OOC: Hello ppl, sorry for not coding. Sorry for shortness. Sorry not sorry.
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Renee Young: And now, joining me at this time is 2 time and current EBWF Women’s Champion, Sasha Banks.

Sasha Banks: That’s the BOSS to you.

Renee just nodded and chugged along. By now she was used to Sasha’s attitude.

Renee Young: So tonight you’ll be defending against Alexa Bliss, who you recently just won the title from.

Sasha Banks: So tonight, I retain this title. If anybody knows me and how I roll, it’s you Renee. Remember last time someone tried to snatch this gold from me? I snatched [i[them[/i]. And they chose to snatch themselves a new career. Her name was Brie Bella.

Renee Young: Yes, Brie Bella is her name. It’s still her name.

Sasha Banks: Tuh, if she ain’t dead then it is. They way she chose to kill her career by tryna take me out makes me think otherwise.

Renee Young: Umm, okay… How about we get back to the present.

Sasha Banks: Yes because once again boo boo’s, the BOSSES time is now. Let me just say it straight. Alexa Bliss is not someone who gets three strikes. I will catch her on an out and she’ll be sent right to the back with the rest of her trashy, Hudson river level of salty pack of sewer rats she calls the Moonlight Dollz. I know Alexa STAYS jealous. She is jealous and she will always be jealous, because let’s be real… The Mean Girls are it. There’s no other crew like us. There’s no other chick like Sasha Banks. Not another BOSS in this business that does it like I do. That’s why I stand where I am right now. In front of you… a champion.

Renee Young: In the past it seemed more like a numbers game with you and Bliss; the Mean Girls almost always had the unfair advantage over Bliss who has almost always been alone-- until now. How do you think that’ll factor into her performance tonight?

The Head BOSS In Charge rolled her eyes.

Sasha Banks: So math wasn’t your major… Tuh. Neither was English ‘cuz if you could read or see, you’d know that numbers don’t have anything to do with tonight. It’s Alexa and me. Just like last time. And Me plus Alexa equals me keepin’ this belt. And you can bet nothing extra will jack up my numbers.

Renee Young: So you don’t think the Moonlight Dollz will have any influence over the outcome of this match up?

Banks sighed.

Sasha Banks: Renee, what do beavers build?

Renee Young: ...What?

Sasha Banks: I know you heard me. So now you don’t know how to listen either? I said--

Renee Young: What do beavers build? A dam.

Sasha Banks: You right. And it’s also something I don’t give about Alexa Bliss or the Moonlight Dollz. I don’t give a beaver’s house if she thinks she has me figured out, because she don’t. I don’t care if she thinks she deserves this title, because I KNOW she will prove herself wrong all by herself. I don’t know what she thinks about me because tbh, what she thinks isn’t what’s the truth. If she knew the truth, she’d know before she even blew glitter out of her behind she don’t stand a chance. If she knew what’s good for her, she wouldn’t even bother trying. She wouldn’t show up. You can bet she’d see a real life unicorn before she EVER beats me for this championship. And then it can stab her in her eye and send all that bad karma her way for when she jacked mine up. Tuh. If Alexa Bliss were an animal she’d be a squirrel.

Renee remained silent, expecting Sasha to say something else. But she didn’t.

Renee Young: ...so that’s it?

Sasha Banks: Umm, well she’d be a guinea pig because I hate them and honestly I’d kick one if I saw one. Which is what I plan to do to her tonight anyway. And you can BANK ON THAT, BOO BOO.

Sasha did the signature Mean Girls cross-body snap to Renee, before she stepped off the set and the scene faded out.