Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, EBWF Breakout Champion, Carlito!
.:: Carlito and Ariane stepped in to the picture, Carlito had his arm around his lady. Carlito was wearing a light blue dress shirt buttoned half way up, and had his Breakout championship draped over his left shoulder. Ariane was wearing a bright apple red dress. Carlito had one hand behind his back, and before Cole could begin the interview he put his hand up as if to tell Cole to stop what he was doing. As Cole dropped his hand to his side, Carlito moved his hand from behind his back to reveal that he was holding a fresh green apple. He tossed the apple in the air a couple of times while still holding up his other hand in the face of Cole. After a couple of tosses of the apple he lowered his hand and Cole spoke. ::.
Cole: Uh, is it okay if I do my job and interview you now, Carlito?
Carlito: Whoa Cole, why attitude man? That isn’t very cool of you!
Ariane: Yeah, do you know who you are talking to? This is the Breakout Champion you are talking to, and soon to be EBWF King of the Ring! Show him the respect he deserves!
.:: Carlito looked at Ariane with a surprised look on his face. ::.
Carlito: Now that, THAT was cool!... And kind of hot. [Carlito paused and looked at Cole.] You may begin your little interview Cole. But you better be cool.
Cole: Carlito, tonight you begin your quest against Matt Sydal for you chance to become the King of EBWF.
. :: Carlito cut Cole off. ::.
Carlito: A chance? Cole, I’m a sure thing in this tournament, and for sure in my first round match. How many times have I beat this chump? I have beaten him so many times in my short time here in EBWF that one could say that I was… Bourne to beat him.
Ariane: Ha! I see what you did there. That was pretty cool!
Carlito: Oh yeah? It was pretty cool. But what do you expect coming from the master of cool? Yeah that is right, I have given myself an awesome little nickname. I guess you can call me Tyler Breeze since that loser is always coming up with nicknames for himself… But don’t, DON’T ever call me Tyler Breeze! The only thing Tyler Breeze and I have in common is this championship I have with me. [Carlito paused.] Now, back to my match tonight. Cole, it is true that Matt Sydal has accomplished many things in his wrestling career. Some people may be very impressed with what he has done in his time in the industry. I however, am not impressed. Why you ask? Because every time he has stepped in to the ring with me I have dominated him. In other words, Matt Sydal poses no threat to Carlito! I have a better chance of succumbing to a wet lasagna noodle, than I do to anything Sydal brings to the ring. Speaking of wet noodles, Sydal is a wet noodle… See what I did there?
Ariane: Carlito that literally makes no sense!
Carlito: Anyway, I think I got my point across. Tonight I will step in to the ring with Sydal and I will do what I have done every other time and dominate him in every aspect of the match. Then, I will move one step closer to becoming the King of the Ring. Hell, I am already the King of the Caribbean, may as well add King of the EBWF to the resume!
Cole: Carlito, Matt Sydal said earlier he was going to make you tap out…
Carlito: Obviously you aren’t listening Cole. There is no chance I will be tapping to Matt Sydal tonight. The only thing I will be tapping tonight is later tonight when…
Ariane: Carlito!
Carlito: What? I was talking about later tonight when we tap the keg of Old Harbor Kofresi Stout in celebration of my victory. [Carlito paused and a mischievous grin came over his face.] Why, what were you thinking?
Ariane: NOT cool Carlito!
.:: Ariane huffed and then turned and walked out of the camera shot. Carlito then took a big bite out of the apple he had been holding throughout the interview. He chewed a couple of times as Cole grimaced as if he was embracing for Carlito to spit the apple in his face. ::.
Carlito: You constipated or something Cole?
Cole: What?! No, I was just… Nevermind.
.:: Carlito turned and walked out of the shot of the camera as well. As he did this, Cole breathed a sigh of relief as he was relieved that Carlito had not spit in his face. At that time, Carlito ran back in to the shot and spit the chewed up apple in his mouth all over Cole’s face. Carlito smiled as Cole began to wipe the apple pieces from his face. ::.
Carlito: THAT WAS COOL!
.:: End ::.