Enzo Amore: I’m gonna pop some tags, only got 20 dollars in my pockets.
I’m, I’m I’m comin’, lookin’ for a come-up
This ain’t fuckin’ awesome, because I ain't the fuckin’ Miz.
But it’s cool though. ‘Bout to hit that EBWF shop. BOOM!
The man who walked passed him at that moment jumped from his sudden exclamation. Enzo kept on walking and rapping. In his normal, raspy voice. As normal as that sounded.
Enzo Amore: Walk up to the ring and be like “Yo what’s up Miz, you wanna catch a fist drop?”
I’m so pumped about making ya mind pop
When I drop you from the top to your head with a tornado DDT
They’ll be like “Damn... Look at that Certified G!”
Rollin’ up hella deep, wanna be crowned the king
Decked out in all red make them ladies turn their heads
But Miz over there drowning his hair in that AXE gel
Probably should wash it so it won’t smell
He prolly rinses himself with some fruity shower gel
One look from that mug and chicks go, 'bro what the hell?!'
Look Miz, you think you can beat me? I got you once so don’t try and front.
Caught you with that 1-2-3
Because you’re plain S-A-W-F-T
SAWFT!
What you know about wearin’ a crown on your head?
Bro, I already got the spikes in my hair
Like lady liberty, you ain’t gonna see me
From up close or from down far
When I knock that gap tooth loose with a mean big boot
Set your mind straight, let you know it ain’t too late
To back out of this now and save yourself some face
‘Cuz come Monday? It’s Funday. Not for you but for me
Cuz I’m rollin’ out with that sweet, sweet victory.
King of the Ring, man this ain’t for the weak.
Ain’t for someone with a body shaped like a twinkie.
What, you didn’t hear me? What? You don’t believe me?
Don’t worry Miz, you don’t have to...
Just know by the time this over, you’ll wanna be me.
I wear a big ass belt,
I look incredible
I’m jacked to the max
Got my moves stacked
Haymaker, jawbreaker, bury you alive like the Undertaker
What’s it gonna be, how you wanna get beat?
With a suplex? Ric Flair chop to the chest?
Give it a rest bro, all this mad talk from ya got me hella heated
A hit in the face is all you’d need to get defeated
I’m in this big ass coat, made me hella broke
That’s ok though, I got a place to sleep
Hey Miz, make sure you stay hella woke
Cuz I’m about to beat you on live tv. Again. For the second time man. Like a BONAFIDE STUD. A CERTIFIED G. BADA BOOM. REALEST GUY IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN’!
I’m so pumped about making ya mind pop
When I drop you from the top to your head with a tornado DDT
They’ll be like “Damn... Look at that Certified G!”
Rollin’ up hella deep, wanna be crowned the king
Decked out in all red make them ladies turn their heads
But Miz over there drowning his hair in that AXE gel
Probably should wash it so it won’t smell
He prolly rinses himself with some fruity shower gel
One look from that mug and chicks go, 'bro what the hell?!'
Look Miz, you think you can beat me? I got you once so don’t try and front.
Caught you with that 1-2-3
Because you’re plain S-A-W-F-T
SAWFT!
What you know about wearin’ a crown on your head?
Bro, I already got the spikes in my hair
Like lady liberty, you ain’t gonna see me
From up close or from down far
When I knock that gap tooth loose with a mean big boot
Set your mind straight, let you know it ain’t too late
To back out of this now and save yourself some face
‘Cuz come Monday? It’s Funday. Not for you but for me
Cuz I’m rollin’ out with that sweet, sweet victory.
King of the Ring, man this ain’t for the weak.
Ain’t for someone with a body shaped like a twinkie.
What, you didn’t hear me? What? You don’t believe me?
Don’t worry Miz, you don’t have to...
Just know by the time this over, you’ll wanna be me.
I wear a big ass belt,
I look incredible
I’m jacked to the max
Got my moves stacked
Haymaker, jawbreaker, bury you alive like the Undertaker
What’s it gonna be, how you wanna get beat?
With a suplex? Ric Flair chop to the chest?
Give it a rest bro, all this mad talk from ya got me hella heated
A hit in the face is all you’d need to get defeated
I’m in this big ass coat, made me hella broke
That’s ok though, I got a place to sleep
Hey Miz, make sure you stay hella woke
Cuz I’m about to beat you on live tv. Again. For the second time man. Like a BONAFIDE STUD. A CERTIFIED G. BADA BOOM. REALEST GUY IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN’!
Now... I know none of that really rhymed, so just call it a bridge, cross that shit and go home.
I’m done.
A few people were staring at Enzo, who was talking to himself. Pretty loudly. And for someone in a big fur coat and Red Jordans with outlandish hair, how could that be a surprise?
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OOC: This isn't much but I wanted to write SOMETHING, hope you all enjoy it.
