OOC - Ok so I thought I'd take the Queen of the Ring thing on face value. So every answer Bayley gives has a Queen line in it. Which seemed like it would be fun at the time, but took me blooming ages in the end! haha! Anyways good luck as always everyone with their matches this week!
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Joel Power: That’s right you are listening to show number 238 of The Greatest Hits and I’m pleased to announce my guest joining me on the telephone today is none other than EBWF superstar, the hug-tastic diva herself and surely future Queen of the Ring BAYLEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!
Bayley: Hey Joel! Thanks so much for having me on here. I’m a long time listener, loads of us are in the EBWF are! So there was no chance I was turning down this chance. I have to keep pinching myself to make sure I’m not dreaming, is this real life, is this just fantasy getting a chance to be a guest on here?
Joel Power: No way Jose, I can’t believe you all really listen to me! I’m so stoked to have you on here! You sitting comfortably and ready for a Power grilling?
Bayley: Haha, well I’m not 100% sure what a Power grilling is exactly, but I’m ready, yes, I’m ready for you.
Joel Power: Queen of the Ring just around the corner and you’ve got a match against the Legit Boss Sasha Banks, what is she like?
Bayley: Well you see her every week, and there aren’t many better than her, but honestly she’s as playful as a pussy cat really!
Joel Power: Haha, somehow I don’t believe that!
Bayley: Ok I might have been stretching the truth a little bit, but I never knew what to expect when I first joined EBWF. I never knew no good from bad, but after a while you get a feeling for what people are like! I’ll leave it up to you to judge whether Sasha is a good one or a bad one!
Joel Power: Well I’d probably say closer to bad than good.
Bayley: Well you say black I say white, you say bark I say bite. We all have different opinions on these things!
Joel Power: How will you be preparing for what is clearly the biggest match in EBWF and probably of your career?
Bayley: Same way I always do, listen to this podcast! Well not this one as I hate the sound of my own voice, ergh, but I always use your show to calm my nerves before going out there. You’re my sunshine and I want you to know that my feelings are true, I really love you and the show!
Joel Power: Haha, you’re far too nice Bayley! I’ll have start getting you to write my PR stuff for me! But this Queen of the ring run has been the icing on the cake since you joined the EBWF, it’s been an upward curve hasn’t it for you?
Bayley: You’re totally right Joel, I feel like I’m a rocket ship on my way to Mars or something. It’s just a never ending awesome journey that keeps going up and up!
Joel Power: You seemed to have been a lot happier since Blue Pants also joined the EBWF, how long have you known each other?
Bayley: Oh years and years, we’re just seemed to click you know. It started off so well, they said we made a perfect pair. We just always seem to gravitate to each other. It’s like the Universe is always pulling us together!
Joel Power: Why do you two get on so well?
Bayley: She knows how to rock n’ roll, she drives me crazy! But in the best possible way!
Joel Power: She does seem like a bit of a loose cannon, and a bit off the charts, not like you at all!
Bayley: Well they say I got a lot of water in my brain, I got no common sense. So I guess that’s why we get on so well. We’re both unique in our own ways!
Joel Power: We keep hearing about this Cool School stuff from you two, what’s that all about?
Bayley: You’ll be hearing a lot more of that from the pair of us. Just how we generally goof around. We just do silly stuff and the people all stared didn’t understand, but it’ll make sense soon! I promise!
Joel Power: Moving things on a little and it must be said you’re certainly easy on the eye! Is there anyone in your life right now how gets special Bayley hugs if you know what I mean!?
Bayley: JOEL!! I don’t have any where near enough time for that sort of thing. But you know I’ve only got eyes for you! I can serenade and gently play play on your heartstrings, be your Valentino just for you!
Joel Power: Ooooooh you tease! I can’t stop thinking about your up and coming match at Warfare with Sasha Banks. It’s just such a hard one to pick. My head tells me Sasha with all her experience in the EBWF, but my heart says you!
Bayley: Oh Joel, rest your weary head and let your heart decide.
Joel Power: I think whatever happens it’s going to be one great match.
Bayley: Well every time I go out there I try to entertain. I want to make sure every man, every woman, every child goes home having seen a great match and I’m sure Sasha and I can do that!
Joel Power: Sasha brings a lot of high intensity offense to her matches, how do you plan on countering that?
Bayley: To be honest Joel, I don’t really know! I mean I never plan my matches that much, I just go out and do my thing. I'll defy the laws of nature and come out alive, hopefully haha!
Joel Power: It’s been lovely having you on, do you have any final words for Sasha ahead of your match?
Bayley: You know what Sasha you go into this match as one of the favourites to win the Queen of the Ring and you walk around like you own the place. Somebody better put you back into your place, and that somebody is going to be more. Because there is nothing more I want in this world right now than making it to the Queen of the Ring final!
Joel Power: Well I won’t lie, it’s the fairytale story we all want to see come true.
Bayley: Awww thanks, I've had my share of sand kicked in my face, but I've come through. And I truly believe this is my time to shine! Thanks for having me on Joel and keep up the great work!
Joel Power: I hope that’s the case! I’m sure whatever happens we’ll enjoy what you do! And don’t forget to join me on my next show when my guest will be The Suicidal, Homicidal, Genocidal, Death–Defying Man, Sabu!