One Shot Kid
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:26 pm
The Miz had moved on in the KOTR tournament with a victory over Dean Ambrose in the main event of Death Before Dishonor. It was a statement win- that potentially could get the self proclaimed "Cream of the Crop" "Best of the best." and all that other egotistical verbiage Miz refers to himself as, some much needed momentum as he attacks the rest of this years tournament. His next opponent is an exciting and entertaining young superstar in Enzo Amore. This would have to be one of the most outspoken head to head tilts in recent memory in the EBWF. Both of these men- didn't mind the sound of their own voice.. and one thing was for sure- going into the second round of King of the Ring- we would be hearing from both of them in a big way.
The scene opened up in the VIP room of a night club in Tampa Florida. There was a popular Fetty Wap song blaring in the background- as the scene zoomed into a room that was inhabited by several beautiful women all with drinks in hand talking, dancing, and having a great time. As the camera panned around it landed on the two men that it seemingly was looking for. Alex Riley who was dressed in a Pitbull styled white blazer and light blue pants, and the Miz who was rocking plain black shirt and white pants. He had sunglasses on inside and sat with his knees on his elbows, seemingly deep in thought. Alex Riley was very distracted looking at all the co-eds their VIP room had accumulated.
Alex Riley: Bro- what are we doing just sitting off the side here!? We have to talk to these chicks!
The Miz barely acknowledged Alex. He kept his head facing forward.
The Miz: Relax Al, they aren't going anywhere. You see when you hang with me man, you don't have to try hard.. you sit.. you drink.. you chill.. and at the end of the night.. you choose.
Alex was pumped up by this.
Alex Riley: I love that! Drink-Chill- Choose. Let's go!
The Miz and A-Ri in unison took a sip of their whiskey's that were sitting in front of them.
Alex Riley: So while these girls compete for our attention.
The camera panned out to the girls who barely knew that Miz and Alex were there.
Alex Riley: Should we talk about your next victim in the King of the Ring tourney?
The Miz: We should. I don't know what is happening to the EBWF- that here we are in the SECOND round of the King of the Ring tournament, and my opponent is a little Italian Furball named Enzo Amore. The SECOND round- that would mean that Enzo Amore had to actually BEAT someone in round 1 to face me in round 2. That's I mean.. that's just crazy.
Alex Riley: Insanity!
He sipped his drink and nodded furiously- he was fired up.
The Miz: I mean have you seen this guy? He just seems so jacked up all the time- there's really not much more annoying than a guy that seems like his head is gonna explode because he's way too jacked up.
Alex realized as he nodded even more furiously, that he needed to tone it down. He decided to play it cool with a lot slower head nods.
The Miz: He parades around here- Bada Bing Bada Booming everything- not shaving- not bathing- and forgets that the EBWF is a very bottom line type of an operation. Your success really is predicated on the answers to a couple of key questions. Are you interesting? Do people care when you talk? Are you entertaining? Can you bring it in the ring? For Enzo Amore- is he interesting?
Alex Riley: NO!
The Miz paused for a second.
The Miz: Please don't interrupt me.
Alex Riley: Sorry!
The Miz: I tend to disagree- A lot that is Enzo Amore- is interesting. It's interesting to me that people don't just throw trash at this guy- and view him as the big joke that he treats this business like. It WAS interesting anyway- until I really thought about it. I thought to myself- Czar of Awesome- why would so many people be interested or even intrigued as to what this jamoak ever had to say. Then the answer became extremely clear. It's because they can relate to Enzo Amore- they can relate to not showering. They can relate to being a loser- they can relate to overcompensating for their own deficiencies by just getting louder and stupider-because that is what each and every one of our idiot fans does. Enzo Amore is the spokesperson for every uneducated, unkept, imbecile on planet earth. That's why people find him interesting. They are like- "wow it is truly interesting that someone as dumb, and as much of a moron as I am.. is on TV and making a lucrative salary." So the second question.. do people care when he talks? YES! They do! They love when he talks- people are literally like "AH man this is so funny- what moronic thing is he gonna say next? What cliché Italian thing is gonna come out of this guys mouth? Sunday dinner? Capiche? Jersey Shore Marathon? What's he gonna talk about?" For me- Alex, I'm gonna care when he talks to, especially this week.. I can't wait to hear him spout of nonsense about how he's gonna "eat me for lunch" or make me "swim with da fishes." I feel like this guy just has a bunch of douchebag one liners popping around in his head and he just grabs them one at a time- and without even thinking subjects all of us to them. So- I guess yeah- I'm going to care which ones he picks for this week- because the more over the line he steps- the longer I will SUBJECT him to the beating of a lifetime this Monday Night. Is Enzo Amore entertaining? Yeah he is- of course it's entertaining to hear a guy scream at you for 20-30 minutes just pure utter nonsense. I mean RIGHT!? SPAGHETTI! ZITI! I'll Roll him down DA HIGHWAY!
