Superb athlete... or super bathlete?
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 5:12 pm
OOC: Just posting for Juan as he's having trouble accessing the boards from his iPad :)
He could feel every single muscle fiber on his body relax completely. A sigh escaped his lips as the steam filled his face, making him feel completely at ease. There was nothing like getting inside a steaming hot tub after a day of working out. Turns out, keeping the reputation of being a Swiss Superman was not easy. The fact he hadn't wrestled in a couple of weeks made it just a tad harder. Ring rust was never a good thing to have, ring rust was his kryptonite. His train of thought was suddenly derailed by the sound of a female voice coming from the entry of the bathroom.
Renee Young: ... Oh my God!
EBWF's own Renee Young had walked into the bathroom, clad in a horizontally stripped white and blue blouse and dark blue pants, a microphone in her hand.
Cesaro: Please, just Cesaro. Is everything okay Renee?
Renee Young: well, I was supposed to interview you, but I feel like this is not the proper time to do so.
Cesaro: It's actually a perfect time to be interviewed Renee...
Renee's eyes widened. The very European Cesaro noticed the gesture and shook his head.
Cesaro: don't get me wrong, Renee! I meant... You caught me amidst of a moment of reflection. Just let me...
Water splashed around as Cesaro sat up on the tub, Renee covered her eyes while the man stood up, wrapping a white towel around his lower body and walking out of the tub.
Cesaro: All yours. I mean... go ahead.
Renee Young: Cesaro, last week your debut match against Kevin Owens didn't end up as the EBWF universe expected.
Cesaro: Last week, the EBWF universe was probably left wanting more from Cesaro... To be honest Renee, I still feel in debt with the fans and I am willing to make it up for them in my upcoming match. See, the count out rule is meant to protect us wrestlers from hazards outside of the ring, but... Kevin is a big boy, as am I. Rules are rules at the end if the day... Maybe next time Stone Cold Steve Austin could bend the rules a little so there are no count outs?
He shrugged before shooting a smile at the camera.
Renee Young: Well, you might have a shot at redemption tonight at Warfare, where you will be facing Matt Sydal.
Cesaro: Sydal is a superb athlete, I'd tell you that. He is fast, he is strong, his movements between the ropes seem from out of this world. But hey, that is just EBWF... The place where every single wrestler is topping their game night after night. Sydal os going to bring his mind and focus to this match... I am going to bring my whole arsenal of uppcercuts to this match... but there is a difference Renee. I am bringing my frustration to this match as well... the frustration of not getting my hand raised last week, the frustration of not being able to continue brawling with Kevin to see who was the better man. Now, I have a word of advice to all the EBWF road agents, officials and security staff: Stay out of my way, I won't be held responsible for my actions if you're caught by a tornado of uppercuts. To Matt Sydal I can only say, get ready... Because you've never met the Swiss Superman with a wounded pride, do you think you got what it takes to bring me down? See you in the ring to find out.
Cesaro smiled confidently at the camera, walking past Renee in just a towel as the scene faded to black.
He could feel every single muscle fiber on his body relax completely. A sigh escaped his lips as the steam filled his face, making him feel completely at ease. There was nothing like getting inside a steaming hot tub after a day of working out. Turns out, keeping the reputation of being a Swiss Superman was not easy. The fact he hadn't wrestled in a couple of weeks made it just a tad harder. Ring rust was never a good thing to have, ring rust was his kryptonite. His train of thought was suddenly derailed by the sound of a female voice coming from the entry of the bathroom.
Renee Young: ... Oh my God!
EBWF's own Renee Young had walked into the bathroom, clad in a horizontally stripped white and blue blouse and dark blue pants, a microphone in her hand.
Cesaro: Please, just Cesaro. Is everything okay Renee?
Renee Young: well, I was supposed to interview you, but I feel like this is not the proper time to do so.
Cesaro: It's actually a perfect time to be interviewed Renee...
Renee's eyes widened. The very European Cesaro noticed the gesture and shook his head.
Cesaro: don't get me wrong, Renee! I meant... You caught me amidst of a moment of reflection. Just let me...
Water splashed around as Cesaro sat up on the tub, Renee covered her eyes while the man stood up, wrapping a white towel around his lower body and walking out of the tub.
Cesaro: All yours. I mean... go ahead.
Renee Young: Cesaro, last week your debut match against Kevin Owens didn't end up as the EBWF universe expected.
Cesaro: Last week, the EBWF universe was probably left wanting more from Cesaro... To be honest Renee, I still feel in debt with the fans and I am willing to make it up for them in my upcoming match. See, the count out rule is meant to protect us wrestlers from hazards outside of the ring, but... Kevin is a big boy, as am I. Rules are rules at the end if the day... Maybe next time Stone Cold Steve Austin could bend the rules a little so there are no count outs?
He shrugged before shooting a smile at the camera.
Renee Young: Well, you might have a shot at redemption tonight at Warfare, where you will be facing Matt Sydal.
Cesaro: Sydal is a superb athlete, I'd tell you that. He is fast, he is strong, his movements between the ropes seem from out of this world. But hey, that is just EBWF... The place where every single wrestler is topping their game night after night. Sydal os going to bring his mind and focus to this match... I am going to bring my whole arsenal of uppcercuts to this match... but there is a difference Renee. I am bringing my frustration to this match as well... the frustration of not getting my hand raised last week, the frustration of not being able to continue brawling with Kevin to see who was the better man. Now, I have a word of advice to all the EBWF road agents, officials and security staff: Stay out of my way, I won't be held responsible for my actions if you're caught by a tornado of uppercuts. To Matt Sydal I can only say, get ready... Because you've never met the Swiss Superman with a wounded pride, do you think you got what it takes to bring me down? See you in the ring to find out.
Cesaro smiled confidently at the camera, walking past Renee in just a towel as the scene faded to black.