Coolest Guys in Any Room

[D.J]

OOC: Here is my RP for Warfare- hope you enjoy it!

Well that was a short lived experience for The Miz and Alex Riley in the tag team invitational tournament. An elimination of the pair by Seth Rollins and Jimmy Havoc left The Miz out of another title picture. He would have very limited chance to rest as on Warfare he would be going head to head with an up and coming star in Enzo Amore. Enzo was someone whom The Miz had defeated on a pair of occasions most recently in the King of the Ring tournament. He would likely be in a foul mood after dropping the last match as a result of his faithful sidekick being pinned to the mat for the three count. One could only imagine the things he'd have to say.

The scene opened up in a recording studio of sorts. There was a lot of sound equipment set up and a booth where the music was actually laid down and put onto a track. Initially nobody inhabited the scene but after several beats. Alex Riley appeared on screen. He wore a blue with yellow letters FUBU 05 jersey, that many would be unclear still existed. He also wore baggy gray sweatpants and yellow goggles a La Seth Greens character in Can't Hardly Wait. He began to speak.

Alex Riley: Yo what up! Bada BOOM! Coolest Guy in the sky- you already know it's A-RI, and I'm in the sky because I'm too fly to be around normal guys. HA HA! YA!

The Miz entered the scene. He was dressed normally. He wore his "If you're reading this- I'm better than you" shirt, it was black with blue letters. He also wore dark gray slacks and Nike Roshes. He looked at A-Ri unimpressed.

The Miz: What the hell are you doing?

Alex Riley: You already know- yo- bro- flow- SO why ya askin!? Bada BOOM!

The Miz smirked

The Miz: Alex- have you finally lost your mind, officially? Like I know you are always misplacing it, but is it gone now.. like for good?

Alex Riley: Lose my mind, is not somethin I can get behind... ummm... you must be blind.. YO BA ZING BADA BING!

The Miz looked at Alex blankly.

The Miz: This is the weirdest attempt to get back on my good side that I've seen from you. I mean last week you blatantly cost us a chance to win the tag team titles.. and now this week you come out and you're all Italian B Rabbit. This would make no sense... unless... I was facing Enzo Amore... AGAIN. Alex...

Alex Riley: Yes Miz?

The Miz: Am I facing Enzo Amore again?

Alex Riley: YOU KNOW IT! CERTIFIED G.. or H.. or I J K L M N O P! TEE HEE!

The Miz: Well in that case.

The Miz held his arms up in the air. In a quick montage of people coming in with new clothing, Miz had had a quick "makeover" done in what seemed like a few quick seconds. He now was donning a fur coat, several rings and looked as though he was a dead ringer for Amore.

The Miz: YO YO! Miz comin atcha..

most AWESOME guy in the room.. in this room.. obvi.. and any room..
because if you think you more awesome than me..
you STUPIDER than someone wit no space suit on JUPITER! BA BOOM!

Alex RIley: So you's all out there must be wonderin.. why we here in this recording studio today.

The Miz: The reason is simple even if you young and have mad pimples! Today we are in this recording studio to show Enzo A BORE.. that I'm better than him at absolutely everything! Among EVERYTHING we will soon add dropping raps to the list. I actually respect him for not coming out and making idle threats, because that would have made him look even dumber than he already does. So just dropping a Macklemore remix, was probably the smartest thing he could have ever done to maintain the zero credibility he has with anyone. I mean we've been through this we've read this book- today I'm going to rap as well- because me making idle threats to this jamoak is completely unnecessary- We have to do something different to entertain ourselves. I mean.

Serious question
how many times can I smack this bitch around like I was doin a Ray Rice impression?

Alex Riley: OHHHH!

The Miz: Crazy to me that this guy can even come up with so many things that rhyme. The way he acts I feel like he can't have more than like five brain cells in his greasy head, and if he did, you would think that I would have beaten them out of it, the last time I pounded this jackwaggon into oblivion in the King of the Ring tournament. I mean who does this dude think he is? Does he really think that coming out here, acting cool, and drowning the crowd in CATCH PHRASES is really going to work.. because.. REALLY? REALLY? He's going to need more than that to beat the most MUST SEE superstar- the greatest of the great- the cream of the crop- your favorite wrestler's favorite wrestler- The Miz- who happens to be AWESOME.

Alex Riley: Beatin him at his own catch phrase game.. compared to yours his are real lame! CERTIFIED A-RI!

The Miz gave Alex a quick look that indicated he thought he was a tool- but quickly continued.

The Miz: Of course they're lame. Everything about this guy is a cry for help. It's a LOOK at ME! The people buy it too.. This is what is wrong with our country, anything people are told is cool instantly is looked at as in fact being cool. Enzo Amore couldn't be more a loser- he couldn't be less cool- and who is going to suffer because that's what he's being passed off as? EVERYONE ELSE. You're going to have kids growing up screaming at each other about who's hard and who's soft.

Alex Riley: AND like Lard.. they will never be HARD. .... CERTIFIED A-RI!

The Miz: Interestingly enough, you're right. You see just because you act tough Enzo, just because you act like you're cool, and like you matter even a little bit in our business doesn't make it any more true. Just because our fans sing along with your stupid lines and nursery rhymes doesn't mean they are any less irrelevant. People once cheered and sang along with 98 Degrees and now they're nowhere to be found except on reality TV.

Alex Riley: Which is fine.. reality TV is pretty cool.

The Miz gave a knowing smile.

The Miz: Well you're damn right it is.. I just mean they aren't singing anymore except on like reunion tours with Dream and Ryan Cabrera.

Alex Riley: Out of the public eyes for a band made of guys! BADA BOOM.. CERTIFIED A-RI!

The Miz smirked

The Miz: Out of the public eyes, is what is going to happen to you too Enzo. You'll have your little year of being a hit.. but just like every other short lived star in this business you will fade out. You see only the best of the best can make it with longevity. Only the best of the best can sustain success, and to be honest you haven't even been a flash in the pan.. you have been like the crumbs at the pan that get scraped off into the garbage. So consider this Monday night on Warfare just another scraping from the man WHO TRULY is the COOLEST GUY IN THE ROOM.. yours truly. Now it's time to drop some knowledge in the booth.

The Miz went into the recording studio and put on the head phones. A very generic instrumental came on.

The Miz:

Here comes words that should be taken as gospel like you seein the pope.
Abuse stronger than the girls at 3 AM that you "creep" and you grope.
Beat me- is something you won't see there's no hope.
You have a better chance seeing Enzo showering and singin wit soap.
Another match- another beating- like EBWF gave you the fun pass
You get louder and more random- but it's not cool- you just sound like a dumbass.
your dumb raps, last time got you nothin, no matter how loud you yelled
Just a performance in the ring that matched how bad you smelled.
I'm the Miz better than Hart- "the best there is."
A safe bet to win this one- so get your investment in.
So talented that a one on one match really's no fight fair.
Enzo over Miz like saying anywhere in Jersey's better than Times Square.
I might care- that you suffering- and that your career will go astray
but you're a certified G- which I assume is G- for GO AWAY.
Which is exactly what you will do- cuse I COME TO PLAY
and unlike you I've already shown, that I'm more than here to stay.
I look better, I rap better, I fight better, I've blossomed
and I'ma beat your ass cuse I'm the Miz... and I'm AWESOME!

The Miz took the head phones off, and gave Enzo a finger point and a wink as the scene faded to black.