Finally

[The Rock]

A video package begins to play inside the arena at the live Ebwf event and a quiet voice gets louder.

Finally, The Rock has come to the Ebwf.

Fans start going crazy, The Rock smiles and shows his goosebumps.

The Rock appreciates all of your support, the people's champ is here. I love all of you, the millions and millions of The Rock's fans, but The Rock is here tonight for one reason only, to set a few damn things straight.

The crowds comes to a quick hush as The Rock brings the mic up.

The Rock absolutely appreciate the Ebwf for signing The Rock, because not only did they get the best damn wrestler of all time, they got a loyal star. Ya see, The Rock will never turn his back on The Ebwf, and The Rock will always defend it. The Rock will always defend this company and take out all the jackasses in the process.

The fans erupt

The Rock can get along with anyone in the locker room, The Rock is a nice guy, but if any of you jabroni's even think once you are going to pull a slick one on The Rock, The Rock will lay the smackdown on all your candy asses. The Rock doesnt put up with any garbage wrestlers. The Rock has a legacy to uphold and believe me, believe me, The Rock damn sure will. The Rock has been watching and The Rock knows exactly whos legit and who's garbage here in Ebwf. Stay out of The Rock's way so The Rock doesn't have to wipe your faces with the floor.

The Rock tilts his head back and the fans say along

IF YOU SMELLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!!!