To Dwayne (Peep Show 02/08/2012)
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:49 pm
OOC: Thanks to Sarah for allowing Ashley to appear on the Peep Show!
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[A video package displaying Christian’s in ring moments along with “Christian” and “Peep Show” graphics that appeared occasionally until the cameras revealed Christian in front of the usual Peep Show scenario with two bar stools behind him, a he continuously smirks.]
Christian: Hello, my peeps and CLB’s from all around this great big globe, watching this via a computer screen, as always, I am your host, “The Instant Classic” Christian, here for the third edition of… The Peep Show! Before I get on with the show, I have to congratulate Evan Bourne on his performance at Sacrifice on Sunday… he was phenomenal, he put up a hell of a fight, but I don’t mean to be cocky when I say… The best man won… May we have a rematch, sometime!
[Christian clicks his tongue twice and points at the camera, before continuing.]
Christian: Alright… tonight, as you may have noticed, I have two bar stools behind me, that’s because tonight, on the peep show, I have none other than EBWF’s newest signing… once again, no it isn’t Phantasio, Ryan Clark… Ladies and gentlemen, Ashley Massaro!
[Christian signals to the right and Ashley appears.]
Christian: So Ashley, first of all, welcome to EBWF and the Peep Show, it’s great to have you here, and let me just throw a softball for the first question... How do you feel so far about your decision to join us?
Ashley: Hey Christian, well I feel great about it! I’m just so excited to be back here and entertain all the fans. I missed my punks a lot; it has been a long time!
Christian: Alright then... We all know that you left that other company due to family issues, are all those issues sorted out?
Ashley: Yup there all sorted. My daughter was sick and I missed spending time with her and I didn’t want to miss her growing up you know, I wanted to be there for all of those moments. But now she’s older I think it’s the right time to come back. I just can’t keep away from wrestling, I love it.
Christian: So what you’re saying is… you’re here to stay?
Ashley: Definitely. I’ve been training so hard for the last couple of months for my return. When I was with the other company I was kind of learning on the job so I wasn’t the best I could be. I want to do it properly this time and that’s why I came to the EBWF!
[Christian scratched his goatee, and then proceeded with a smile.]
Christian: This, peeps, is the face with someone with true wrestling passion, unlike Dwayne who has passion alright... for the MILLIONS and MILLIONS... of dollars on his little vault from his movies... But, anyways, where do you see yourself going in EBWF, Ashley?
Ashley: I see myself going to the top Christian. I’m going to take the shiny belt from either Layla or AJ Lee. I’m all for fun and games. But this punk is going to be serious too!
Christian: Well said, and there you have it peeps, all about Ashley's future in EBWF, right here on the peep show. Thanks for coming, Ashley!
Ashley: Awesome! Thanks for having me, Christian.
[As they said this, Christian shook Ashley’s hand and brought her in for a quick hug before sending her away.]
Christian: Alright, best of luck in your career, Ashley…
[The camera does a close up on Christian.]
Christian: Okay, peeps, that about wraps things up for us here in the peep show, I only have one more video to show you guys, before I go, BUT BEFORE that… Remember to put a like on this video, a favorite, a comment and subscribe to my channel; Go back and watch last week’s edition of “The Peep Show”; Follow at Christian4Peeps on Twitter… and remember: My heart beats for my peeps!
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[The scene fades into an EBWF house show in an unspecified arena for an exclusive in the EBWF official website with a sold-out arena, as “Electrifying” by Jim Johnston plays over the speakers and the crowd pops, however instead of The Rock coming out from the back; Christian did, causing the crowd to blurt out a mixture of cheers and boos with a look of disappointment on his face. He’s wearing his wrestling gear, along with a “Kill the Switch” t-shirt. He goes out to the ring as he asks for a microphone, and gets one. He signals for the music to cut and it does.]
Christian: Now… I DO apologize for trolling all of you, but… I have to ask… WHY? Why do you keep cheering for Rocky, when Rocky clearly doesn’t give a damn about all of you? I have tried time and time again to figure it out but I can’t quite put my finger on it… Is it because he’s the most electrifying man in sports entertainment? Is It because he’s the jabroni beating, pie-eating, can star in a movie, catch a pass, still have the ability to layeth the smacketh down on my candy ass?!
[The crowd pops loudly at the impression.]
Christian: Or… is it because you fall for his shtick every single damn time he says The Rock has come back to whatever freaking place he is in? You people cheer for a man who doesn’t even have the decency to stay in this business, he just sells-out the first chance he gets! Meanwhile, I’ve busted my ass for 18 years in this ring trying to make it to the top of this industry, and I still don’t get nearly the same recognition he does! The thing is… While he leaves to make movies whenever he damn well pleases, I keep getting my ass back in the ring to prove my value; I have done so and will continue to do so, to continue my winning streak here in the EBWF!
[Christian strokes his chin and continues.]
Christian: So if you all want to cheer for an actor who will get in and out of wrestling whenever he wants because he damn well can, go right ahead, you can take your “Brahma Bull” T-Shirt, and fold it up real nice, and store it in your dresser, because he isn’t going to have the guts to show his face after what I said. But for those of you who actually want to cheer for an actual wrestle and wear one of his actual shirts… ALL my merchandise is available for all the fans to purchase! We’ll see you Monday, Dwayne.
[The fans popped for what could almost be considered a shoot promo as Christian dropped the microphone and headed to the back to the sound of his own theme as the cameras faded to black ending this scene and the entire segment.]