Alex Riley: Really entertaining Miz.
The Miz smirked as he sipped his drink. Which leaves the last- and perhaps most important question- can he bring it in the ring? The answer to that as everyone will soon find out- is NO. FUH GET ABOUT IT!
Alex cringed a bit at Miz' bad Italian accent. Then smiled and offered a fist bump which Miz accepted.
Alex Riley: Nice!
The Miz: No he can NOT bring it inside the ring- at least not the level he's going to need to be on to compete against someone like me. It's going to be like the episode of Jersey Shore where Ronnie gets in the fight on the street. I'm Ronnie.. and you're the guy he fights... sorry everyone if you can't get the reference- but Enzo knows EXACTLY what I'm talking about- and I know he hears that message loud and clear.
Alex Riley: ONE SHOT.. ONE SHOT KID.
Miz smiled as Alex was on his exact page.
The Miz: Yes on that occasion Ronnie knocked his adversary out in ONE SHOT.. and interestingly enough that is what you have here Enzo... ONE SHOT.. to be somebody... ONE SHOT... to go from being a typical sideshow loudmouth.. to actually mattering in this business. ONE SHOT.. how did I become The Miz? I had my one shot... and I ran with it.. I'm still running.. my career is a freaking marathon! Your career.. your ONE SHOT.. is about to get dropped.. in ONE SHOT.. from yours truly.. Because I'm The Miz... and I'm AWESOME.
The Miz finished his drink and pointed to two blonde girls who were in their general vicinity. The girls looked at each other and shrugged before joining Alex and Miz on their couch. Riley shook his head surprised.
Alex Riley: Drink.. Chill.. Choose.. Fucking A.
The scene faded to black.
The scene opened up in the VIP room of a night club in Tampa Florida. There was a popular Fetty Wap song blaring in the background- as the scene zoomed into a room that was inhabited by several beautiful women all with drinks in hand talking, dancing, and having a great time. As the camera panned around it landed on the two men that it seemingly was looking for. Alex Riley who was dressed in a Pitbull styled white blazer and light blue pants, and the Miz who was rocking plain black shirt and white pants. He had sunglasses on inside and sat with his knees on his elbows, seemingly deep in thought. Alex Riley was very distracted looking at all the co-eds their VIP room had accumulated.
Alex Riley: Bro- what are we doing just sitting off the side here!? We have to talk to these chicks!
The Miz barely acknowledged Alex. He kept his head facing forward.
The Miz: Relax Al, they aren't going anywhere. You see when you hang with me man, you don't have to try hard.. you sit.. you drink.. you chill.. and at the end of the night.. you choose.
Alex was pumped up by this.
Alex Riley: I love that! Drink-Chill- Choose. Let's go!
The Miz and A-Ri in unison took a sip of their whiskey's that were sitting in front of them.
Alex Riley: So while these girls compete for our attention.
The camera panned out to the girls who barely knew that Miz and Alex were there.
Alex Riley: Should we talk about your next victim in the King of the Ring tourney?
The Miz: We should. I don't know what is happening to the EBWF- that here we are in the SECOND round of the King of the Ring tournament, and my opponent is a little Italian Furball named Enzo Amore. The SECOND round- that would mean that Enzo Amore had to actually BEAT someone in round 1 to face me in round 2. That's I mean.. that's just crazy.
Alex Riley: Insanity!
He sipped his drink and nodded furiously- he was fired up.
