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Renee: "Thanks Corey, im standing backstage waiting for Mr. EBWF Rob Van Dam! here he is now!"
Rob appears to Renee's left and he has an unusual scowl on his face.
Renee: "Rob, tell us how you feel headed into your match tonight."
Rob looks unhappy as he takes the microphone of Renee.
RVD: "You wanna know how I feel? How about I got popped for weed, paid my fine and now I'm getting punished more by teaming up with that loser Sydal. I can make my jokes all I want about how his kush is awful but at the end of the day. I am the better talent out in that match. I am currently 2-0 after I returned and I'll be damned if I had to let an idiot like Sydal dampen what's been a relevantly good return so far. Enzo and Cass, I respect the hell out of both of you guys, you're real workers with a ton of potential but right now you need to take the loss because I'm here to carry Sydal to a win. Fucking stupid if you ask me Renee..."
Renee starts to look bewildered at RVD's new attitude.
Renee: "Urgh, Okay, Rob. Anything else to say?"
Rob starts to smile and takes the mic off Renee
RVD: "And you know im going to go out there, wow every person in the crowd and drop Enzo or Cass on the mat. Climb the turnbuckle and come off for that FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! You know why Remee?"
Renee: "Ive told you its 'Renee' before!"
RVD: "BECAUSE IM MR. MONDAY NIGHT, MR. FIVE STAR, THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW. ROB...VAN...DAM!"
Rob does his signature pose and smiles and Renee and walks away.
