Han Solo

[Ben M]

Sacrifice was less than an hour away, and the Sprint Center in Kansas, Missouri was filling up quickly. The Sacrifice pre-show was already underway, and one of the EBWF's newest female superstars, Charlotte, had just won a dark match against Kay Lee Ray, a Scottish professional wrestler that EBWF were considering offering a developmental deal to. After Charlotte had made her way backstage, "Party Up" by DMX hit and the crowd cheered as Big Cass stepped out onto the stage. As he made his way down the ramp, Big Cass started looking around the arena, as if he was looking for someone. He walked around the ring and grabbed a microphone from ringside, then entered the ring and signalled for his music to be cut. When his music was cut, Big Cass looked around the arena once more, then began to speak.

Big Cass: Kansas City, I've got a question for you...

The crowd chanted "How you doin", but Big Cass shook his head.

Big Cass: Has anyone seen Enzo? I can't find him anywhere. I've been looking for him all over, and there's no sign of him. I know he's not much to look at, but he is my partner. You get used to the guy, you know?

Cass shrugged.

Big Cass: Last time Enzo and I were in this ring together, something unspeakable happened. It's not the fact that we lost that's unspeakable – I don't like it, but I can take a loss. It's who we lost to that eats at me... in our very first tag match here in EBWF, Enzo and I lost to a guy that's old enough to be both of our fathers, and a freakin' clown! I didn't like clowns before, and I sure as hell don't like them now. But tonight is a rematch of sorts. A chance for yours truly to make amends. Tonight, I go one on one with the Hardcore Legend himself, Cactus Jack. And mark my words, this time there won't be any funny business. Capiche?

Big Cass paused for a moment, then continued speaking.

Big Cass: You know, people say that Enzo and I need each other, and that's why Enzo brought me to the EBWF. But I think that's pure baloney. Enzo Amore is the Intercontinental Champion, and he did that all by himself. As for me... well, look at me. I'm seven foot tall. I was raised in Queens. Before I became a professional wrestler, I was captain of my college basketball team. I don't mean to get Sydal-tracked and start listing things off my Wikipedia page, I'm just stating simple facts. And the simplest fact of them all is this - Big Cass doesn't need anybody. But Enzo and I, we have something special. Nothing weird, we're just friends. We don't clean each other's jock straps or anything like that! No, Enzo and I, we're like... Kenan and Kel. Like spaghetti and meatballs. Or for the geeks in the room, like Spock and Captain Kirk. We're great together, but we are just as good on our own. And tonight, I'm gonna prove it. I'll be out here Han Solo, and while I may not be a Jedi, I will make sure Cactus Jack feels the "force" of my fists!

The crowd cheered and Big Cass grinned in response.

Big Cass: Everyone makes a big deal about how crazy Cactus Jack is, but listen to the stuff I come up with... Cactus Jack ain't the only one around here that's a little cuckoo. And like a cuckoo clock, Cactus Jack's time is ticking. I'm sure he'll come out here and talk about how tough he is, tell everyone that he's going to beat me again and threaten to hurt me. But the truth is, Cactus, I'm already hurting. I'm hurting from losing to you two weeks ago. I feel... wounded. And I'm sure you know as well as I do that there's nothing more dangerous than a wounded animal. So tonight, in this very ring, I'm going to show you a side of Big Cass that you're not going to like very much. I'm going to show you that you don't need barbed wire or thumb tacks to make someone feel pain. I'm going to show everyone inside this arena that there's only... one word to describe you! And I'm going to spell it out for you!

S... A... W... F... T... SAWFT!

The crowd chanted "How You Doin!" in response, while Big Cass stared into the camera intensely. "Party Up" by DMX hit and Big Cass made his way backstage.

[Juan Ramirez]

Ben, this was extremely entertaining! I am a huge Benzo and Kass mark (Sorry Kamzo and Beass doesn't have such a good ring to it, so I had to switch it over).