The Miz: I mean have you seen this guy? He just seems so jacked up all the time- there's really not much more annoying than a guy that seems like his head is gonna explode because he's way too jacked up.
Alex realized as he nodded even more furiously, that he needed to tone it down. He decided to play it cool with a lot slower head nods.
The Miz: He parades around here- Bada Bing Bada Booming everything- not shaving- not bathing- and forgets that the EBWF is a very bottom line type of an operation. Your success really is predicated on the answers to a couple of key questions. Are you interesting? Do people care when you talk? Are you entertaining? Can you bring it in the ring? For Enzo Amore- is he interesting?
Alex Riley: NO!
The Miz paused for a second.
The Miz: Please don't interrupt me.
Alex Riley: Sorry!
The Miz: I tend to disagree- A lot that is Enzo Amore- is interesting. It's interesting to me that people don't just throw trash at this guy- and view him as the big joke that he treats this business like. It WAS interesting anyway- until I really thought about it. I thought to myself- Czar of Awesome- why would so many people be interested or even intrigued as to what this jamoak ever had to say. Then the answer became extremely clear. It's because they can relate to Enzo Amore- they can relate to not showering. They can relate to being a loser- they can relate to overcompensating for their own deficiencies by just getting louder and stupider-because that is what each and every one of our idiot fans does. Enzo Amore is the spokesperson for every uneducated, unkept, imbecile on planet earth. That's why people find him interesting. They are like- "wow it is truly interesting that someone as dumb, and as much of a moron as I am.. is on TV and making a lucrative salary." So the second question.. do people care when he talks? YES! They do! They love when he talks- people are literally like "AH man this is so funny- what moronic thing is he gonna say next? What cliché Italian thing is gonna come out of this guys mouth? Sunday dinner? Capiche? Jersey Shore Marathon? What's he gonna talk about?" For me- Alex, I'm gonna care when he talks to, especially this week.. I can't wait to hear him spout of nonsense about how he's gonna "eat me for lunch" or make me "swim with da fishes." I feel like this guy just has a bunch of douchebag one liners popping around in his head and he just grabs them one at a time- and without even thinking subjects all of us to them. So- I guess yeah- I'm going to care which ones he picks for this week- because the more over the line he steps- the longer I will SUBJECT him to the beating of a lifetime this Monday Night. Is Enzo Amore entertaining? Yeah he is- of course it's entertaining to hear a guy scream at you for 20-30 minutes just pure utter nonsense. I mean RIGHT!? SPAGHETTI! ZITI! I'll Roll him down DA HIGHWAY!
Alex Riley: Really entertaining Miz.
The Miz smirked as he sipped his drink. Which leaves the last- and perhaps most important question- can he bring it in the ring? The answer to that as everyone will soon find out- is NO. FUH GET ABOUT IT!
Alex cringed a bit at Miz' bad Italian accent. Then smiled and offered a fist bump which Miz accepted.
Alex Riley: Nice!
The Miz: No he can NOT bring it inside the ring- at least not the level he's going to need to be on to compete against someone like me. It's going to be like the episode of Jersey Shore where Ronnie gets in the fight on the street. I'm Ronnie.. and you're the guy he fights... sorry everyone if you can't get the reference- but Enzo knows EXACTLY what I'm talking about- and I know he hears that message loud and clear.
Alex Riley: ONE SHOT.. ONE SHOT KID.
Miz smiled as Alex was on his exact page.
The Miz: Yes on that occasion Ronnie knocked his adversary out in ONE SHOT.. and interestingly enough that is what you have here Enzo... ONE SHOT.. to be somebody... ONE SHOT... to go from being a typical sideshow loudmouth.. to actually mattering in this business. ONE SHOT.. how did I become The Miz? I had my one shot... and I ran with it.. I'm still running.. my career is a freaking marathon! Your career.. your ONE SHOT.. is about to get dropped.. in ONE SHOT.. from yours truly.. Because I'm The Miz... and I'm AWESOME.
The Miz finished his drink and pointed to two blonde girls who were in their general vicinity. The girls looked at each other and shrugged before joining Alex and Miz on their couch. Riley shook his head surprised.
Alex Riley: Drink.. Chill.. Choose.. Fucking A.
The scene faded to black.