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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 6:55 pm
The scene opens up with Corey Graves standing backstage with a microphone.
Corey Graves: Joining me at this time, The EBWF Tag Team Champions...The Broken!
The camera shifts to the right to reveal Jimmy Havoc and Baron Corbin both wearing there respective title belts.
Corey: Guys, you both have huge matches tonight. Baron you defend your Breakout Championship against Slyck Wagner Brown and well, Jimmy, you fight for the EBWF Championship. You will also feature in a tag team titles match against Highflying Havoc, what are your thoughts on the tag match?
Jimmy smiles and looks at Corbin, Corbin nods and snatches the mic out of Coreys hand and gives it to Jimmy.
Havoc: First off, its happening again Corey. Here we are carrying the PPV card once again, as per usual. 3 matches will feature The Broken and still people say we aint worth our salt. Secondly, Highflying Havoc? Do you really think we give 2 shits about them? The only reason were giving them an inch is because we have to be on the other side of the ring from them. The rule of the match is to make your opponents bleed before pinning or submitting them and well...making Matt Sydal bleed is a longtime dream of mine. So yeah, thats gonna happen, were gonna make Sydal bleed, were gonna make Mark Haskins bleed and who knows...maybe we'll make there little slut muffin Daizee Haze bleed too. We're not sexist, equal rights for all right? Can't be leaving her out because she's a woman now can we? Its plain and simple Corey, this is a walk in the park for us. This is a piece of piss, an easy breeze, we're playing baseball and theyre still in little league. Their name sucks, they suck and Daizee Haze definitely...sucks.
They shot that little promo of them in there shitty warehouse and they didnt even mention us? Their opponents? I hope theyre not planning any promo classes because, that shit was bad. Matt, I could teach a few things if you'd like? How about this, a freebie. Rule #1 Spend more time actually winning matches and off the god damn internet, researching every nuk and crannie you can find. Trust me, you'll go far after that. Or...maybe you wont because you're getting old buddy. You're like the kid in school who hangs around with the younger ones because they think he's cool. Sydal wasnt good in his generation or any generation, hes just a walking talking piece of shit."
Havoc dropped the mic on the floor and turned to walk away, he dropped back and signalled Corbin to come and he soon followed suit.
Corey Graves: Joining me at this time, The EBWF Tag Team Champions...The Broken!
The camera shifts to the right to reveal Jimmy Havoc and Baron Corbin both wearing there respective title belts.
Corey: Guys, you both have huge matches tonight. Baron you defend your Breakout Championship against Slyck Wagner Brown and well, Jimmy, you fight for the EBWF Championship. You will also feature in a tag team titles match against Highflying Havoc, what are your thoughts on the tag match?
Jimmy smiles and looks at Corbin, Corbin nods and snatches the mic out of Coreys hand and gives it to Jimmy.
Havoc: First off, its happening again Corey. Here we are carrying the PPV card once again, as per usual. 3 matches will feature The Broken and still people say we aint worth our salt. Secondly, Highflying Havoc? Do you really think we give 2 shits about them? The only reason were giving them an inch is because we have to be on the other side of the ring from them. The rule of the match is to make your opponents bleed before pinning or submitting them and well...making Matt Sydal bleed is a longtime dream of mine. So yeah, thats gonna happen, were gonna make Sydal bleed, were gonna make Mark Haskins bleed and who knows...maybe we'll make there little slut muffin Daizee Haze bleed too. We're not sexist, equal rights for all right? Can't be leaving her out because she's a woman now can we? Its plain and simple Corey, this is a walk in the park for us. This is a piece of piss, an easy breeze, we're playing baseball and theyre still in little league. Their name sucks, they suck and Daizee Haze definitely...sucks.
They shot that little promo of them in there shitty warehouse and they didnt even mention us? Their opponents? I hope theyre not planning any promo classes because, that shit was bad. Matt, I could teach a few things if you'd like? How about this, a freebie. Rule #1 Spend more time actually winning matches and off the god damn internet, researching every nuk and crannie you can find. Trust me, you'll go far after that. Or...maybe you wont because you're getting old buddy. You're like the kid in school who hangs around with the younger ones because they think he's cool. Sydal wasnt good in his generation or any generation, hes just a walking talking piece of shit."
Havoc dropped the mic on the floor and turned to walk away, he dropped back and signalled Corbin to come and he soon followed suit.