McPissed.

[Matt]

[OOC: Not my best piece, I know that, but it's my first piece since I have been back so I will let that go. Hope this isn't too bad. P.S No offence to blonde people.]

Creeaaaaakkk! The sound of the door opening was loud enough for the whole of the state to hear. Wade Barrett walked into the vaguely lit corridor from his car, he threw his car keys in the air and caught them before putting them in his pocket. His jeans managed to reach his brown leather shoes and he wore a black leather jacket, and a grey t-shirt with 'beast' written on it in black lettering.

A man shouts from his right.

"He's here!" he said.

A cummotion is heard around the corner, and a group of people come running towards Wade. He looks around and see's it's Christy Hemme and a crew. Lighting man, Sound man and the Camera man.

"Sorry guys, I'm a little busy." Wade said, trying his hardest to get away from the oncoming interview.

"Wade, please it'll only take a second we need to get your thoughts on your match." The beautiful red head said.

"I need to shape up, just ate a McDonalds." He said, still trying to run away.

"Please Wade, for me?" Christy said, standing with her puppy dog eyes.

"Five minutes, max." Wade said, sounding annoyed.

Christy nodded to her crew, who got set up, the sound man handed Christy a microphone and she stood next to Wade, he could smell her scent of perfume. The camera guy started the camera and the lighting guy set up his lights, which momentarily blinded Wade as the light at night time was unexpected.

The cameraman gives her a countdown and nods to make sure she knows he is recording.

"Good afternoon, EBWF. I am Christy Hemme and tonight I am with the newest star of EBWF, the former EBWF Tag Champion, Mr. Wade Barrett." she smiles at him and the Lighting and sound man clap. She glares at them to make them to knock it off.

"Now Wade, I am very happy to interview you today, just like I did back in the day when you were Tag Champions with your Tag partner, Sheamus. How are you?" She said, smiling at him.

"Thanks Christy for the warm return, I am very well and Thank you for mentioning Sheamus." He said.

"Have you and your former partner spoken since you both parted ways." She said.

"Well, Christy. Me and Sheamus left but went back to the same place, company shall I say and lets just say we didn't get on again, even after teaming once... He went up the ladder and unfortunately, I stayed at the bottom." Wade said, honestly.

"Will there be a chance if he moves over onto EBWF that you and him will be back together like old times?" She said, hoping.

"I don't know, Chris. We'll have to wait and see." He said.

"Okay, your match with Daniel Bryan this week, what do you see in it?" Christy said.

"Well Christy, Daniel is a fierce competitor, I used to watch him in RoH when I first moved over the pond and I liked the way he wrestled, he kinda' influenced me a little bit in his technical abilities. The way I see it this is a fantastic opportunity to finally dig my nails into some decent competition after months and months of having to sit down and take the beating, I want to show the world that I'm not just a loud-mouthed, arrogant Brit, who talks out of his ass all day." He said.

"So, Wade does this mean we will be seeing a new side to Wade Barrett in the time that you're hear?" Christy said.

"I guess so, Christy. I want to be someone who comes here and works to the bone. Makes my mark as a viable competitor and win some gold. I know the gold are held by the best in the business, but hopefully one day I'll be up their with them, like I was once before." He said.

"Has your arrogance gone completely now then, Wade?" Christy said, smiling at her question.

"I think that is impossible, Christy, it'll just be toned down." He said.

"I was looking on twitter, and it seems you and Barretta might be on the verge of a rivalry?" Christy said.

"Sorry, Christy. Please take no offence, but are you blonde underneath, or just completely stupid? Do you not understand sarcasm? The way I saw it, it was a joke a simple harmless joke, and If you thought it was anything more, I think you should just stay away from the computer or the smart phone or whatever piece of technological equipment you use to access the internet. Over and out." Wade said, walking away from the camera as Christy Hemme just looks on.

"Well, there you have it, the typical Wade Barrett is back in EBWF. I've been Christy Hemme. Goodnight." Christy signs off, looking as pissed off as ever.