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[A video package displaying Christian’s in ring moments along with “Christian” and “Peep Show” graphics that appeared occasionally until the cameras revealed Christian in front of the usual Peep Show scenario with two bar stools behind him, a he continuously smirks.]
Christian: Hello, my peeps and CLB’s from all around this great big globe, watching this via a computer screen, as always, I am your host, “The Instant Classic” Christian, here for the third edition of… The Peep Show! Before I get on with the show, I have to congratulate Evan Bourne on his performance at Sacrifice on Sunday… he was phenomenal, he put up a hell of a fight, but I don’t mean to be cocky when I say… The best man won… May we have a rematch, sometime!
[Christian clicks his tongue twice and points at the camera, before continuing.]
Christian: Alright… tonight, as you may have noticed, I have two bar stools behind me, that’s because tonight, on the peep show, I have none other than EBWF’s newest signing… once again, no it isn’t Phantasio, Ryan Clark… Ladies and gentlemen, Ashley Massaro!
[Christian signals to the right and Ashley appears.]
Christian: So Ashley, first of all, welcome to EBWF and the Peep Show, it’s great to have you here, and let me just throw a softball for the first question... How do you feel so far about your decision to join us?
Ashley: Hey Christian, well I feel great about it! I’m just so excited to be back here and entertain all the fans. I missed my punks a lot; it has been a long time!
Christian: Alright then... We all know that you left that other company due to family issues, are all those issues sorted out?
Ashley: Yup there all sorted. My daughter was sick and I missed spending time with her and I didn’t want to miss her growing up you know, I wanted to be there for all of those moments. But now she’s older I think it’s the right time to come back. I just can’t keep away from wrestling, I love it.
Christian: So what you’re saying is… you’re here to stay?
Ashley: Definitely. I’ve been training so hard for the last couple of months for my return. When I was with the other company I was kind of learning on the job so I wasn’t the best I could be. I want to do it properly this time and that’s why I came to the EBWF!
[Christian scratched his goatee, and then proceeded with a smile.]
Christian: This, peeps, is the face with someone with true wrestling passion, unlike Dwayne who has passion alright... for the MILLIONS and MILLIONS... of dollars on his little vault from his movies... But, anyways, where do you see yourself going in EBWF, Ashley?
Ashley: I see myself going to the top Christian. I’m going to take the shiny belt from either Layla or AJ Lee. I’m all for fun and games. But this punk is going to be serious too!
Christian: Well said, and there you have it peeps, all about Ashley's future in EBWF, right here on the peep show. Thanks for coming, Ashley!
Ashley: Awesome! Thanks for having me, Christian.
[As they said this, Christian shook Ashley’s hand and brought her in for a quick hug before sending her away.]
Christian: Alright, best of luck in your career, Ashley…
[The camera does a close up on Christian.]
Christian: Okay, peeps, that about wraps things up for us here in the peep show, I only have one more video to show you guys, before I go, BUT BEFORE that… Remember to put a like on this video, a favorite, a comment and subscribe to my channel; Go back and watch last week’s edition of “The Peep Show”; Follow at Christian4Peeps on Twitter… and remember: My heart beats for my peeps!
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[The scene fades into an EBWF house show in an unspecified arena for an exclusive in the EBWF official website with a sold-out arena, as “Electrifying” by Jim Johnston plays over the speakers and the crowd pops, however instead of The Rock coming out from the back; Christian did, causing the crowd to blurt out a mixture of cheers and boos with a look of disappointment on his face. He’s wearing his wrestling gear, along with a “Kill the Switch” t-shirt. He goes out to the ring as he asks for a microphone, and gets one. He signals for the music to cut and it does.]
Christian: Now… I DO apologize for trolling all of you, but… I have to ask… WHY? Why do you keep cheering for Rocky, when Rocky clearly doesn’t give a damn about all of you? I have tried time and time again to figure it out but I can’t quite put my finger on it… Is it because he’s the most electrifying man in sports entertainment? Is It because he’s the jabroni beating, pie-eating, can star in a movie, catch a pass, still have the ability to layeth the smacketh down on my candy ass?!
[The crowd pops loudly at the impression.]
Christian: Or… is it because you fall for his shtick every single damn time he says The Rock has come back to whatever freaking place he is in? You people cheer for a man who doesn’t even have the decency to stay in this business, he just sells-out the first chance he gets! Meanwhile, I’ve busted my ass for 18 years in this ring trying to make it to the top of this industry, and I still don’t get nearly the same recognition he does! The thing is… While he leaves to make movies whenever he damn well pleases, I keep getting my ass back in the ring to prove my value; I have done so and will continue to do so, to continue my winning streak here in the EBWF!
[Christian strokes his chin and continues.]
Christian: So if you all want to cheer for an actor who will get in and out of wrestling whenever he wants because he damn well can, go right ahead, you can take your “Brahma Bull” T-Shirt, and fold it up real nice, and store it in your dresser, because he isn’t going to have the guts to show his face after what I said. But for those of you who actually want to cheer for an actual wrestle and wear one of his actual shirts… ALL my merchandise is available for all the fans to purchase! We’ll see you Monday, Dwayne.
[The fans popped for what could almost be considered a shoot promo as Christian dropped the microphone and headed to the back to the sound of his own theme as the cameras faded to black ending this scene and the entire segment.]