*ring ring ring* Yep, it's Cory phoning it in because he sucks. Good luck to DJ and Raza!

Randy Orton: Three things are going to happen tonight. The Miz is going to make a topical joke about me or one of his potential opponents that's going to sail high over his friend A-Ry's head. Sami Zayn is going to try to sound like a good guy, but he's actually going to come off like a dick. Finally, my partner in crime Edge is going to go back to his hotel room with more women than he checked in with. All three of those things are indisputable facts. Another indisputable fact is that I'm going to beat the Miz, and then send Sami Zayn or Edge back to the Path to Glory.