The worst, most rushed RP I've ever done...

[Nick]

Kevin Nash: 1-2-3.

[[Nash raises his massive right hand to the focus of the camera.]]

Kevin Nash: This hand right here, this hand is going to count one, two, and then hit that magical three. We all know this is inevitable. What seems to be the question on everyone’s mind is...is it going to be fair and impartial.

[[Kevin smirks a dismissive grin.]]

Kevin Nash: Now, what kind of Big Sexy would I be if I wasn’t fair and impartial. Have I ever done anything to suggest that I am not 100% down the middle...I mean, assuming you don’t count, well, most of my career.

[[The big man’s grin becomes an all out laugh.]]

Kevin Nash: Look, you guys want the truth – here it is. I’m going to let you all in on a secret. This secret is one that I’ve kept with me my entire career; I don’t know. Period. I don’t know what I’m going to do before I go out there. I don’t know what I’m going to say when a mic is shoved in my face. I don’t know how I’ll react when you squeeze my ginormous arms into those itty bitty white and black stripes. I just plain don’t know. I’ve been accused of a lot of things in my day, humorously it seems like folks think of me as this mastermind with plots and schemes. I’m a creature of impulse. I follow my id.

[[Kevin Nash tilts his head as if he’s suddenly realized something.]]

Kevin Nash: You know what? Maybe I should try this plotting thing. Maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad thing if I had some concept of how I wanted to play this bad boy out. I mean here I am, I’ve got the future of the EBWF resting in – This. Right. Hand.

[[Kevin Nash suddenly stares intensely at his own hand. Like he’s captivated by it’s power.]]

Kevin Nash: With this hand right here, hell I could prove everything I’ve said is true. The Tweets, the promos, the shoot interview, I’ve got the chance to seal it. To end the questions. I’ve said it from the beginning and now, here it is, the moment of truth.

[[Big Kev drops his focus on his own hand and bores a hole right into the center of the camera. His eyes narrow – as though he’s trying to speak directly to one single individual and not the millions watching this.]]

Kevin Nash: This is it. I can’t believe it’s taken this long, but the time is finally here. The EBWF World Heavyweight Championship is the symbol that leads this organization. EBWF has been a roller coaster promotion, ups and downs, twists and turns, half realized destinies and directionless heading. But you put the right man as the symbol, and everything else falls into place. This is the beginning of what should have been. And you are the one who’s got to do it. The brass ring is right there – grab it – and I’ll do my part. That’s my promise, to you.

[[Kevin Nash looks up, soaking in the anticipation and excitement in the atmosphere.]]

Kevin Nash: I feel like making a legend tonight...

[[And with that, he walks off, leaving the audience confused as to just who he was referring to.]]