Invasion!

[Chloe]

~The camera joined A.J. Lee and Kaitlyn in the apartment that they shared together. It was mid-afternoon but both of them looked as though they were just waking up. They had both probably stayed up the entire night playing video games and watching anime. Well, probably just A.J. Kaitlyn probably tried to stay up and form strategy for their upcoming PPV match but ended up slacking and passing out. A.J. sat on the center of their couch with a PS3 controller in her hand and her tongue poking from the corner of her mouth in concentration. Her pajama's consisted of a white Hello Kitty shirt where the famous feline was sport a pair of nerdy glasses and a pair of girl-cut Sailor Moon boxer's. Kaitlyn slumped down onto the couch next to her and yawned. She was wearing a white tank-top with loose fitting black and white checkered PJ pants.~

Kaitlyn: So my strategy for our match....

A.J. Lee: Yeah?

Kaitlyn: We should try to pin one of our opponents.

A.J. Lee: Is that all you came up with?

Kaitlyn: You weren't exactly helpful, ya know.

A.J. Lee: I had to finish FLCL.

Kaitlyn: There's like six episodes of it and you watched them like fifteen times. Prior to last night, I should add. You've probably seen all of the episodes a combined five thousand times in during your life.

A.J. Lee: ...I...had...to...finish...L.A. Noire. 1940's L.A. was a corrupt place, Kaitlyn.

~Kaitlyn sighed and threw her head back. This was usually how things went down. She tried to strategize when they had a match and A.J. just ended up playing video games. But, hey, they had been pretty successful so far so why mess with a good thing. Kaitlyn placed a laptop on a table and began to make a few keystrokes.~

Kaitlyn: Maybe Maria came up with something...

~After pulling up Maria's latest video, the two huddled up closely to watch it. When it was over they both smiled nervously to one another.~

Kaitlyn: Well...that...was really sweet but...

A.J. Lee: Midgets are so scary.

Kaitlyn: I KNOW.

~They both shuddered.~

Kaitlyn: I don't why you're so afraid of them. You practically are one.

A.J. Lee: TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW, KAITLYN. YOUR MOM IS A MIDGET.

Kaitlyn: You're short.

A.J. Lee: YOU HAVE TWO MIDGETS HIDING IN YOUR SHIRT!

~Kaitlyn looked alarmed for a moment and quickly looked down at her shirt as if she a thing was possible. But she realized A.J. was just talking about her boobs.~

Kaitlyn: Funny.

A.J. Lee: Diamonds on my neck! I'll this ice, I'm COLD!

Kaitlyn: You are the least ghetto person on the planet.

A.J. Lee: Have you seen my butt?

Kaitlyn: I know of it but I don't really go out of my way to stare.

A.J. Lee: I've got a ghetto bootay.

~Kaitlyn buried her fingers between the corners of her eyes.~

Kaitlyn: We are getting ridiculously off-topic...

A.J. Lee: TRENT WAS WEARING A SHIRT WITH A PIECE OF TOAST ON IT THE OTHER DAY! IT WAS SO CUTE!

~Kaitlyn snapped her fingers in front of A.J.'s face.~

Kaitlyn: Focus. What do we know about our opponents?

A.J. Lee: Maryse and Daffney are like...evil, vulgar versions of us. Bizarro.

Kaitlyn: And you'll have to wrestle Maryse for your title soon...

A.J. Lee: Oh, hey! I've defended successfully against her before! I can beat her again. Being kicked in the face is her weakness.

Kaitlyn: Yeah, that's like everybody's weakness, A.J. Oh! I beat Layla during the King Of The Ring! Sweet. We've already beaten two of them before.

~A.J. threw her tiny fist into the sky~

A.J. Lee: A WINNER IS US!

Kaitlyn: We haven't won yet. Still gotta add Daffney and Maria into this equation.

~Both ChickBusters scratched their heads in thought~

Kaitlyn: Can Maria handle Daffney?

A.J. Lee: She has an army of midgets! That would scare even Daffney!

~Both Diva's shuddered again~

Kaitlyn: So scary.

A.J. Lee: Scariest thing ever.

Kaitlyn: We can win. Maria's sorta cool so that's good for us. Maryse and Daffney probably won't get along with Layla.

~A.J.'s eyes turned huge like a deer in the headlights.~

Kaitlyn: What is it?

A.J. Lee: Maria has an army of midget dopplegangers. Layla does that weird voice over thing. What if Maria turns on us and they combine?! What if they combine into a MIDGET ARMY OF SKANKY GOTHS WITH VOICE OVERS?! FRENCH VOICE OVERS?!

~Kaitlyn sunk back into the cushion of the couch and squeaked.~

Kaitlyn: That is the scariest thing I've ever heard of.

A.J. Lee: I'm not feeling this match at all. Can we just stay home? Tell the office they win via FEAR?

Kaitlyn: No. We can't do that. We're The Chick Busters. We bust chicks. And you're the Women's Champion. We have to hold ourselves with pride.

A.J. Lee: I guess you're right...

~Both girl's looked worried about the potential threat of their opponents and partner forming into one army of destruction.~

A.J. Lee: We have to win to prevent that nightmarish scenario from happening.

Kaitlyn: I one hundred percent agree with you.

A.J. Lee: Take no prisoners.

Kaitlyn: No prisoners.

~The two fist bumped one another.~

A.J. Lee: K-Kaitlyn?

Kaitlyn: Yeah?

A.J. Lee: I paused the Maria video right when that army of midgets was on the screen...

~Kaitlyn peeked over and then shrieked while throwing a blanket tightly over her head.~

Kaitlyn: TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!

~A.J. snatched the laptop from the table and chucked it straight out of their second story window. After hearing the crash, Kaitlyn lowered her blanket.~

Kaitlyn: I SAID TURN IF OFF! NOT THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!

A.J. Lee: IT WAS THE ONLY WAY!

Kaitlyn: NO IT WASN'T!

~A knock came to the door and they both suddenly froze. A.J. perked up and went skipping over to it.~

A.J. Lee: Oh. Pizza's here.

~When she opened the door she found that the delivery boy was, in fact, a midget. After a blood curdling screamed she slammed it shut and began to look it tightly.~

Kaitlyn: BARRICADES! WE NEED BARRICADES!

~The scene ended with the two scrambling to find anything to keep them safe from the threat outside of their home.~