.:: The scene opened showing Carlito’s back turned to the camera. He was watching something on a television, but his afro was blocking the view. The camera man moved a bit for a different camera angle so you could see what had Carlito’s attention. ::.

Carlito: Now that isn’t cool, that is atrocious!

.:: It was shown that Carlito was watching the segment from earlier on Warfare involving Sheamus. He continued to watch as Sheamus walked in to his locker room and slammed the door. Carlito turned the television off and turned to the camera. ::.

Carlito: NOT COOL! How is it that the ugly red headed step child gets his OWN locker room before he even wrestles a match? I have been a champion for this company and I still get stuck in this community locker room. It stinks! [ Carlito paused ] No, I mean literally, these dudes in here smell terrible! You would think the least they could do is put on some cologne or something. And don’t even get me started on how it smells after they wrestle! [ Carlito dry heaves a couple of times ] That was close!

.:: At that time, Matt Striker walked in with microphone in hand. ::.

Matt Striker: Carlito, did you see what your opponent tonight, Sheamus, said about you earlier tonight?

Carlito: Matt, weren’t you taught to knock on a door before you just barge in like a big jerk?

Matt Striker: With all due respect, Carlito, this is the community locker room and I don’t need to knock before I enter.

Carlito: Oh, yeah, I see what you are saying. [ Carlito paused and glared at Striker ] You don’t get your interview until you knock!

.:: Striker looked at Carlito for a couple of seconds until he realized that Carlito was being serious. He turned and walked out of the room and closed the door behind him. The camera stayed in the room with Carlito, who quickly walked to his bag and pulled out an apple he had stashed in it before he went to the locker room. Striker knocked on the door a couple of times and Carlito stood in silence with a smile on his face. Striker waited a couple more moments before he knocked again, this time louder and angrier. ::.

Carlito: Who is it? [ Carlito laughed to himself ] Come in Striker!

.:: Striker opened the door and walked in with an annoyed look on his face. As he approached Carlito, Carlito raised a hand in the gesture for him to stop. ::.

Carlito: I bet you are going to ask me if I saw what Sheamus, my opponent tonight, said about me earlier, aren’t’ you?

Matt Striker: Ye..

Carlito: Well, I did happen to see what Sheamus said about me earlier Striker. And my reaction to what he said is simple. [ Carlito paused ] Huh? Striker, I didn’t understand half of the things Sheamus said to you during your interview. I am not even talking about the times he spoke freaky deaky Dutch or whatever, I didn’t understand most of what he said in English. But I will recap the things I think I did understand correctly. First, he is going to kick my “teeth’s” down my throat so I will not be able to chew on apples anymore. Sheamus, I won’t allow that to happen. To you, me chewing on an apple is a gimmick, it’s something I do for fun and to annoy people. However, chewing on apples in actually about forty percent of my life. And I know what you are thinking fella, “What kind of life is filled with forty percent of chewing on apples?” Well that answer is easy… [ Carlito paused for a long moment ] The more important question is what kind of life would I live if I had no teeth and couldn’t chew on apples? That would be an extremely cruel, unfair life! No, I can’t allow you to connect with a brogue kick. That wouldn’t be cool!

Matt Striker: Carlito, how do you feel about Sheamus calling nothing but a punk?

Carlito: My favorite holiday is probably the Fourth of July. Independence Day, Striker. What is the tradition here on that holiday? We shoot off fireworks of course! One thing I have always used to light those fireworks is a punk. So you take that as an insult, but I hear a compliment. Yeah Striker, I am a punk. I am going to use my match tonight with Sheamus to ignite my return to EBWF! I am going to explode on the scene again, and dominate this red headed loser. [ Carlito paused ] You know what though? Sheamus did get a couple of things right earlier. Sheamus, you do have a lot to prove tonight. These fans are some of the most intense and passionate fans in wrestling. They will know if you are giving it a hundred percent or if you are just mailing it in for the money or glory. [ Carlito paused ] You were also right about me not being able to push you around. I better not be able to. You are much bigger than me Sheamus. However, I will use my wrestling skills, something you lack, to beat you in my return. Watch you back Sheamus, because if you aren’t careful, you will feel the wrath of a backstabber!

Matt Striker: What did he get wrong?

Carlito: I don’t care what people say about you, Striker, you are cool! [ Carlito paused and smiled ] Sheamus, you were wrong on one thing. I will spit apple in your face. After I defeat you, and you are laying on the mat, a loser, I will chew an apple and spit it right in your ugly face! [ Carlito laughed ] Oh yeah, one more thing you were right about? After I defeat you, I won’t be making my way back to the Breakout Title. Because, see, you are the first step to bigger and better things my friend. You can play around with the Breakout title if you want, meanwhile, I will be up there playing with the big boys. [ Carlito paused and looked at the camera ] Now that, FELLA, that…is…COOOOOOOL!!

.:: The camera turned and started to walk out of the room. As the feed faded to black, you could hear Carlito complaining again to Striker about how unfair it was how Sheamus had a personal locker room. ::.